Did you have to EAT SOAP if you SWORE AS A KID?

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    Mar 04, 2010 2:53 AM GMT
    We did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:07 AM GMT
    OMG...yes.
    I called my sister a bitch.
    Must have been 4th or 5th grade...what was worce it was that "Lever" or "Lava" (do they still make that?) I had to hold the bar in my mouth for 15 minutes.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:32 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidOMG...yes.
    I called my sister a bitch.
    Must have been 4th or 5th grade...what was worce it was that "Lever" or "Lava" (do they still make that?) I had to hold the bar in my mouth for 15 minutes.


    You are kidding me! We had to eat that gritty raspy Lava soap too. As a matter of fact, I am writing a funny story about it right now. Man, so families were a lot alike back in our generation.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:35 AM GMT
    Liquid Dial...I was a bad kid icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:36 AM GMT
    Just once when I was like 8 and I threatened to call child protective services and tell them my parents tried to poison me. I was a little shit.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    No soap. My parents used Tabasco sauce and cayenne pepper. We got belts, extension cords and willow switches sometimes too. They would sometimes make us go out to the tree and cut the switch we'd get beat with. I was the only one that figured out that the thinner the the switch, the more it hurt. My cousins and siblings thought I was bad ass for picking extra thick switches. Idiots.icon_lol.gif

    They also used one they called "the stink bug" after the stance that the stink beetles around the farm walked in. It was essentially doing planks, but with your ass in the air. When you started to fall down, you would get your ass whipped with a switch, belt or extension cord until you resumed the proper position for the predetermined length of the punishment.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    Only once when I was 4. My mom made me lick the bar of soap because I said BITCH!!!!!!


    I'm still a Diva...
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:44 AM GMT
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    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL


    I got the belt once. I got soaped for saying "damn" so I got all cocky and I kicked my dad in the shin and told him to "fuck off"...he pulled the belt off and I got it bad.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:50 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidNo soap. My parents used Tabasco sauce and cayenne pepper. We got belts, extension cords and willow switches sometimes too.



    Sounds like my rents.... that and a frying pan a couple of times.

    Ahhhh nostalgia, eh?
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:55 AM GMT
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    GuerrillaSodomite saidNo soap. My parents used Tabasco sauce and cayenne pepper. We got belts, extension cords and willow switches sometimes too.



    Sounds like my rents.... that and a frying pan a couple of times.

    Ahhhh nostalgia, eh?


    Good thing we turned out normal..............
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
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    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL


    I got the belt once. I got soaped for saying "damn" so I got all cocky and I kicked my dad in the shin and told him to "fuck off"...he pulled the belt off and I got it bad.


    That's what turned me into a HOMOSEXUAL...lol...you see had my parents got a hold of me and talked to me and being the fine straight couple they were....they could have made a bad bad boy into a sweet kid...But nope....they made me think that in order to conform, it had to be with the belt and not with loving words. Now, pop is next to death and soon I will inherit his cash and I am going to have one big GAY party with it!! LOL

    PAY BACKS are a bitch and I will get you!!....even my parents
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    I ran my mouth like a sewer, at everyone even teachers. So yes, I got that punishment and more.
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    Mar 04, 2010 4:59 AM GMT
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    collegekid2004 said
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    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL


    I got the belt once. I got soaped for saying "damn" so I got all cocky and I kicked my dad in the shin and told him to "fuck off"...he pulled the belt off and I got it bad.


    That's what turned me into a HOMOSEXUAL...lol...you see had my parents got a hold of me and talked to me and being the fine straight couple they were....they could have made a bad bad boy into a sweet kid...But nope....they made me think that in order to conform, it had to be with the belt and not with loving words. Now, pop is next to death and soon I will inherit his cash and I am going to have one big GAY party with it!! LOL

    PAY BACKS are a bitch and I will get you!!....even my parents


    Am I invited??!
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said
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    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL


    I got the belt once. I got soaped for saying "damn" so I got all cocky and I kicked my dad in the shin and told him to "fuck off"...he pulled the belt off and I got it bad.


    That's what turned me into a HOMOSEXUAL...lol...you see had my parents got a hold of me and talked to me and being the fine straight couple they were....they could have made a bad bad boy into a sweet kid...But nope....they made me think that in order to conform, it had to be with the belt and not with loving words. Now, pop is next to death and soon I will inherit his cash and I am going to have one big GAY party with it!! LOL

    PAY BACKS are a bitch and I will get you!!....even my parents


    Am I invited??!


    Your at the FUCKING top of the GOD DAM VIP ...fuck list to suck cock as your ticket in BABE!!...LOL Did I say that right?
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:03 AM GMT
    no I was never disciplined, youngest child of several, the older sibs just laid the beats to me for any reason, I never even knew what the F word was until I was 10 or 11, and never swore in front of my parents until University, never at them.
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:04 AM GMT
    nah, not here.
    we just got endless lecturing.. it's a very cruel form of mental torture.
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:04 AM GMT
    Got to eat soap once and ended up with "lye" burns in my mouth. My lips gums and tongue swelled up to the point that I was taken to the hospital. A few days later a social worker came out to the house with a doctor and the police to interview my mom and dad and me about what happened....mom and dad had charges filed against them and had to go to court...not sure exactly what was said or done in court, but I never ate soap again, but did get my ass paddled a few times....
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:05 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    Fable said
    GuerrillaSodomite saidNo soap. My parents used Tabasco sauce and cayenne pepper. We got belts, extension cords and willow switches sometimes too.



    Sounds like my rents.... that and a frying pan a couple of times.

    Ahhhh nostalgia, eh?


    Good thing we turned out normal..............


    Next joke robby.

    We're both cracked.
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    Yeah I had to stick soap in my mouth once for calling one of my mom's boyfriend's a pussy. He had started crying over some petty comment my little sister said.

    Honestly, I didn't get punished much as a kid. I was usually pretty good at keeping out of trouble or at least not getting caught icon_wink.gif

    But I remember one time my uncle (who's a total asshole that no one in the family likes) tried to spank me. He swung the belt at me but I dodged it and grabbed it out of his hands which I then swung back at him... accidentally belted him in the face. The ensuing punishment from my mom was not pretty. I actually don't remember much of it... I've tried to block it out, lol. But I do remember her chewing him out and telling him he was lucky all he got was slapped in the face with a belt. Go mom! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    I grew up with soap for just saying "Damn" and then it eventually went from soap to "the belt" until one night as I was being punished I just started laughing... and then they started laughing.. and then from that night on all soap and belts were non existent... thank god
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    Mar 04, 2010 5:08 AM GMT
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    wrestlervic saidWe did. Anyone else? What was your punishment? What was the swear word you got in trouble with the most. Mine was "shit" icon_wink.gif


    I got the belt and it felt good!!

    It was not because I said a cuss word...it was because I kicked my bro or sisters ass for messin with my shit...!! LOL


    I got the belt once. I got soaped for saying "damn" so I got all cocky and I kicked my dad in the shin and told him to "fuck off"...he pulled the belt off and I got it bad.


    That's what turned me into a HOMOSEXUAL...lol...you see had my parents got a hold of me and talked to me and being the fine straight couple they were....they could have made a bad bad boy into a sweet kid...But nope....they made me think that in order to conform, it had to be with the belt and not with loving words. Now, pop is next to death and soon I will inherit his cash and I am going to have one big GAY party with it!! LOL

    PAY BACKS are a bitch and I will get you!!....even my parents


    Am I invited??!


    Your at the FUCKING top of the GOD DAM VIP ...fuck list to suck cock as your ticket in BABE!!...LOL Did I say that right?


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    Mar 04, 2010 5:10 AM GMT
    I guess this calls for the Natalie Merchant (10,000 maniacs) song on child abuse, "What's the Matter Here?". Somehow this makes it peaceful.

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    Mar 04, 2010 5:17 AM GMT
    grandma put pepper/hot sauce/chillis on mouth/tongue if cursed/swore/said a bad word
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    Mar 04, 2010 6:49 AM GMT



    The shorter version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktzt096mlxs