Not bad, but only 3 ? C'mon people! I know some of you can be bitchy, so let it rip!!!
"He's so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard."
"She's so fat her shadow cracked the sidewalk."
"If you placed her brain on the edge of a razor-blade it'd look like a pea rolling down the interstate!"
"She's so dumb she thinks oral sex is what you do instead of."
"He once pinched the ass of a long haired woman in a dark bar and after the guy gave him a black eye, they dated 2 years."
"He's so dumb, if you threw him in a barrel of titties, he'd come out sucking his own thumb."
"She's so dumb that she couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the sole."