Did anyone receive this email from RealJock?

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    Mar 01, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
    Dear RJ subscriber,

    First, we want to thank you for your participation at RealJock.com. Your contribution to the popularity of our site is most appreciated.

    Going forward, we have come to realize that running a website of this nature is quite expensive as the costs have exceeded our income. This leaves us two options. The first option is to ask for larger membership fees from our users. We are loathe to do this. The second option is to reduce costs and the best way to do that is by reducing our bandwidth requirements. It is on that note and with a heavy heart that we are terminating your membership here at RealJock.com. Why me (you may ask)? Well, as we review our membership, we feel that some members here are not quite up to snuff in the muscle department. You are among them. We do apologize.

    In the future, should the cost of running RealJock.com be reduced somehow, we would gladly welcome you back with open arms. Until then, please try to refrain from clicking onto our site.

    Thank you and good luck.

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    No? Me either.
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    Mar 01, 2010 8:18 PM GMT
    Did anyone receive this email from RealJock?

    McGay saidNo? Me either.

    hmmmmm... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 01, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
    A number of industries are trying to put limits on their unlimited service....

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    Mar 01, 2010 8:31 PM GMT
    Are you trying to cause trouble McGay?
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    Mar 01, 2010 8:39 PM GMT
    Actually, this is a reprise of a post from two years ago. OMG! Did anyone else receive this email from RealJock?

    It's a little early, but April Fools Day is my favorite holiday. I've already put up my April Fools Day tree and have been busy baking cookies for the big day.
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    Mar 01, 2010 9:55 PM GMT
    McGay saidActually, this is a reprise of a post from two years ago. OMG! Did anyone else receive this email from RealJock?

    It's a little early, but April Fools Day is my favorite holiday. I've already put up my April Fools Day tree and have been busy baking cookies for the big day.



    What kind of cookies?
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    Mar 01, 2010 10:03 PM GMT
    McGay saidDear RJ subscriber,

    First, we want to thank you for your participation at RealJock.com. Your contribution to the popularity of our site is most appreciated.

    Going forward, we have come to realize that running a website of this nature is quite expensive as the costs have exceeded our income. This leaves us two options. The first option is to ask for larger membership fees from our users. We are loathe to do this. The second option is to reduce costs and the best way to do that is by reducing our bandwidth requirements. It is on that note and with a heavy heart that we are terminating your membership here at RealJock.com. Why me (you may ask)? Well, as we review our membership, we feel that some members here are not quite up to snuff in the muscle department. You are among them. We do apologize.

    In the future, should the cost of running RealJock.com be reduced somehow, we would gladly welcome you back with open arms. Until then, please try to refrain from clicking onto our site.

    Thank you and good luck.

    RealJock


    You know how the cost of buying a new Cadillac has gone up!!
































































    No? Me either.
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    Mar 01, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    McGay said...It's a little early, but April Fools Day is my favorite holiday. I've already put up my April Fools Day tree and have been busy baking cookies for the big day.

    AH, your April Fool's tree. Here perhaps are the most famous April Fool's Day trees in history, from a 1957 BBC featurette:



    The BBC is notorious for doing things like that on April 1st. Here, a David Attenborough-type (actually Monty Python's Terry Jones) tells us about flying penquins:

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    Mar 01, 2010 10:12 PM GMT
    nope... didn't get it... same as the OP. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 01, 2010 10:28 PM GMT
    Nope. I'm obviously far too buff, butch and manly.
  • jrs1

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    Mar 01, 2010 10:33 PM GMT

    I would be one to get it, for my name is bones.
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    Mar 01, 2010 10:45 PM GMT
    I would get it because I am a lesbian.
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    Mar 01, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
    McGay> I've already put up my April Fools Day tree and have been busy baking cookies for the big day.

    Who are you going to hang?

    (Are the cookies just the lure... or for the celebration after?)
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    Mar 01, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
    get what???!!????

    did someone say cookies???? icon_eek.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 01, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    No, but I did get one email from RealJock that said they were screening out usernames starting with "Mc" and ending with "Gay".
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    Mar 01, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
    Actually I like the silly humor, but can we please have it without a full screen of blank space to scroll past? Or at least edit it out in subsequent quotes. icon_razz.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 02, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidActually I like the silly humor, but can we please have it without a full screen of blank space to scroll past? Or at least edit it out in subsequent quotes. icon_razz.gif






























































    Nope!
  • nadaquever_rm

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    Mar 02, 2010 1:51 AM GMT
    ROFL! God I love a prick.
  • mcwclewis

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    Mar 02, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    Pinny saidI would get it because I am a lesbian.



    Yeah.... but you're a cute lesbian....
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    Mar 02, 2010 2:55 AM GMT
    mcwclewis saidYeah.... but you're a cute lesbian....

    BRB, getting my carpenter jeans and t-shirt.
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    Mar 02, 2010 2:58 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidNope. I'm obviously far too buff, butch and manly.
    LMAO Love the reply and the actual joke
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    Mar 02, 2010 3:00 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidNope. I'm obviously far too buff, butch and manly.


    And scary.
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
    jrs1 said
    I would be one to get it, for my name is bones.


    No twinkerbell is your name my pet and Dlist (twink-mart) is where you belongicon_wink.gif
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
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    GuerrillaSodomite saidNope. I'm obviously far too buff, butch and manly.


    And scary.


    I'm terrifying!

    *hisses and arches back to make himself look bigger*
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    funny pictures of cats with captions