Gay Flight Attendant

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    Jan 22, 2008 3:24 PM GMT
    This was a funny email this morning that made me laugh. Enjoy:

    THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

    (This one is too funny to not forward.)
    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one!

    To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat: "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out-rank you. Tray-up, Bitch
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    Jan 22, 2008 3:57 PM GMT
    LMAO
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    Jan 22, 2008 4:30 PM GMT
    Ha ha! The first time I saw/hear this joke it was on a short lived sit-com on FOX in 1995 called The Crew where Ru-Paul guest starred as himself. The crew let him live out his fantasy of being a flight attendant by letting him prepare the cabin for landing. The scene was nearly identical to the one in the joke with exception that the woman was a cunty Eastern European type in a Tiara. icon_lol.gif


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    Jan 22, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
    OMG that's funny!
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    Jan 22, 2008 4:52 PM GMT
    LOL, I love Gay Flight attendants, they always give me extra pretzels.
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    Jan 22, 2008 5:09 PM GMT
    I love gay flight attendants last time I flew I got a free bottle of champagne
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    Jan 22, 2008 5:16 PM GMT
    I think Ant did that on his comedy special too.
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    Jan 22, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
    ha ha ha ... that was hilarious !!!

    i have been flying various airlines every now and then ... but i never heard a gay flight attendant as funny like that ...

    so, where can i fly with a gay flight attendant like him?
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    Jan 22, 2008 5:38 PM GMT
    Too funny...great story....thanks for sharing!!
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    Jan 22, 2008 5:46 PM GMT
    RBY71 saidHa ha! The first time I saw/hear this joke it was on a short lived sit-com on FOX in 1995 called The Crew where Ru-Paul guest starred as himself. The crew let him live out his fantasy of being a flight attendant by letting him prepare the cabin for landing. The scene was nearly identical to the one in the joke with exception that the woman was a cunty Eastern European type in a Tiara. icon_lol.gif


    I saw that episode, it was (and still is) hysterical. Oddly enough, a few women have tried the "but I'm a Princess" line on me, so I got to use RuPaul's rejoinder.
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    Jan 22, 2008 8:47 PM GMT
    Priceless, sometimes QWAs (Queens With Attitude) hit the ball out of the park! God bless him for doing his job properly with humour.
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    Jan 22, 2008 9:19 PM GMT
    I laughed out loud just now in a coffee shop with some people wondering what's going on over hear.

    It's really funny considering i just had an interview with Delta Airlines for a flight attendant gig. No dice.

    I guess there's a chance they could still call, but I guess I'll have to look forward to something else. This made my day.
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    Jan 22, 2008 9:41 PM GMT
    just to funny
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    Jan 23, 2008 11:23 AM GMT
    ROTFLMAO!
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    Jan 23, 2008 12:21 PM GMT
    This is not related to the joke. But in my country nearly all steward flight attendance are guys that are slightly soft .During the interview, effiminate guys usually is prefer over more tough looking guys. From the nature of their job probably is justified . I once go for interview for Singapore Airlines steward post. I dont even past the first interview.
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:05 AM GMT
    I was a flight attendant for 10 years an have seem my share of similar scenarios. Hey, we had to have some fun on those long ass flights!
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:09 AM GMT
    I highly recommend "Air Babylon" book. icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 14, 2008 9:27 AM GMT
    islandkimo saidI was a flight attendant for 10 years an have seem my share of similar scenarios. Hey, we had to have some fun on those long ass flights!


    I bet you do! Mile high club ring a bell? icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 14, 2008 10:18 AM GMT
    Funny but old as the Hill's!
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    Jul 14, 2008 10:36 AM GMT
    LMAO! I have a couple of friends who would enjoy that. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 14, 2008 11:59 AM GMT
    I think I've heard that before and I always laugh when I hear it. Thanks for sharing!

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    Sep 08, 2008 11:12 PM GMT
    way back in the day, i was on one of those low budget airlines on a short hop to somewhere. the male flight attendant had started the food and beverage service. there were two young girls seated directly behind me. after handing me my food he turned back to the girls and asked if they wanted anything to eat. the one young lady asked, "what are our choices?" without missing a beat the flight attendant replied, "eat. or don't."
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    Sep 08, 2008 11:15 PM GMT
    That's truly hilarious. I'd love to have witnessed that.
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    Sep 08, 2008 11:17 PM GMT
    chungo44 saidI love gay flight attendants last time I flew I got a free bottle of champagne


    Ditto. I used to fly British Air a lot, and this one gay flight attendant was always handing out free bottles of bubbly. He was hot too. If I hadn'rt had a boyfrriend at the time...
  • theONLYallan

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    Sep 09, 2008 2:31 PM GMT
    haha, I picked one up last time on a BA Flight and invited him to spend the weekend in Berlin with me.. icon_biggrin.gif