Tiger Woods is coming back to play the MASTERS. What a surprise! NOT!!!!!!!

  • silverfox

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    Mar 16, 2010 4:29 AM GMT
    Sometimes.....don't you just feel manipulated?
    Sometimes.....don't you just know how the story is going to end?
    How the scene is going to play out?
    How inevitable it all is?

    Not only will Tiger Woods come back and play the Masters....it will probably be the biggest televised event of the last 10 to 15 years according to USA TODAY.

    His timing is.....perfect.
    He is cured from his "sex addiction" just in time for the MASTERS.

    Makes me sick.

    Here is the article from USA TODAY:



    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/pga/2010-03-15-tiger-woods-return_N.htm


    What do you think?
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    Mar 16, 2010 4:37 AM GMT
    golf is stupid icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:27 AM GMT
    He cheated on his wife. Deplorable? Yes. Any of my business? No. Will I be watching the Masters? Absolutely not. Why? Because I dislike golf.
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:43 AM GMT
    I think youre just upset with Tiger because youre not man of the day today.icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:47 AM GMT
    Oh look, a thread to bitch about another person.

    How deliciously original.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 5:48 AM GMT
    I just got the new Tiger App for the iPhone icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:50 AM GMT
    i wonder who's playing slaves.
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:55 AM GMT
    Good, most who golf are straight ass muther fuckers! So fuck em all extra hard for me tiger...I am proud of you and to the sport...lazy, boring and worthless. I play only to accommodate business on the course
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    Mar 16, 2010 5:58 AM GMT
    haha, if you play golf shirtless it can' t be boring !
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    Mar 16, 2010 6:18 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidgolf is stupid icon_lol.gif


    It sure as hell is!! I never understood the fascination with it, and to me, it should be categorized as a "sport" like football, soccer or baseball!!! Tiger's billions is unjustified, and golf should be relegated as some sort of "Sunday recreation."

    However, I can't wait to see the episode of "South Park" mocking Tiger!
  • Webster666

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:18 AM GMT
    I love Tiger.
    I love the Masters golf tournament.
    I don't give a shit who Tiger's screwing.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:30 AM GMT
    Mystic_Man saidGood, most who golf are straight ass muther fuckers! So fuck em all extra hard for me tiger...I am proud of you and to the sport...lazy, boring and worthless. I play only to accommodate business on the course




    icon_cool.gif I'd love to see play I'd just drive the car and look really cute in my golf outfit and watch you make stacks icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 7:28 AM GMT
    First of all, golf is not a sport. It is a skill. Like darts, bowling, rockclimbing.

    I come from a family of golfers. I play myself. But as my brother says, a scratch golfer who plays and wins tournaments all the time, it is not a sport. If you can drink a beer and smoke a cigar while you are doing it, it is not a sport. It is a skill.

    I find it hard to feel sorry for Billionaires and their wives.
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:03 AM GMT
    I heard the Miss Tiger Wood Mistress competition last week on Howard Stern. Man was it funny and tiger is waay to kinky in bed from what I heard.
  • Latenight30

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    Mar 16, 2010 11:37 AM GMT
    I hope he looses and cries more.
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    Mar 16, 2010 1:50 PM GMT
    Last I heard there is no cure for addiction you can only be treated in the hopes that one does not relapse. What he did is between he and his wife and the media made out of this is just sick!

    How would any of you like for your most not so shinning moment to be made public for the world to judge?

    I don't care for Tiger for other issues that he has they go way beyond golf!
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    Mar 16, 2010 6:24 PM GMT
    Do you think he intentionally planned his wife going thru his phone and crashing his car? having the wrld find out he's a great golfer but not the all-American image of a family man his advertisers wanted us to buy? Do I think he got busted w/ his pants dwn and was so disgraced and embarrassed that he couldn't see further than the media coverage would allow him to see...YES. So what, he went into hiding re-couped and found the strength to return and hopefully focus on what has made him the international figure he is today. If he wins the headlines will read Tiger wins big and if he looses it will read Tiger still in the dog house. Damned if you do damned if you don't. Either way he's done a lot for the sport of Golf. neg or pos is open to interpretation
  • silverfox

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidI love Tiger.
    I love the Masters golf tournament.
    I don't give a shit who Tiger's screwing.



    Note from the Op:

    Whoa. This thread was not put up to "bitch" about another person. Nor do I care who Tiger Woods is screwing. What I do not like is the "manipulation"- using the media to plan a "comeback" and "recovery" that was going to be happening regardless. The "press conference", the announcements.... I just think it is too predictable and sickening.

    I could care less who he sleeps with and I agree he is a golfer...not a God. Not a Saint.

    But this whole "strategy" was to protect the "Tiger brand". That is what I find disgusting
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    Mar 16, 2010 6:50 PM GMT
    Okay, so I'm addicted to golf. Unlike some of the other posts, I believe it is a sport.

    Thanks to Tiger, he almost single-handedly elevated this once dreary, "old" guy funny clothes outing, into a viable, sought after sport.

    Today's golf is much more athletic, thanks again to Tiger's style and workout demeanor. You should see all the buff guys slamming the ball 300 ++ yards down the fairway.

    I'm dissapointed about his personal situation, but that's what it is....personal. I won't buy his Nike clothes, clubs or drink his power juice but I'll continue to watch history in the making everytime he steps up the the first tee.
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    Mar 16, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    Maybe Gay is next on TIGER'S agenda?

    I hope and pray!!
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM GMT
    Tiger Woods has big teeth. icon_rolleyes.gificon_wink.gif
  • dhinkansas

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    It's a bit surprising Elin and Tiger have seemed to reconcile given the number of hookups he was having. But, the prenup may increase the cash with each year she stays.

    With that said though, not sure what it says about our world when Tiger's roving dick is bigger news than global warming or the economy. Wish we could get past/over the sensationalized news coverage of "celebs."
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:56 PM GMT
    Who gives a fuck? I've never been interested/caught up in these athletes and/or celebrities....they're not caught up in my life and I'm glad about that too. icon_smile.gif
  • GQjock

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    Mar 16, 2010 10:16 PM GMT
    Oooh ... lemme set my Tivo icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM GMT
    If you love or even just like golf, you love the Master's. I've been once, and it's one of my greatest sporting event memories. Augusta is (or should be) a shrine to the game. I can't play the game for shit, but I get a little tingle when I see the azaleas blooming around the 12th green. Can't wait!

    Tiger totally manipulated the press with his nationally televised mea culpa. I don't believe him for a minute. He's a douche, and I for one enjoy golf more when everyone isn't falling all over themselves kissing his ass. I agree, I hope he comes back, misses the cut and decides to go away for the rest of the season. Let the people who play with integrity get the spotlight. The press coverage there this year will be ridiculous.