Secret Single (Alone) Behavior

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    Jan 18, 2008 7:22 PM GMT
    Remember the episode of "Sex and the City" where Carrie talks about her "Secret Single Bahvior"...she likes to read "Vogue" while standing up eating crackers. What secret single behavior do you guys have out there (especially one you wouldn't want your boyfriend, if you have one, to see)? Mine is air-guitaring and acting like I'm a rock star. My first boyfriend caught my singing and air-guitaring to "Rock You Like A Hurricane"... he couldn't stop laughing!
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    Jan 18, 2008 7:53 PM GMT
    mine isn't so much a secret as i don't have any, but i don't like for him to watch me play ball.
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    Jan 18, 2008 7:55 PM GMT
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i'm trying hard to think of something. i'm pretty open about everything so i honestly don't think i have such a thing.
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:00 PM GMT
    Posing in front of the mirror.

    Dancing and acting weird.

    Talking to myself, out loud.

    And so much more!
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
    I really get into the music while I am on my elliptical here at home, so maybe that could look weird to the casual observer. But when I am really flying high on the music, I can knock out some really fast sprints, like my personal trainer wants me to.
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:12 PM GMT
    Dancing to obscenely loud music. Only when all my roommates are in class icon_exclaim.gif
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:23 PM GMT
    Coming home drunk, putting on my iPod, and playing karaoke by myself.

    "the caaaaaareless whisperrrr...of...a...good...friend..."
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:25 PM GMT
    talking to my dogs...as if they'll respond.
    ...oh, and walking around naked in my backyard.
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
    I listen to Howard Stern instead of the news when I get ready in the morning.

    I also listen to Howard Stern (reruns) when I'm cooking dinner, so I can catch up on what I missed.

    I listen to NPR only when Stern is boring, in commercial, or telling some hot chick how hot she is (see "boring").

    What can I say? I'm from Jersey. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:42 PM GMT
    Watch a tearjerker by my lonesome and simultaneously say the lines along with the actor e.g. "Your girl is lovely, Hubbel"...and "Why didn't you tell me? If it had to happen to one of us why did it have to be you?"...and "This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime."

    LOL LOL LOL
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:46 PM GMT
    I interview myself in the bathroom mirror..like I'm on the tonight show...

    "Oh Dave, you are a crackup!"

    "No, I had no idea Jake Ghyllenhall had a crush on me...that cheeky little devil."

    stuff like that

    (p.s. nicensmoothla, what is your address again?)
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    Jan 18, 2008 8:50 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 saidI interview myself in the bathroom mirror..like I'm on the tonight show...

    "Oh Dave, you are a crackup!"

    "No, I had no idea Jake Ghyllenhall had a crush on me...that cheeky little devil."

    stuff like that

    (p.s. nicensmoothla, what is your address again?)

    hahaha, funniest thing i've heard all day - i like that and share that addy with the group, please.
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    Jan 18, 2008 9:03 PM GMT
    XRuggerATX saidComing home drunk, putting on my iPod, and playing karaoke by myself.

    "the caaaaaareless whisperrrr...of...a...good...friend..."


    Me too. Only this morning in the shower (minus the iPod, of course...) it was this: "Wha-ann a maaaa-YUNN looooooves a WOOOOmannnn......"

    And occasionally I get all almost nekkid and do the little dance from the opening sequence to "Queer As Folk." Er...the shades are usually down when I do that.
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    Jan 18, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    I'm actually in a relationship, but I know that I can't sing around my boyfriend. He's a opera singer with a beautiful voice. And I'm a scientist with a really really average singing voice.

    I'm allowed to sing in the showers or if he's not around.
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    Jan 18, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    Chris11102 saidDoes smoking pot and masturbating to show-tunes count?


    I would never admit it to a Bf, but sometimes I just smoke one and then put the earplugs in and sing along to my favorit MP3`s.icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jan 18, 2008 10:10 PM GMT
    I like to make up songs to sing to my cats.
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:35 PM GMT
    my BF does NOT approve of RJ, so he doesn't know how much time i spend here!icon_biggrin.gif
    He thinks it's a sex site -- which i have explained is not true. however, he knows that i get a lot of unsolicited private photo views... which tends to weaken my argument. And i guess i can see his point: I mean how many stanger's cock shots do you want your boyfriend to see?
    so let's just let this be our little secret, m'kay?icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:40 PM GMT
    art_smass saidI like to make up songs to sing to my cats.


    that's hot icon_lol.gif

    i binge eat potato chips if i have them around...being single, it's not a good idea for me to have them around, lol.

    when i beat something in a video game, i sometimes do a little dance, hehe!

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    Jan 18, 2008 11:43 PM GMT
    nicensmoothla saidtalking to my dogs...as if they'll respond.
    ...oh, and walking around naked in my backyard.


    I talk to my dogs, and they DO respond. We have whole conversations. Why, just yesterday, my labrador said--

    Wait, I can't tell you, he's right here and SO embarrassed....
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:45 PM GMT
    eating right out of the fridge -no time for a plate!
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:47 PM GMT
    I have a tendency to yell in German. I'm not sure why. It's not my first language, but if I'm alone and upset, excited, annoyed or generally feeling a strong emotion, I switch to German.

    Example:
    "Mensch, wo sind die Scheißschlüssel?!"

    I've only been caught on occasion... just a tad awkward.
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:53 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 saidI interview myself in the bathroom mirror..like I'm on the tonight show...

    "Oh Dave, you are a crackup!"

    "No, I had no idea Jake Ghyllenhall had a crush on me...that cheeky little devil."

    stuff like that

    (p.s. nicensmoothla, what is your address again?)



    it's 146....hey! wait a minute! i see what you're trying to do here! (just email me and i'll give it to you!)
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    Jan 18, 2008 11:55 PM GMT
    jprichva said[quote][cite]nicensmoothla said[/cite]talking to my dogs...as if they'll respond.
    ...oh, and walking around naked in my backyard.


    I talk to my dogs, and they DO respond. We have whole conversations. Why, just yesterday, my labrador said--

    Wait, I can't tell you, he's right here and SO embarrassed....[/quote]

    tell him it's only me. not to worry. i won't judge.
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    Jan 19, 2008 12:18 AM GMT
    I really get into music when I'm alone, will sing and dance even though I know I can't.

    I used to talk to my dog, and I swear he could understand me.

    I drink 2 liters and milk right out from the fridge, don't use a glass sometimes.

    Little things like that...I have a ton more, but I stop here.
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    Jan 19, 2008 12:47 AM GMT
    dharnan saidI have a tendency to yell in German. I'm not sure why. It's not my first language, but if I'm alone and upset, excited, annoyed or generally feeling a strong emotion, I switch to German.

    Example: Mensch, wo sind die Scheißschlüssel?!"


    I talk to my mirror in Pepe le Pew French:

    "'Where are you, mah leetle peegeon? Ah am wetting forrr you.."

    I also do a great imitation of Marvin the Martian.