You know it's gonna be one of those days when...

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    Mar 05, 2010 2:21 PM GMT
    Your stick of deodorant comes flying out of its container when you open it and shatters on the floor.
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    Mar 05, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
    Poor Guy!.....icon_sad.gif
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    Mar 05, 2010 2:27 PM GMT
    ...You wake up to find your alarm clock is blinking "12:00".

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    Mar 05, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
    Yeah I know. Yesterday I yanked the top off of my stick deodorant in the sink area at the gym. There was just a little block left at the top of the container, it flew out, just missed a dude shaving, hit the mirror, stuck on the glass, then started to slowly slide down. The other guys at the sinks just looked at it. We all watched in silence as it made it way all the way down the mirror, dropped in the sink and was sucked down the drain. Everyone busted into applause. The highlight of my day...
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    Mar 05, 2010 2:46 PM GMT
    TallsdDude saidYeah I know. Yesterday I yanked the top off of my stick deodorant in the sink area at the gym. There was just a little block left at the top of the container, it flew out, just missed a dude shaving, hit the mirror, stuck on the glass, then started to slowly slide down. The other guys at the sinks just looked at it. We all watched in silence as it made it way all the way down the mirror, dropped in the sink and was sucked down the drain. Everyone busted into applause. The highlight of my day...





    Bravo! You win this thread! LOL
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    Mar 05, 2010 2:52 PM GMT
    Your toothbrush goes flying in the toilet.
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    Mar 05, 2010 3:00 PM GMT
    You can't find your keys.
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    Mar 05, 2010 4:14 PM GMT
    The hall your the R.A. for has flooded. from the hall bathroom... into the hallway.... and into your room.
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    Mar 05, 2010 4:20 PM GMT
    the contact fell into the sink and you can't find it and you think it's in the drain and find it 8 hours later crusted up and shrunk somewhere in the bathroom after opening a new case.
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    Mar 05, 2010 4:26 PM GMT
    Somebody please call the waaaaamulance for these guys?
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    Mar 05, 2010 4:39 PM GMT
    ... Someone offers you a buck because you look so shitty that they just assumed you were homeless.
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    Mar 05, 2010 6:50 PM GMT
    TallsdDude saidYeah I know. Yesterday I yanked the top off of my stick deodorant in the sink area at the gym. There was just a little block left at the top of the container, it flew out, just missed a dude shaving, hit the mirror, stuck on the glass, then started to slowly slide down. The other guys at the sinks just looked at it. We all watched in silence as it made it way all the way down the mirror, dropped in the sink and was sucked down the drain. Everyone busted into applause. The highlight of my day...



    that was YOU? hahahah j/k!
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    Mar 05, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    You find two empty bullet casings at the bottom of your front stairs. icon_eek.gif

    I need a new neighborhood.
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    Mar 05, 2010 7:22 PM GMT
    ...the sky is darkened by a plague of locusts
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    Mar 05, 2010 7:30 PM GMT
    When the phone wakes you up at 5 am and it's the Police asking ...........
    Are you Mr. Soandso? icon_eek.gif

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    Mar 05, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
    you drop your keys down the sewage drain by the mail boxes, where you can see them but you just cant get to them.
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    Mar 05, 2010 7:59 PM GMT
    you wake up to a freshly neutered chihuahua needing to get down off the bed to go pee, but too tender to jump, so he just pees on your back.



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    Mar 05, 2010 8:00 PM GMT
    ... you drop your cell phone on the NYC subway track. icon_sad.gif
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    Mar 05, 2010 8:07 PM GMT
    I can only propose solutions for 2 of these tragedies. Use a gel deodorant (they also don't stain your clothes like a stick), and get daily disposable contact lenses, like I have that can even correct for astigmatism now. Then when you lose one you just grab another (they don't cost much), and you also eliminate all the daily cleaning and storage hassles.
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    Mar 05, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
    You put a T Shirt on, only to find the coat hanger is still inside...........icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 05, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    TallsdDude saidYeah I know. Yesterday I yanked the top off of my stick deodorant in the sink area at the gym. There was just a little block left at the top of the container, it flew out, just missed a dude shaving, hit the mirror, stuck on the glass, then started to slowly slide down. The other guys at the sinks just looked at it. We all watched in silence as it made it way all the way down the mirror, dropped in the sink and was sucked down the drain. Everyone busted into applause. The highlight of my day...

    This is an awesome story. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 05, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidyou wake up to a freshly neutered chihuahua needing to get down off the bed to go pee, but too tender to jump, so he just pees on your back.






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    Mar 06, 2010 12:54 AM GMT
    when you get to work and you find out you actually arent working that day
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    Mar 06, 2010 12:54 AM GMT
    when you get to work and you find out you actually arent working that day
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    Mar 06, 2010 3:30 AM GMT
    skiier104 saidwhen you get to work and you find out you actually arent working that day

    This actually happened to me,
    Lucky for me it was summer, so i went to central park and spent the day chillin........