Marry a MacBook Pro?

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  Mar 21, 2010 7:54 AM GMT

  A British girl has said she wants to marry her Mac book Pro Harmoine way plans to exchange vows with Alex on 31st January.
  
  Harmonie Way says she loves her laptop and that as she believes artificial inteligence is one day soon going to be on a par with mans computer to human marriage should be legalized.
  
  Much as I like Macs I think this woman's crazy I hope nobody spills drinks on Alex at the reception I get the feeling they wouldn't be popular with harmonie if they did.
  
  http://techfluff.tv/2010/01/14/worlds-first-computer-to-human-marriage-girl-marries-laptop/

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  Mar 21, 2010 8:56 AM GMT

  Hey macbookss have souls!
  
  
  
  

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  Mar 21, 2010 8:58 AM GMT

  LOL i named my macbook Alex too, and i sometimes jokingly referred to it as my boyfriend cuz im always on him HAHAHA. But i wouldn't try to marry it

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  Mar 21, 2010 9:00 AM GMT

  My Mac book Pro is named MacLuvin' and my iPhone is named MacMuffin and I love them both!

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  Mar 21, 2010 2:37 PM GMT

  Space_Cowboy_89 saidMy Mac book Pro is named MacLuvin' and my iPhone is named MacMuffin and I love them both!

  
  
  thats cute.
  
  I just recently got a MacBook Pro....
  so coupled with my iPhone I feel so elitist.

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  Mar 21, 2010 3:31 PM GMT

  MAN MARRIES PILLOW
  
  http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
  
  Way weirder than marrying a computer, in my opinion. And way less hygenic...

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  Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM GMT

  Can MacBooks kiss really good?
  Sloppy ones too?

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  Mar 21, 2010 4:21 PM GMT

  Well, it would be much easier to train it to respond "Yes Dear, you're right," and "Whatever you say, Dear," in all situations. But things would sort of fall apart when it comes to parallel parking and taking out the trash.

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  Mar 21, 2010 4:30 PM GMT

  KissingPro saidCan MacBooks kiss really good?
  Sloppy ones too?

  I wonder what a MacBook pro is like in the sac

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  Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM GMT

  This is what happens when you allow straight people to marry .. next thing they are marrying computers

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  Mar 21, 2010 5:08 PM GMT

  My vacumn cleaner and I have been exchanging frisky glances lately.

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  Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM GMT

  Lmao, would it be considered cheating if she looked up porn?!

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  Mar 21, 2010 5:23 PM GMT

  I love Macs, have owned over 13 I believe since 1994. To marry a computer is strange though.

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  Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM GMT

  i love my macbook pro, but it usually just lays around. it won't get a job, it has shit for insurance, and it doesn't do dishes, windows, the cat box, or the floors. sometimes, when i'm tired and working hard, it just quits cuz it's battery is "empty." well, boo fucking hoo.
  
  i do love my macbook pro, but if a sexier model came along, i'd be all over it.

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  Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM GMT

  hahah

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  Mar 21, 2010 6:04 PM GMT

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  Space_Cowboy_89 saidMy Mac book Pro is named MacLuvin' and my iPhone is named MacMuffin and I love them both!

  
  
  thats cute.
  
  I just recently got a MacBook Pro....
  so coupled with my iPhone I feel so elitist.

  
  
  aww thanks I told my mom that my mac is my child and she said "oh god' and when my mac had a water accident and I could no longer see the screen I was so devastated and my mom asked me why it was such a big deal and I told her "My child just went brain dead" She left the room as she ... It was very serious to me.

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  Mar 30, 2010 9:02 AM GMT

  ... so many consumer puppets out there. It's sad.

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  Mar 30, 2010 9:04 AM GMT

  people name their computers????
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  sad.

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  KissingPro saidCan MacBooks kiss really good?
  Sloppy ones too?

  I wonder what a MacBook pro is like in the sac

  
  
  Really Really Really hot. Seriously, 150 degrees. Oh - and Mine's named Pandora...wonder why I'm the only nelly with a MBP with a girls name.
  
  Maybee I'm Bismexucal

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  Mar 30, 2010 3:22 PM GMT

  Well my main PC I named it Naruto and my other two Linux boxes are Luffy and Ichigo....Naruto has more character and it's BY FAR the most powerful one. I also have an iPhone called Zampaktou...we're jus friends tho I don't think me and any of my computers are ready for a serious commitment...that girl is weird

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