Inner Peace....

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    Mar 01, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
    inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you have started and have never finished.' So I looked
    around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,
    and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
    Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreo's, the
    remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
    some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking
    good I feel right now. lol!!!
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    Mar 01, 2010 11:50 PM GMT
    redbull saidBy following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
    inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you have started and have never finished.' So I looked
    around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,
    and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
    Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreo's, the
    remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
    some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking
    good I feel right now. lol!!!
    Wow, I want to have a diet like that. But now you know why Phil looks like he looks.
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    Mar 02, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    This is the best way to keep Dr Phil in business as we will all have to tune in to see how you manage the aftermath of such pure bliss!
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    Mar 02, 2010 2:09 AM GMT


    ROFL!!!

    Thanks for brightening up my day Redbull!

    as always, a big wet sloppy x and a warm o to you,
    -Doug
  • jrs1

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    Mar 02, 2010 8:51 AM GMT
    I have it but I did not need Dr. Frill to tell me such.
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    Mar 02, 2010 8:57 AM GMT
    In grade 12, we had to read a book by his son on "teen psychology". His son's only qualification, is that his dad was Dr. Phil. In the first chapter, the book classified all teenagers into one of 8 types. Since I was none of them, I stopped reading. And it was the only book I ever set on fire.
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    Mar 02, 2010 9:40 AM GMT
    That's hilarious. Haha.
  • metta

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    Mar 02, 2010 9:42 AM GMT
    that is too funny....


    I have projects that I would love to finish....but with so many things on my list....I just have to do a little at a time when I can fit it in. I do agree, that it does feel great to complete a project that I have been wanting to get done. I have a tendency to continuously add new things....It is hard taking care of a home all by myself but it is fun changing and updating things. Right now, I'm redecorating my family room and trying to redo as much of the hill in my yard as I can before the weather gets warm. I will probably finish about 70% of it by the end of this month. The other part, I'm thinking about building stone planters into the hill for a vegetable garden. But I will probably finish staining my new gates before I do that so that I can hire someone to hang them.
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    Mar 02, 2010 3:54 PM GMT
    I'm not really in the mood for assassinations this week...
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    Mar 02, 2010 3:58 PM GMT
    Is he right, or is that besides the point?
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:10 PM GMT
    Sedative saidI'm not really in the mood for assassinations this week...


    I am. I'll pick up the slack for you this week if you cover for me next week.


    And I usually experience inner peace when I down double doses Imodium and Pepcid about an hour after Taco Bell.
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:25 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    I am. I'll pick up the slack for you this week if you cover for me next week.

    And I usually experience inner peace when I down double doses Imodium and Pepcid about an hour after Taco Bell.


    Sure. I'd like as much suffering extracted as possible. Quick, clean deaths are so unsettling.
  • DanOmatic

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    Mar 02, 2010 4:32 PM GMT
    Dr. Phil is a hack. Dunno why anyone even listens to him.
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:34 PM GMT
    Sedative said
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    I am. I'll pick up the slack for you this week if you cover for me next week.

    And I usually experience inner peace when I down double doses Imodium and Pepcid about an hour after Taco Bell.


    Sure. I'd like as much suffering extracted as possible. Quick, clean deaths are so unsettling.


    Remind me to show you my "Hungry Badger" technique sometime.
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:37 PM GMT
    Inner peace starts with never watching the Dr. Phil show.
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    Mar 02, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
    I needed a good laugh today!