What Do You Do When You HAVE to Get Laid?

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    Feb 27, 2010 4:55 PM GMT
    This question is for guys who aren't in a relationship. Who don't have a steady squeeze. The occasional FB hasn't been around for a while. And the occasional date with benefits isn't around either.

    Is there such a thing as HAVING to get laid? (like eating and sleeping) Or do you ignore it?

    When you really need to have sex, do you just go out and find someone? For me, ideally, there has to be something about the guy other than the physical, for me to hookup with a stranger. But if that's not available, would you have sex with whoever just to let off some steam?

    I just want sex. Not much talking or even exchanging phone numbers. A quick goodbye after its over. I feel like a Corvette raised up on the lift in a mechaics shop with my wheels spinning and spining and going nowhere.

    What's your opinion?

    3 weeks for me with no action and I'm starting to get cranky. I'm going into the street with a big sign that says "Mercy sex...please". Its been a long time since I hooked up with a stranger. Assuming safe sex, I think I have to get off my Mother Teresa high horse and DO IT. (if I can remember how).

    I feel like one of the grumpy looking white haired republicans in need of grundge sex to make them smile again.




  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Feb 27, 2010 5:10 PM GMT
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    why are you looking?

    lol yeah I find someone quick!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:13 PM GMT
    I hav ea lot of close friends like that. They are so funny when they explain it to me. Personally, I just keep feelings like that to myself.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:14 PM GMT
    I think the term you want is "Pity Fuck"....
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:18 PM GMT
    SImple... I either get laid, rub one out, or wait until it passes.

    If I'm hurting for it really badly but I know it's a bad idea to go through with it, I go look for someone in trouble to help... it quiets the imperious urge when to yield would mean heartache and/or a lot of "Gawd-what-the-hell-did-I-do-that-for?" afterwards.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:23 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said I think the term you want is "Pity Fuck"....


    Yep...that's what it is. Its also called desperate. icon_mad.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:27 PM GMT
    Been there, done that! Does masturbation not help??
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:28 PM GMT
    Soft fruits.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:33 PM GMT
    And pineapple if I get the bitter urge.
  • EricLA

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    Feb 27, 2010 6:26 PM GMT
    It seems the more I need it the less I get it, so I just go with the flow.
  • swimbikerun

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    Feb 27, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
    EricLA saidIt seems the more I need it the less I get it, so I just go with the flow.
    Precisely so. Want it, don't get it. Don't need it, got it.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:41 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidSImple... I either get laid, rub one out, or wait until it passes.

    If I'm hurting for it really badly but I know it's a bad idea to go through with it, I go look for someone in trouble to help... it quiets the imperious urge when to yield would mean heartache and/or a lot of "Gawd-what-the-hell-did-I-do-that-for?" afterwards.


    ALL you have to do is call!
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:41 PM GMT
    can you spare $150 ?
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:43 PM GMT
    CraigsList "Casual Encounters"

    here's your copy:

    Fit Horney Guy, I want a BJ. You must love giving. Your Place(avoids an unexpected visitor in the future), ASAP.


    That's it. If you click for a next time, great. If not, nobody has hurt feelings.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:45 PM GMT
    Ass load of porn lube and lock the door for 2-3 hours.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:53 PM GMT
    KissingPro saidThis question is for guys who aren't in a relationship. Who don't have a steady squeeze. The occasional FB hasn't been around for a while. And the occasional date with benefits isn't around either.

    Is there such a thing as HAVING to get laid? Or do you ignore it?

    When you really need to have sex, do you just go out and find someone? For me, ideally, there has to be something about the guy other than the physical, for me to hookup with a stranger. But if that's not available, would you have sex with whoever just to let off some steam?

    I feel like just having sex. Not much talking or even exchanging phone numbers. A quick goodbye after its over.

    What's your opinion?

    Its been over 3 weeks for me and I'm starting to get cranky. I want to go into the street with a big sign that says "Mercy sex...please".







    As some already said that is call being desperate! but please reconsider your actions before giving in to these sudden urges if it worth risking your life or deal with unnecessary inconveniences with a perfect stranger, or even with someone you rarely know anything about!? KissingPro I deal with this kind of scenarios in my line of work where the defendants become victims from this kind of behavioral risk on a daily basis. Actually the consequences are a lot more common then most people like to admit! my friend life is too precious to succumb to these sudden urges where the risks can have a greater impact on your quality of life more so then what a few minutes of pleasure can give you.


    First of all the term, interpretation, or use of a fuck buddy is no different then having sex with a total stranger or a prostitute who gets paid for sex. Besides there are far more risks then just contracting a sexually contagious disease when you have sex with someone you know very little about. Three years ago a friend of mine had a brief sexual encounter with someone who had scabies from his precious brief encounter; needless to say five of the previous sexual encounters caught it and they were all treated. It is not my intent to judge your persona, actions, or sexual urges, but if the urges are that strong the safest bet is masturbation, watching porn, or just continue your search for someone who wants a monogamous relationship, and willing to share with you more then just plain sex. Good luck!


    So how do I deal with those urges? I masturbate or release my sexual urges with just watching porn! and yes I know what most of you would say, in that the effect of masturbation can never substitute the high pleasures having sex with someone feels like, and I do agree! but hey life is to precious to have sex with someone who could fuck up or bring on grievances to the rest of my life. right!!!


    Leandro ♥
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    Feb 27, 2010 7:03 PM GMT
    Vegas......Vegas, baby! icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 7:52 PM GMT
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



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    I thought it's funny-there's some inuendo there that i can't explain but i got it.Yes, i'm wierd, but anyway....

    JUST DO IT!!!!! icon_twisted.gif
  • swimmerdude52...

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    Feb 27, 2010 8:04 PM GMT
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



    hahaha i laughed so hard at this bc i had never heard of it then i walked in on my roommate heating a grapefruit last week. LMAO
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    Feb 27, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
    swimmerdude521 said
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



    hahaha i laughed so hard at this bc i had never heard of it then i walked in on my roommate heating a grapefruit last week. LMAO


    I once had a friend who's ex had done one of those "fucking a watermelon" porns. The crazy thing was....he was allergic to watermelons! He found that out the hard way....poor dude was covered in rashes and shit....oy veyicon_razz.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
    I have a f/b in one of the chief residents at the hospital I work in. A nice arrangement, until the real thing comes along again. He's an awesome 20-something who is so Dukie.
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    Feb 27, 2010 8:12 PM GMT
    swimmerdude521 said
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



    hahaha i laughed so hard at this bc i had never heard of it then i walked in on my roommate heating a grapefruit last week. LMAO


    well at least you didn't walk in about 5 mintues later...that would have been awkward icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    Nobody ever HAS to get laid... well unless they have some kind of bomb on them set to go off in 3 hours unless they get laid. In that case, go look for the dirtiest, ugliest, loneliest virgin you can find. Problem solved.
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    Feb 27, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
    swimmerdude521 said
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



    hahaha i laughed so hard at this bc i had never heard of it then i walked in on my roommate heating a grapefruit last week. LMAO



    Wait --------- He heated it? Like in the microwave?

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    Feb 27, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    swimmerdude521 said
    djdorchester saidSoft fruits.



    hahaha i laughed so hard at this bc i had never heard of it then i walked in on my roommate heating a grapefruit last week. LMAO

    What? ...He was gonna fuck a grapefruit???? ...Is that what you are saying?