Please help me !

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    Mar 22, 2010 3:23 AM GMT
    Please help me !!!

    I am in urgent need of advice and if you know any solution to my problem please please post because it is greatly apreciated !!!

    Out of stupidity curiosity or call it what you like I introduced a piece of garlic in rectum and as a big idiot that I am I let go of it... and lost it ... I paniced real hard ... I went to the toiled and I pooped and felt something like it but i am not sure if it came out or not ... when I looked in the toilet there was poo and some toilet paper.... I should have looked thru the poop but didn't and as bigger idiot I flushed and now I have no ideea if it actualy came out or not.

    I've put some water from the shower inside me and all that came out were some very small bitts of poop I did this several times and nothing happened ... no piece of garlic ... I inserted my middle finger as long as I could and I still couldn't feel it anywere ... could it have gone that up ? I tried with the water again several times but nothing...

    The worst thing is that I am in a holliday at some relatives (yes it would be really fucked up them to tak em to the hospital) in a foreign country and I have absolutely no medical insurance here and my cash is minimum.

    Someone in another forum said they had gone to hospital for a bigger thing and they couldn't take it out so he had to chose between surgery or trying to poop it out. He said he ate alot and with some pain he got it out. Mine is a very small thing what if my poop just pases next to it ???

    I am losing my mental health fast !!! Please help me what should I do ? what will happen if I poop many times and that thing remains in me ??? what would be the risk ??? please help me !!!
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    Mar 22, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    with all due respect, ashbeck. this looks incredibly bogus.

    i'm going to pull a dr. drew here: bogus.
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    Mar 22, 2010 3:35 AM GMT
    Rimming you would be lethal for a Vampire I suppose!
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    Mar 22, 2010 3:38 AM GMT
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    Mar 22, 2010 3:38 AM GMT
    lol, you'll pass it out, or have already done so. We're talking a single clove of garlic, or are we talking a whole garlic here?


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    Mar 22, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    ...and Dustin_K_tx I almost peed laughing..

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    Mar 22, 2010 3:41 AM GMT
    meninlove said lol, you'll pass it out, or have already done so. We're talking a single clove of garlic, or are we talking a whole garlic here?


    (oh brother we're going to involve ourselves here) icon_rolleyes.gif


    this is going to take "running down that rabbit hole" to new lows...icon_eek.gif

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    Mar 22, 2010 3:42 AM GMT

    Well, since you started off irresponsibility now is the time for you to redeem yourself. CONTACT your physician. Seriously garlic use a string of beads next time...Totally full of shit this thread!
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Mar 24, 2010 6:28 AM GMT
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    Out of all the Veggies you could have used why the fuck did you choose Garlic?
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    And Chill it will come out! it probably went up to your tummy and is being digested... you know sometime a doctor will put pills up a baby's ass so that it doesn't have to swallow it and they do that all the time in Vet's to cat's and dog's and a lot of other animals... so totally take a chill pill... not in the ass we don't want you to freak out again icon_lol.gif but yeah you are going to be totally fine!
  • greenlantern1

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    Mar 24, 2010 4:27 PM GMT
    It will come out naturally...the body will break it down...but most likely you got rid of it the first time..haha!! And I am sure that Dr. DoLittle above with all his medical and design experience can walk you through it...hahaha!!
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    Mar 24, 2010 4:50 PM GMT
    1) What everyone else said

    2) GET A FUCKING SEX TOY.


    I swear to fucking christ.
  • mcwclewis

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    Mar 24, 2010 6:30 PM GMT
    Funniest thread I have ever seen.


    Its probably good for your butthole, actually.


    I can't say the same for your farts, though.