OH MY GOD!!! my farts STINK!!!!

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    Mar 10, 2010 8:21 PM GMT
    okay, i need some help... NOW.

    i just let one rip and the cat put his ears back and ran away.

    yesterday i was crop dusting at the grocery store, a kid walked through the cloud with his mom and said, "mommy! what's that smell?" and she said, "i don't know! i think there's a dead animal in here!" she then went and got a manager and demanded he find and remove the corpse...

    okay... i know protein and supplements are important... but this is just nasty... FOUL.

    will ginger tea help?? how do you guys tame the beasties in your bowels???
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:03 PM GMT
    I know that when I switched from whey protein concentrate to whey protein isolate I became a whole lot less gassy.
  • LuckyPierre

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    Mar 10, 2010 9:07 PM GMT
    Have you recently upped your fiber intake? It can take a few days for you to get used to it...
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:15 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I recommend not letting anything go in the shower.... it's not pretty!!!
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:21 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I recommend not letting anything go in the shower.... it's not pretty!!!


    Also if you do it under the blanket, do NOT lift it. Uggghhh...icon_mad.gif
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:25 PM GMT
    It's because your all bent over in those dancery positions.

    Is this affecting your tips when you dance professionally?
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:26 PM GMT
    Does the string of your thong flutter when you fart?
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:28 PM GMT
    Just yell, "fire in the hole!"
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:28 PM GMT
    Also.... What's her face on the Activia commercials fail to say... Bifidus FLATULOUS!

    OMG... for the first few days in switching to Activia: GAS MASK was within reach...

    Now... I am an optimal pooper (just like the animal commerical on tv).. Not just a good pooper, but an optimal one.

    LOL... I hear ya... Fiber, and balance, diet is important.

    I also am a bit lactose intolerant but I think the Activia offsets some of that. UGH..from wisconsin and Lactose intolerant. That is just not right!

    Have a good day dusting the fields

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    Mar 10, 2010 9:28 PM GMT
    jayseguy saidJust yell, "fire in the hole!"


    Or say that you bought carbon credits to offset your gas...
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
    bigeasydude said
    lilTanker saidHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I recommend not letting anything go in the shower.... it's not pretty!!!


    Also if you do it under the blanket, do NOT lift it. Uggghhh...icon_mad.gif

    Unless there is a man in the bed and you wanna show him you love him *nods*
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:32 PM GMT
    I am sure I dont get...  "beasties in my bowels"
  • Timbales

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    Mar 10, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
    lol
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:36 PM GMT
    I have been dealing with this ever since I started weight training again, and while it has gotten less as of late, I still have gas that literally offends people and can make ME cough...

    So much for liking your own brand!


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    Mar 10, 2010 9:37 PM GMT
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:38 PM GMT
    http://www.cakefarts.com/

    new career.
  • roadbikeRob

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    Mar 10, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    What the goddamned hell are you eating that is causing your gas to stink so bad? Please keep in mind that what you put into your body along with the quantity of food is going to have a determining impact on the amount of gas you pass. Probably it is time for the OP to make some changes to his diet.
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    Mar 10, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidwill ginger tea help??

    Health Benefits
    Historically, ginger has a long tradition of being very effective in alleviating symptoms of gastrointestinal distress. In herbal medicine, ginger is regarded as an excellent carminative (a substance which promotes the elimination of intestinal gas) and intestinal spasmolytic (a substance which relaxes and soothes the intestinal tract). Modern scientific research has revealed that ginger possesses numerous therapeutic properties including antioxidant effects, an ability to inhibit the formation of inflammatory compounds, and direct anti-inflammatory effects.

    http://whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=72
  • calibro

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    Mar 10, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    I find drinking a lot of water helps offset the digestion of the amount of protein I consume. Also, check which brand of whey (I am assuming you're on whey) you use; many brands over formulas with enzymes to help prevent gas and bloating. Optimum Nutrition was pretty good, but I haven't used them in a few years so I am not sure if the formula is the same.
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    Mar 10, 2010 10:03 PM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThNJMkVZguU
  • imperator

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    Mar 10, 2010 10:04 PM GMT
    That was hysterical :-D

    Anyway, as for advice: live alone, live alone! Put charcoal in your shorts! Pound rose petals up yer arse! Carry a bottle of Fabreeze in a fanny pack! Get a dog, take him everywhere on a leash, and whenever you loose a bad one blame him! haha
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    Mar 10, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
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  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Mar 10, 2010 11:22 PM GMT
    this just made my day icon_smile.gif

    hahaha


    but i hope you get this figured out lol
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    Mar 10, 2010 11:26 PM GMT
    OMG i had the same problem and have heard of it in others/smelt it form others, and i ended it by chewing my food better. I figured its my body's digestion system that was throwin em out, so why not make the system more efficient so they have less time to fester in my stomach....god thats gross. lol.
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    Mar 10, 2010 11:27 PM GMT
    WILDCARD73 said


    I want to be her friend.