Pee sitting down?

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    Mar 03, 2010 9:18 AM GMT
    Okay I confess...I pee sitting down whenever possible...usually at homes only...I only pee standing up when it's in Urinals in public places.

    Anyone else weird as fuck like me? icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:20 PM GMT
    I do it exactly like you, for a few good reasons. First, peeing sitting down prevents splash back and is quieter (in case there are women or others nearby outside your bathroom door). If I pee standing up, invariably I have to get a tissue and clean up any drips or "overspray" I caused. Finally, when I start to pee, I often find (to be very plain spoken) that I have to do something else as well, so why not kill two birds with one stone and just sit?
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:23 PM GMT
    only when I have morning wood or am simultaneously performing the other function. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:32 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidonly when I have morning wood or am simultaneously performing the other function. icon_lol.gif

    Yeah, only sit when I have a morning "piss hardon" as we used to call them in the Army. But in the Army latrines we had urinals, so you could still stand with wood (and a nice sight that would be, especially at an open trough urinal, some of the guys fully butt naked).

    I hope my next home bathroom will allow me to install a urinal, the best way for a man to pee. I've known a couple of guys who had them at home, and no one seems to think these days that women would be offended by the sight if they went in. The ones I've seen were partly hidden by a partition wall, anyway, though no stall or door.
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    jayyp saidOkay I confess...I pee sitting down whenever possible...usually at homes only...I only pee standing up when it's in Urinals in public places.

    Anyone else weird as fuck like me? icon_smile.gif


    LOL. Weird for 2 reasons. 1) because you do this.... 2) because you posted about it!

    Haha.
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
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    jayyp saidOkay I confess...I pee sitting down whenever possible...usually at homes only...I only pee standing up when it's in Urinals in public places.

    Anyone else weird as fuck like me? icon_smile.gif


    LOL. Weird for 2 reasons. 1) because you do this.... 2) because you posted about it!

    Haha.



    It would be weirder if you shit standing up, but please keep that one to yourself.
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:48 PM GMT
    Bahahahaha.
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:56 PM GMT
    I sit if I'm feeling lazy and don't want to aim.
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    Mar 03, 2010 2:58 PM GMT
    There was a whole episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm about this.
  • Stephan

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    Mar 03, 2010 3:02 PM GMT
    I perfer to pee standing up.... Its easier to just zip it out and pee, While peeing sitting down, you have to pull your pants and underwear down, too much work.

    Besides, Women pee sitting down for a reason, we don't.
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    Mar 03, 2010 3:15 PM GMT
    In the middle of the night, I pee sitting down in the dark because (1) I don't want to miss the toilet and (2) I don't want to wake up.

    Light wakes me up; darkness keeps me in the "snooze" mode.
  • travelot

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    Mar 03, 2010 3:44 PM GMT
    No idea where, or when I read this, but there was an article regarding this issue. Through a medical study they found that guys that sit, have healthier prostates and lower rates of cancer and problems.

    Sorry no details as to source, just a flashback.

    Cheers!

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    Mar 03, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    Definitely in the morning; it is a must.
    Agree very much with CAjock753.
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    Mar 03, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    standing up with a few Cheerios in the bowl for target practice.

    what are the chances of this and the seat up or down thread in the same day?? icon_confused.gif

    coming up tomorrow ... TP Unwinding: Over or Under ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 03, 2010 4:28 PM GMT
    This is weird considering the females I've came across that envy us when it comes to urinating and here I see you all take pride in the matter. Grow another set please.
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    Mar 03, 2010 4:45 PM GMT
    wtf??.....that question takes the cake for most ridiculous question todayicon_lol.gif
    grow a pair and pee like a man...lolz

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    Mar 03, 2010 4:48 PM GMT
    yep.... first morning pee or if getting up in the middle of the night ;-)
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    Mar 03, 2010 4:55 PM GMT
    jayyp saidOkay I confess...I pee sitting down whenever possible...usually at homes only...I only pee standing up when it's in Urinals in public places.

    Anyone else weird as fuck like me? icon_smile.gif


    I always sit.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Mar 03, 2010 5:01 PM GMT
    I sooo wanted to answer this in a way that would be humorous... but the more I thought about it, the more I think I should just pass....LOL
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    Mar 03, 2010 5:18 PM GMT
    Well, I do everything possible to avoid sitting down on a public toilet. And those paper seat protectors, when available, are just impossible to use properly, at least for me. I'd just as soon lay out strips of toilet paper.

    Although I did recently see an automatic seat protector in a hospital. It slipped a kind of sleeve around the seat in a matter of seconds, all by itself, totally fresh & sanitary each time. Obviously pricey, where the strictest hygiene is a priority, so I doubt many public places will ever get them.

    But as someone else noted, men just unzip, pee and zip back up, no other fussing with the clothes. I may sit down in the middle of the night, as others have said, when I'm sleepy, don't want the light on, and my aim questionable, plus I may be hard. And I'm already naked, at least from the waist down. But once I'm dressed, I just care to use the zipper alone for it's intended purpose.
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    Mar 03, 2010 5:30 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidonly when I have morning wood icon_lol.gif


    Which way does your morning wood point? That would be impossible for me.

    When I sit down it doesn't empty all the way. So I prefer standing.
  • bmw0

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    Mar 03, 2010 5:42 PM GMT
    I dated a guy once that did the sit down thing, and he asked me to do the same. I of course did not..just not what i'm used to. Told him if he wanted to date a sitter, to date a woman...as a joke.. and i dont think he liked that too well. But i still stand, only sit when in "multi exit mode" if you will.
  • Mako_Shark

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    Mar 03, 2010 6:03 PM GMT
    I prefer to sit. I just have to make sure my big, manly, enormous, testosterone filled balls don't hit the water. That's how I justify such a womanly way to piss, since I'm so hyper-masculine, and all...
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    Mar 03, 2010 6:16 PM GMT
    I pee sitting down if I am pooping at the same time

    In the shower I pee standing up
    If I want to pee in the dark at night and not miss the bowl, I pee in the sink
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    Mar 03, 2010 6:23 PM GMT
    Mako_Shark saidI prefer to sit. I just have to make sure my big, manly, enormous, testosterone filled balls don't hit the water. That's how I justify such a womanly way to piss, since I'm so hyper-masculine, and all...

    My balls stay high & dry. It's my dick that hits the inside of the bowl, or the water when I sit, which I presume is unhygienic. So sometimes I literally prop it across the toilet seat, on those with 360-degree rims, not the open horseshoe shapes found in public toilets. In those, I sometimes just hold it up manually -- honest to gawd.