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  • masculumpedes

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    Mar 28, 2010 4:13 AM GMT
    # 1. I know since I lost weight I look like a cross between Robert Downey Jr. and a Pez dispenser, but I need some lovin' too.
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    Mar 28, 2010 5:18 AM GMT
    #1, oh your cup is messed up?

    Yeah, its squeezing my junk, man...

    Just try to adjust it right.........
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    Mar 28, 2010 5:49 AM GMT
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    Mar 28, 2010 6:05 AM GMT
    1. Ya, it's a grower.





    2. Thanks for the condom machine Daddy!
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    Mar 28, 2010 6:09 AM GMT
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    OMG that ass!
  • Bunjamon

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    Mar 28, 2010 6:36 AM GMT
    #1 - I've never gotten to second base this quickly before.
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    Mar 28, 2010 6:40 AM GMT
    #1-Your cup runneth over.
  • Celticmusl

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    Mar 28, 2010 7:00 AM GMT
    1. "Let's mess with their heads and give those gay guys something to talk about." "Oh gurl, you so awful, get yo hands outta my britches bitch!"

    2. "Oh boy, a lifesize Ken doll with adjustable arms. Thanks Santa!"
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    Mar 28, 2010 7:14 AM GMT
    Caption Number 1: "Oh! I'm sorry, I thought that was my bat!"

    Caption Number 2: "It appears that you have some sort of invisible shield over your ass; are the rebels hiding here instead of Hoth?"
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    Mar 28, 2010 6:29 PM GMT
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    Hi, how are you?

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    Anything to get out of a suspension.

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    You told me AXE only works on girls.

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    See this is where he stuck his penis.
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    Mar 29, 2010 1:28 AM GMT

    1. I'm just squeezing bro, to see if the mellons are ripe for the pickin! or Batter up!


    2. Get your hand off my ass, they might think were gay!


    3. What. I'm totally doing this reverse oreo thing


    4.Yeah it's confirmed.....You got a PHAT ASS BOY!
  • GQjock

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    Mar 29, 2010 1:33 AM GMT
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    Nine Inches Huh? icon_cool.gif


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    'Cuse me.... 'Cuse me Can I get someone a foot shorter?


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    Didn't I tell ya not to send me a nipple man?


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    You sure my ass doesn't look fat in this?
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    Mar 29, 2010 2:15 AM GMT
    1) Let's play a love game, love game...

    2) Indecent proposal
  • Import

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    Mar 29, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    I wanna have sex with you.




    I want your cum in my mouth.
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    Mar 29, 2010 3:38 AM GMT
    #1 "This team is goin' to hell! Not even enough damn cups for all the players! OK, your turn."
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    #2 "I've always wanted to propose marriage in front of 50,000 screaming fans!"
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    Hey bitch...you think you can get with THIS? You think you can compete with this hunk of a man behind me? He LOVES my chest!
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    Mar 29, 2010 4:11 AM GMT
    #4 "Hey, coach, that big bully on the other team said I got a girl's ass! Whaddaya think? Is that like a personal foul or sumpin?"

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  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 29, 2010 4:11 AM GMT
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    As long as they think it's Mike Piazza, it's cool...


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    I can't help it! I'm a futball queen!!


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    Has anyone ever told you that you look like Janet Jackson?

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    Other refs may check cleats before the game, but I check asses.
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    Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM GMT
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    I told you, you pack too much stuff when we go to the game and now you want me to carry your junk for you!

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    Johnny was so relieved when he found a hand dryer at the Soccer game because public toilets make him feel all icky.

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    I don't feel any lumps which is good, so now you can do me! God, I love our daily check ups!

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    What is that?
    I think it's a pimple.
    No way, it can't be, it feels all hard and sticks out weird.
    OH MY GOD! It's a tail!

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    Mar 29, 2010 2:26 PM GMT
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    As long as they think it's Mike Piazza, it's cool...


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    I can't help it! I'm a futball queen!!


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    Has anyone ever told you that you look like Janet Jackson?

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    Other refs may check cleats before the game, but I check asses.




    LOL you are a total fucking win!!!!!

    *The Soccer Ref it TOTALLY HOT!!!!
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    And the players line up ... dollar a peek. ... It's for charity ... icon_wink.gif
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    I'll just keep the pressure on it until the medic gets here.


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    You like me! You REALLY like me!!


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    Hey, that's not what they did in the movie Ghost!


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    So you're tellin' me, that's where poop comes from???
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    Mar 29, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
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    "Did you bring enough for everyone?"



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    "YOU can blow your whistle..."



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    "Yes, they're real, Gargamel."



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    "I can see how that could keep you out of the army, Rush."
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    Mar 29, 2010 11:41 PM GMT


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    I'll grab your crotch if I want. I'm Jim Edmonds, bitch!!