Saying weird things in bed...

  • natsimjac1988

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    Mar 22, 2010 6:02 PM GMT
    Have u ever slept with a guy who said really weird/ outrageous/ freaky or tried to get you to say them?

    I don't sleep around, and I generally try to have a discussion about what kinds of things the other guy is into in the bedroom, but over the last 6 months or so, it seems like every guy I've made it that far with has some kinky stuff he likes to say or wants me to say!

    The last guy seemed normal until we got to sex. He kept saying "You're my slut!"

    I was NOT turned on by him saying that, but he obviously was so I just tried to ignore it...

    The guy before him kept saying that I was his territory.... icon_eek.gif

    And the guy before that said something so weird I won't even repeat it here lol.

    You guys ever been in weird situations like that?

    (just so no one gets mad at me, be aware that i'm not saying there is anything WRONG with these things, just that they can can be weird lol)
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    Mar 22, 2010 6:05 PM GMT
    I was typing out what my ex liked to say to me but then I realized "Wow, that's pretty revealing and I don't think he'd appreciate that if he saw me telling other people."

    I'll just say that it was pretty odd!


    BUT HOT DON'T JUDGE ME icon_sad.gif


    I have heard stuff like what you mentioned before except "bitch" was used instead. Kinda makes you look at them like "Wow, you said that to me?!"
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    Mar 22, 2010 7:10 PM GMT
    It doesn't get weirder than "see spot run".
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    Mar 22, 2010 7:18 PM GMT
    Talking dirty can be fun, just in moderation.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Mar 22, 2010 7:25 PM GMT
    It's not weird. In fact, it's quite normal. If you stopped judging yourself in this matter, perhaps you could appreciate it a bit more. Sex is mental as much as it is physical. Don't be so Christian.
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    Mar 22, 2010 7:29 PM GMT
    I think next time I'm having sex, I'll just start yelling "GARDEN BURGER!!!" just for fun and to scare whoever the lucky person may be ;)
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    Mar 22, 2010 7:30 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidIf you stopped judging yourself in this matter, perhaps you could appreciate it a bit more


    Where did this come from? How is he judging himself?
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    Mar 22, 2010 7:56 PM GMT
    Bleh, im way to easily amused for there to be anykind of verbal interaction in the bedroom. Especially the question portion of it.
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Mar 22, 2010 8:01 PM GMT
    JoeB1986 saidI think next time I'm having sex, I'll just start yelling "GARDEN BURGER!!!" just for fun and to scare whoever the lucky person may be ;)


    PRICELESS!icon_lol.gif

    Yeah, that's some pretty weird shit, natsimjac1988. I was with a guy a long time ago who just became an entirely different person, it was bizarre! He said things like "Yeah, you just want to spank baby and put me in a corner, huh?" After a few times of this, and feeling like I was a stand-in for his parents, I finally answered "No, not really. I'd like to drill you, pound on you, bite you, make you shake, etc. but spank baby....not so much dude." I suggested slap his fine hard ass as a re-write. "Baby" didn't like that. I don't know, maybe it was something to do with his nickname in the gym "Bam Bam", but it just felt and sounded like he left his body when he said it. Granted I was being a smart-ass when I responded, but it was so damned detached and not connected to anything A. Masculine or B.Grown up.
    I love some serious trash talk, so long as it isn't as if you rehearsed the shit with your pillow or memorized your favorite porn lines. It's like when you ask your grandmother to pass the brussels sprouts and she responds "That's what she said." Huh? You're either HERE or your not.
    And calling another man Bitch, in bed....well, the only appropriate response is "How much is your taxi ride home?"
  • Timbales

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    Mar 22, 2010 8:08 PM GMT
    I don't like a lot of talk.
  • mcwclewis

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    Mar 22, 2010 8:12 PM GMT
    Yeah I've had guys say some weird shit.

    "put it in my cunt" was the one that freaked me out the most. I mean really..... what the hell?


    I also can't stand it when a guy calls me bro. I mean, calling me bro is fine..... but not in bed. It just sounds weird.

  • Celticmusl

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    Mar 22, 2010 8:17 PM GMT
    To the OP, just infer before sex even happens that you don't like when someone is "verbal" with you during sex, and possibly say that it has happened before and you didn't like it. Don't make a big thing out of it, just say it in conversation.

    Most of my past relationships liked when I was very verbal so it is almost like habit for me..... until I dated a guy that really didn't like it. He said I must be looking for a sex slave. He actually stated it like that was a bad thing.

    But seriously, if your guy likes verbal, sometimes you just run out of things to say so it starts getting really goofy eventually.
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    Mar 22, 2010 8:35 PM GMT
    "You're ALL winners!"


    What?
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    Mar 22, 2010 8:48 PM GMT
    The scariest thing is when they don't say anything at all. Maybe because it was his first time but my second boyfriend was always so quiet it pissed me off. When I asked him why he was so quiet he said he didn't want me to get scared that it hurt? Rather have him yelling some strange things then me thinking I killed him. icon_wink.gif
  • jgymnast733

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    Mar 22, 2010 9:22 PM GMT
    Bottomed for this dude i met at a basketball game[madison square garden], He kept asking me '' Who's ass is this'', i felt compelled to say ''IT'S YOURS''.......Then he started slapping the ass while saying BITCH,,,then WHORE,,,then he said something i really didnt expect... He said TAKE THIS BIG WHITE DICK FAG,,icon_eek.gif
    Of course i told his ass off [you know i didicon_evil.gif] and his excuse was ''I thought you was into role playing''.....i said ''i do but somethings a str8 guy shouldnt say, even if it's role playing''....Geesh............
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    Mar 22, 2010 9:29 PM GMT
    natsimjac1988 saidYou guys ever been in weird situations like that?

    Sorta, which I posted in greater detail here before. In the middle of my doggie-fucking him on the first date, he started screaming that he loved me. And that I should leave my home tomorrow, load all my stuff in a U-Haul and move it into his place. Which he outlined in great detail as I was fucking him!

    Aside from being totally lesbionic, how fucking weird is that? I did a coitus interruptus, ran out, and never saw him again. icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 22, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
    Nathan i can totally agree with you somethings are hot to say in bed and somethings are not. I guess it just depends on the timing and how you say them. I had one experience where the guy said "your skin is so soft like buttermilk." ----icon_eek.gif instant bone killer. I felt like I was in silence of the lambs where the guy says "just put the lotion on the skin."---creepy.
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    Mar 22, 2010 9:48 PM GMT
    Weirdest one I had... "I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!"
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    Mar 22, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    Put it in my manpussy.

    End of story. I was scared ;__;



    One guy I met at a club once said really weird shit to me. We were sitting there and he start kissing me, so i kiss him back. Then he told me I make him want to cum out his ass. I walked away. And laughed. Awkwardly. lol.
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    Mar 22, 2010 10:18 PM GMT
    Well, as for role playing, I did have a BF with whom I lived, who loved a locker room pickup scenario. So I'd take a shower, and come out into his sitting room (outside his bedroom) wearing just a towel. He'd be in a chair, near his writing table, pretending this was all a locker room.

    He'd be dressed in gym clothes (he was a gym rat anyway). And as I dried myself with another towel, he'd strike up a conversation, as if we'd never met before. Did I come here often? He'd say he thought I looked pretty buff, when he saw me on the gym equipment. I'd play naive & straight, he lustful and pressing.

    Eventually he'd pull my towel away, and move in for the kill. We'd soon be in his bedroom, me the innocent surprised by this unexpected development, but pleased just the same.

    He was actually a professional actor, me only acting for fun sometimes, and not ever any good at improvisation. So it was a stretch for me, and never my favorite. When I want sex, I just have sex, plain & simple. I don't need or care for a lot of playacting. But I guess some guys do.
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    Mar 22, 2010 11:02 PM GMT
    How can I forget the guy (who was a total babe btw) who sat at the edge of the bed after a hot round of sex and apologized tearfully to his late mother for what he'd just done? Is that fucked up?
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    Mar 22, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    hmm, I've been told to "take my monster bitch" unfortunately, it and he were no monster...

    I've also had a guy say "Yeah you like daddies cock" that didn't end well, word to the wise, hysterical laughing in the middle of sex, kills everything.

    Another, "ooooooh baby, fill my gaping hole" although I am talented, I'm not THAT talented, nor turned on.

    I've the occasional habit when I'm in the mood to be aggressive i call his arse mine... guys seem to go for that.... either way I enjoy it and the amount of effort I put in, I should have a little something for me I suppose icon_smile.gif
  • natsimjac1988

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    Mar 22, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
    haha i thought my story was bad, some of u guys have gone through some weird sh*t lol. but i def agree with some of you that verbal can be really hot as long as it doesnt cross a line. it def can be a plus icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 22, 2010 11:27 PM GMT
    CAJock753 saidHow can I forget the guy (who was a total babe btw) who sat at the edge of the bed after a hot round of sex and apologized tearfully to his late mother for what he'd just done? Is that fucked up?

    Agreed, totally fucked up. Did you ever see him again? Thank gawd I've been spared that experience.
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    Mar 22, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
    wow you guys have heard some weird shit... haha i have heard "wanna blow my big dick" and i was like sure... he whipped it out and to tell you the truth... i could barely find it!!!icon_sad.gif i kinda felt bad bcuz like liltanker had said about ruining it by laughing... yup happened to me too...

    and then the first time i had ever done anything with a guy, the dudes like "suck on my dick you slut"... i was like dude this is my first time... "how in the hell am i a slut?!?"