Do you name your penis?

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    Jan 22, 2008 1:20 PM GMT
    I had a couple friends over for cards and found that one of my frinds calls his member "dragon" (his girlfriend tells me its quite small actually)

    he was suprised to hear that i didn't have a nme for mine.

    how about you?
  • zakariahzol

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    Jan 22, 2008 1:22 PM GMT
    Wow, this is new. I never thought of that. What shall I name mine? Any suggestions?
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    Jan 22, 2008 1:24 PM GMT
    I think I did once... but the name didn't suit him, so it didn't stick. LMAO
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 22, 2008 1:27 PM GMT
    OK, now I've heard everything....icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 22, 2008 3:01 PM GMT
    oh come now...you all hadnt ever heard of someone referring to his dick as "Little ____" (fill in the blank with the guys first name).

    Once at work, a female co-worker came into my office that I shared with lady. I was busy so she asked my office mate what I called my "thing." She meant my shared file. Well, even tho I was busy, I couldnt resist answering. "Well, I call it Little David, but I dont know why you would think she would know." ... icon_lol.gif
  • maximumrisk

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    Jan 22, 2008 3:49 PM GMT
    *lol* That was a good one Caslon.

    For some time most of my friends and me refered to my best part as Krull - The worrior King icon_biggrin.gif
  • BlackJock79

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    Jan 22, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
    I don't have a name for him... never really thought about it.
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    Jan 22, 2008 4:10 PM GMT
    In the prostate cancer community, it is called Mr Happy or, for some unlucky guys, Mr Floppy ... icon_eek.gif

    I am happy to say that I am getting morning woods, which bodes well for a good return of function. ... icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 22, 2008 4:15 PM GMT
    The thought of naming it never came to my mind.
  • helium

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    Jan 22, 2008 6:54 PM GMT
    I've heard it being done by a few guys. I personally never named it but supposedly I took a random test for naming your penis and I got El Presidente. So the one friend who refered me to this quiz calls my penis that.
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    Jan 22, 2008 7:07 PM GMT
    I think it's something that straight guys do.

    Although I do remember one guy who used male pronouns to refer to his dick. "He likes this" or "He does that." Which was a little freaky, but at the time I let it pass. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 03, 2008 3:16 AM GMT
    I knew a guy who called his "The Emperor" and if you saw it, you understood why it was appropriate. Let's just say, off the scale in terms of being in proportion to the rest of him!
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    Feb 03, 2008 3:28 AM GMT
    "HERBIE....THE LOVE BUG!"icon_biggrin.gif
  • Timbales

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    Feb 03, 2008 3:29 AM GMT
    Nope
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    Feb 03, 2008 3:30 AM GMT
    I am gonna call mine "Lazarus" ... icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 03, 2008 3:32 AM GMT
    Caslon saidI am gonna call mine "Lazarus" ... icon_lol.gif


    Very appropriate name. By the way, congrats.
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    Feb 03, 2008 4:10 AM GMT
    Mines Nick jr.