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  • calibro

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    Mar 25, 2010 7:25 AM GMT
    "Who dat" with the largest penises in America?
    New Orleans, D.C., & New Hampshire top the charts for penis size
    Condomania announces the largest database of penis sizes on the planet: 27,000 men, 76 penis sizes

    LOS ANGELES, March 3rd, 2010 - New Orleans now has another reason to call itself "The Big Easy." The home of this year's Super Bowl champs has taken the top spot in Condomania's ranking of U.S. cities by penis size!

    And the men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average penis size in the nation.

    As for the "biggest" state in the Union? While New Hampshire may be one of the smallest states, it's not so small when it comes to penis size, topping Condomania’s state by state comparison.

    America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.

    So just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data.

    "These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy." says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. "After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."

    Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards.

    Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest.

    "Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Filkins, "our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." Filkins continues, "The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom."

    Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:

    * Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
    * Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
    * Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
    * Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
    * Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
    * Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
    * Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
    * Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length

    20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
    1. New Orleans
    2. Washington DC
    3. San Diego
    4. New York City
    5. Phoenix
    6. Portland
    7. Atlanta
    8. San Francisco
    9. Chicago
    10. St. Louis
    11. Seattle
    12. Miami
    13. Indianapolis
    14. Columbus
    15. Boston
    16. Denver
    17. Los Angeles
    18. Detroit
    19. Philadelphia
    20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

    50 States Ordered by Penis Size
    1. New Hampshire
    2. Oregon
    3. New York
    4. Indiana
    5. Arizona
    6. Hawaii
    7. Louisiana
    8. Massachusetts
    9. Alabama
    10. Washington
    11. New Mexico
    12. California
    13. Arkansas
    14. Nevada
    15. Virginia
    16. Tennessee
    17. Illinois
    18. Oklahoma
    19. South Dakota
    20. Georgia
    21. Pennsylvania
    22. Mississippi
    23. Michigan
    24. Florida
    25. Rhode Island
    26. Kansas
    27. Maryland
    28. Minnesota
    29. Vermont
    30. Connecticut
    31. Wisconsin
    32. New Jersey
    33. North Dakota
    34. Idaho
    35. Texas
    36. Missouri
    37. Montana
    38. Ohio
    39. Nebraska
    40. Colorado
    41. Maine
    42. North Carolina
    43. Delaware
    44. South Carolina
    45. Kentucky
    46. West Virginia
    47. Alaska
    48. Iowa
    49. Utah
    50. Wyoming

    http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/
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    Mar 25, 2010 11:02 AM GMT
    calibro* Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length




    You mean: Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Penis Curve.

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    Mar 25, 2010 11:11 AM GMT
    Basically, the largest DMA's / the ones with the largest populations are the ones with the largest cocks. Yeah, well, duh.

    Kind of shitty PR for Condomania.

    Actually, no it's not bad PR at all b/c it sparked you to OP, me to read it and then go to http://secure.condomania.com/

    We need more PR like this in our lives. Anything that brings a smile to our faces while promoting safer sex is a-ok in my book.
  • zakariahzol

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    Mar 25, 2010 11:29 AM GMT
    Why is this survey only in USA. The biggest penis I have hold in my hand belong to a Pakistanis . Please be inform I have been with a lot and lot of guys.
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    Mar 25, 2010 12:08 PM GMT
    Texas at number 35? Now everyone know that 'everything is bigger in Texas'! Whats up with that?
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    Mar 25, 2010 12:22 PM GMT
    zakariahzol saidWhy is this survey only in USA. The biggest penis I have hold in my hand belong to a Pakistanis . Please be inform I have been with a lot and lot of guys.



    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    What a great way to start my morning.

  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 25, 2010 12:36 PM GMT
    JW61 saidTexas at number 35? Now everyone know that 'everything is bigger in Texas'! Whats up with that?



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  • grnranger99

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    Mar 25, 2010 1:02 PM GMT
    I would of thought Washington D.C would have had the biggest dicks
  • Timbales

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    Mar 25, 2010 1:07 PM GMT
    grnranger99 saidI would of thought Washington D.C would have had the biggest dicks


    I know, some of them have got to be 6' and over.
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    Mar 25, 2010 2:01 PM GMT
    I believe more personal research is warranted before concurrence can be justified.
  • rnch

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    Mar 25, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
    as a lifetime resident of new orleans; i am pleased that i could help "fill out" the list.

    yes, a lotta big dicks here in new orleans! icon_cool.gif
  • calibro

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    Mar 25, 2010 2:42 PM GMT
    my fav is still "* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!"
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    Mar 25, 2010 2:50 PM GMT
    calibro said
    * Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming


    I don't know how this can be true. It is home to the biggest dick in the world- Cheney.
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    Mar 25, 2010 2:57 PM GMT
    It's true. I went to New Orleans just last weekend. They got big wieners down there. I only have my personal anecdotal, but not not visual, evidence.
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    Mar 25, 2010 2:58 PM GMT
    grnranger99 saidI would of thought Washington D.C would have had the biggest dicks

    Semantic correction, if I may: DC has the biggest PRICKS.
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  • jrs1

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    Mar 25, 2010 3:18 PM GMT
    this was really funny yet informative. * cough *
  • RP919

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    Mar 25, 2010 6:06 PM GMT
    Imagine, we wouldn't even know this if they didn't all stand up and be counted!
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    Mar 25, 2010 7:31 PM GMT
    RP919 saidImagine, we wouldn't even know this if they didn't all stand up and be counted!

    LOL!!
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    Mar 25, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    calibro said"Who dat" with the largest penises in America?
    New Orleans, D.C., & New Hampshire top the charts for penis size
    Condomania announces the largest database of penis sizes on the planet: 27,000 men, 76 penis sizes

    * Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
    http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/


    So the "they make em big in Texas"? has all been a lie? Is that what you telling me.... icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 25, 2010 10:59 PM GMT
    Really? I thought the mean/mode would be much larger- "50% are Between 5" and 6"."

    ...I've been watching to much porn. icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 25, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    A1EX saidReally? I thought the mean/mode would be much larger- "50% are Between 5" and 6"."

    ...I've been watching to much porn. icon_eek.gif


    I would have also thought it would have been larger. But I think I've probably been mislead most of my adult life by men telling me how large 8" is.
  • Joeyphx444

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    Mar 25, 2010 11:10 PM GMT
    Wow Phoenix and AZ are number 5

    Then why are there so many guys with big trucks with big wheels? I guess that's to make up for lack of brains instead icon_razz.gif
  • dannyboy1101

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    Mar 25, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
    A1EX saidReally? I thought the mean/mode would be much larger- "50% are Between 5" and 6"."

    ...I've been watching to much porn. icon_eek.gif


    I don't know the source, so I'd have to look it up, but somewhere there was research that led one to believe that gay men tend to be larger downstairs on average. I know you're going to say, "if only that were true with some of the guys I've been with..." but who's to say whether or not our genetics gave us a little extra something to make up for marriage inequality haha. I think it's possible.
  • calibro

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    Mar 25, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    dannyboy1101 said
    A1EX saidReally? I thought the mean/mode would be much larger- "50% are Between 5" and 6"."

    ...I've been watching to much porn. icon_eek.gif


    I don't know the source, so I'd have to look it up, but somewhere there was research that led one to believe that gay men tend to be larger downstairs on average. I know you're going to say, "if only that were true with some of the guys I've been with..." but who's to say whether or not our genetics gave us a little extra something to make up for marriage inequality haha. I think it's possible.


    no, i did read a study once where it said gay men were the largest of any sexual orientation
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    Mar 26, 2010 12:05 AM GMT
    Right, well, the next time some Texan tells me everything is bigger in Texas I'll have a legitimate reason to laugh and avoid the disappointment