Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes

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    Mar 04, 2010 11:28 PM GMT
    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look great until they hit the ice.
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    Mar 05, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    That`s funny. They`ll win something, eventually. The planet has a few more millions years before it implodes.
  • barriehomeboy

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    Mar 05, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    Let`s talk about something more interesting. What do you know about Syd the Kid being gay
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    Mar 05, 2010 3:59 AM GMT
    Jonesy74 saidWhat do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look great until they hit the ice.


    Argh!

    Sid's not gay, but a certain defenseman from the Predators, well thats another story.

  • barriehomeboy

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    Mar 10, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    Well who hasn't fucked an NHL player?? But I think if you watch Syd's behaviour, you'll change your mind.
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    Mar 14, 2010 7:55 AM GMT
    RST2009 said
    Jonesy74 saidWhat do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look great until they hit the ice.


    Argh!

    Sid's not gay, but a certain defenseman from the Predators, well thats another story.



    Need more of a clue on who this may be?
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    Apr 02, 2010 6:32 AM GMT
    Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?

    It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup.
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    Apr 08, 2010 10:45 PM GMT
    What do you call 30 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup finals on television




    You guessed it: The Toronto Maple Leafs
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    Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM GMT
    One that I've been able to say the past few years:

    Spring is here, the Leafs are out!
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    May 18, 2013 5:14 AM GMT
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    Not exactly a joke.....but had to share.