Mar 28, 2010 3:01 AM GMT
I told you, you pack too much stuff when we go to the game and now you want me to carry your junk for you!
Johnny was so relieved when he found a hand dryer at the Soccer game because public toilets make him feel all icky.
I don't feel any lumps which is good, so now you can do me! God, I love our daily check ups!
What is that?
I think it's a pimple.
No way, it can't be, it feels all hard and sticks out weird.
OH MY GOD! It's a tail!
As long as they think it's Mike Piazza, it's cool...
I can't help it! I'm a futball queen!!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Janet Jackson?
Other refs may check cleats before the game, but I check asses.