Mar 02, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
(at the checkout line)
Female Teller: "Oh wow, I LOVE Axe! My boyfriend uses it and it smells sooooo good! What is this?"
*points at scrubber*
Me: "Oh, I am going to use that to scrub my balls. You wouldn't believe how dirty they get. This will make them shine! You should have your boyfriend try it too! Heck, why don't I clean his balls for him? What's his number?"