CuriousJockAZ and Dancerjack are having a baby!

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    Feb 27, 2010 7:34 PM GMT
    OMG!! I totally met CuriousJockAZ last night in Phoenix. We're totally having a baby! We're naming it Hematoma Jackson. He is the Baby Mama (Curious is being gracious enough to supply his carotid artery as a womb). He went to the hostpital this morning at 8 am to enduce labor. I can't wait to show you the pictures!!

    It's a good thing he's lived here in Phoenix for umpteen years, because there's no way I could have gotten us lost better than he did... Didn't the GPS say we have arrived at our destination? Tell that bitch to shut up - we're on an abandoned road with 14 titty bars to our left and a drug dealer to our right. Oh wait... that WAS our desitnation? PERFECT!!

    We also went to a quaint, tiny, and charmingly picturesque restaurant. It was just like being in Provence. Except that it was an ultramodern cement club with a stylish outdoor patio. Oh, and they were playing Lady Gaga so loudly that I said "HUH?!' and "WHAT?!" more than I said Please and Thank you. Oh, and there were about 200 people milling about drunk. But other than that it was just like being in a romantic little French bistro. Oh, and no one spoke French. But other than that! ;)

    OMG! I had such a good time, and I hope to get a repeat of the gay Thelma and Louise tonight! Bro/Dude, totally bring Hematoma Jackson to the party! We might run into Milli Vanilli, and our baby will totally need to audition.

    In honor of this amazing night of adventure and bromance I am changing my name to CuriousJackNC. Be not surprised when/if he is transformed into DancerTodd.

    xoxoxo
    Baby Daddy

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    Feb 27, 2010 8:38 PM GMT
    I didn't get us lost, I was just showing you the, uh, sites of Phoenix icon_rolleyes.gif By the way, we had twins -- Hematoma and Laceration are doing fabulous!
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    Feb 27, 2010 8:42 PM GMT
    High time you boys finally hooked up! Sounds like you ended up at AZ-88 or maybe Postino, from your description. Jack, the only question remaining is, where did Todd take you afterward!?icon_cool.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 27, 2010 10:29 PM GMT
    Oh to be a fly on the wall.... and I bet politics never crept up..

    LOL

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  • Timbales

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    Feb 27, 2010 10:33 PM GMT
    I liked Phoenix.
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    Feb 27, 2010 10:39 PM GMT
    I would think if you guys had twin girls, they should be named Concepcion and Contracepcion and if you had a boy, you could name him Ejaculacion.
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    Feb 28, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidI didn't get us lost, I was just showing you the, uh, sites of Phoenix icon_rolleyes.gif By the way, we had twins -- Hematoma and Laceration are doing fabulous!



    of course, dear - as i said... it was the GPS. ;)

    have fun at work. sell lots of houses - my babies gotta eat!
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    Feb 28, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    LOL. Wishing the happy family well.
  • asupas

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    Feb 28, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    How in the world could you guys get lost in Phoenix? All the streets go NSEW. icon_smile.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Feb 28, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    Well, for one thing I was driving. But, it wasn't me it was that bitch in the GPS thingy...she was all confused icon_lol.gif