Ideal Zombie Fighting Weapon

  • rj303

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    Mine would have to be tha Shaolin Spade. Good for defense and offense, just not in too confined a space.

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    A Guan Dao wouldn't be so terrible either. Both are very similar.

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  • Timbales

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:03 PM GMT
    The ideal MunchingZombie weapon would be to throw out a variety of sex toys - they better be something really unusual - and hauling ass while he distracted.
  • rj303

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    Mar 16, 2010 6:07 PM GMT
    Aww, i don't have a lot of those though. (None is considered not a lot, right?) I'd have to borrow someone else's. Or just raid a sex store after everything has fallen to shit if all the "Let's have sex cause we're all gonna die" people haven't already taken everything.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM GMT
    I actually think about this a lot!!! here are some I have in my place

    1. Machete
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    2. Baseball Bat all wood icon_cool.gif
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    3. Japanese Fusion Knives
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    4. My dad's Army issue knife
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    took it from him lol


    and some that I will def go out and get if I need to

    1. Flamethrower
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    2. old school scythe
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    3. electrical triton or regular triton
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    4. Whatever the fuck this is
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    AND HELLA FUCKING GUNS AND GRENADES!

    5. A chemist to that I can burn them chemically and to make me an atom bomb .icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif


    and I seriously have put a lot of thought into it.
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidThe ideal MunchingZombie weapon would be to throw out a variety of sex toys - they better be something really unusual - and hauling ass while he distracted.

    if munchies comes to eat me.... I'm just gonna let him!
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo saidThe ideal MunchingZombie weapon would be to throw out a variety of sex toys - they better be something really unusual - and hauling ass while he distracted.

    if munchies comes to eat me.... I'm just gonna let him!


    yeah that's the only zombie I'll let eat me as well icon_cool.gif
  • Celticmusl

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
    A Vulcan Phaser . I love the smell of charred broiled fleshrot in the morning.

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM GMT
    Throw me a couple hunga mungas and I'm good to go!
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  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM GMT
    I'm thinking about starting to convince to government to make underground cities just incaseies

  • Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM GMT
    Read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks....it's actually really well done if only for a tongue-in-cheek view at a potential zombie outbreak.

    For the record if we're not counting hand guns or high powered rifles (shotguns are bad...so don't listen to the guy in the movie Zombieland ;-) ) would be very sharp blade such as a kitana or a trench spike.

    Btw...per Max Brooks...flamethrowers are bad because then you just get walking torches.

    It's a fun read nonetheless and Brad Pitt is set to produce World War Z the follow up to the Zombie Survival Guide on the silverscreen.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM GMT
    rollingthunder2828 saidRead the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks....it's actually really well done if only for a tongue-in-cheek view at a potential zombie outbreak.

    For the record if we're not counting hand guns or high powered rifles (shotguns are bad...so don't listen to the guy in the movie Zombieland ;-) ) would be very sharp blade such as a kitana or a trench spike.

    Btw...per Max Brooks...flamethrowers are bad because then you just get walking torches.

    It's a fun read nonetheless and Brad Pitt is set to produce World War Z the follow up to the Zombie Survival Guide on the silverscreen.



    hmm even if you use the flamethrower to burn their head off?
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    If guns don't count; then I'd have 2 machetes, and 2 long ass double edge swords. Because the only effective way to stop them for is to immobilize them. I'd chop heads, and maybe limbs when necessary, wouldn't have to worry about ammo ever, even if we had guns.
  • ams516

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
    i'll let my geek out. light saber fo sho
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM GMT
    One to the head ought to do fine. It the kit even contains a pair of protective glasses! icon_surprised.gif

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  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    ams516 saidi'll let my geek out. light saber fo sho


    If guns don't count that extra doesn't count.
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    Mar 16, 2010 9:52 PM GMT
    I have to go with Dart Maul Light Saber .
  • RSportsguy

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    Mar 16, 2010 9:56 PM GMT
    It has to be a sawed off shotgun and you can't forget the 'double tap'!! icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:12 PM GMT
    If we're talking guns:

    Shotguns, various pistols. Maybe something in the submachine gun range.

    If we're talking hand-to-hand:

    a Zwei-händer, a machete or 3.... and perhaps a halberd or a pollaxe.

    But, since zombies are fiction, I'd bring my favorite fictional weapon:
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:14 PM GMT
    All the pent up stinky gas from the stinky fart thread! Throw that at them. They will back off!
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM GMT
    wi2sd saidAll the pent up stinky gas from the stinky fart thread! Throw that at them. They will back off!



    Love it !
  • hdurdinr

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    Mar 16, 2010 10:29 PM GMT
    Believe it or not, I have actually given this some thought in the past, and I would definitely pick a super powered flame thrower with a never ending supply of fuel. If any of you have ever been to Florence the perfect hiding place would be at the top of the Boboli gardens!
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    Are we talking rabies style zombies or stiff undead type?
    Against rabies style zombies your best bet would probably be a ladder, and an armored car, Those types of mind altering parasites tend to lower cognitive function, so living on the upper floor of a building and climbing up and down from you vehicle could be a good choice. If you can block the stairs anyway, otherwise you might need to live on the roof.
    Against stiff undead, give me a lead pipe. No ammo, no special care, and no sharpening. Easy, simple, and effective. Unless it's a hoard, in which case why are you fighting them when you can outrun them?
  • Sebastian18

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    Mar 16, 2010 10:47 PM GMT
    My top five weapons, since I already spend too much time thinking about this, would have to be:

    1. Kukhri
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    2. .12 Shotgun
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    3. Dynamite
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    4. .50cal Desert Eagle
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    5. katana
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    Mar 16, 2010 10:52 PM GMT
    Are these the zombies that if you get any of their biological juices on you in a cut you would turn into one?

    If so, then you need pole arms, a halberd will do nicely. To not get tired, you need slashing or cutting weapons.

    But most of all, guns. And ammo.

    Two side arms will do in case of hairy situations, but a sawn-off and a submachine gun will well as primary weapons. In tandem with a machete or pole arm strapped to your back you will go far.
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    Mar 16, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    For mid-close range I'd definitely go with a katana for its quick decapitation capabilities.

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    For longer range. I'd have to go with a pistols. I generally dislike guns because they're op but I sure wouldn't mind having a few in the case of a zombie outbreak icon_lol.gif