Question for the purebreds* out there

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    Jan 24, 2008 4:49 AM GMT
    So the other night, I was getting a ride from a coworker and we got to talking about sexual histories and what not (we've known each other for years now so this wasn't 'weird' or anything).

    She was surprised when I said I'd never been near the vajayjay. She seemed equally surprised when I said I had no interest in ever being near it. This went on for awhile until finally I asked her if SHE had any interest in it herself (beyond her own of course - lol!). That's when she said, "Um, NO" and I said, "Rest my case."

    So question - have any of the other purebreds out there faced this line of questioning and how did you respond? I'm guessing there are some funny ones out there!

    *Purebred is in reference to a comment citpolo made on this thread.
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    Jan 24, 2008 5:35 AM GMT
    I would say I was saving myself for the right woman .. and I bumped into some guys on the way .. I'm in so deep now, I think I will have to go to Nevada to find the right woman .. if the price is right ..
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    Jan 24, 2008 5:44 AM GMT
    Actually pussy feels much better to fuck than man ass. But I love fucking men. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 5:58 AM GMT
    I get that question all the time people are amazed i have never been near the fish taco of death. i have thought about it and while women dont necessarily repulse me and i can see an attractive girl and think shes hot the idea of vagina is just too much
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:03 AM GMT
    chungo44 saidI get that question all the time people are amazed i have never been near the fish taco of death. i have thought about it and while women dont necessarily repulse me and i can see an attractive girl and think shes hot the idea of vagina is just too much


    I'll agree with chungo right there. I like checking out women but I don't think I'll ever be near the taco myself.
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:06 AM GMT
    I've had straight male coworkers ask me how I know I don't like it if I've never visited the vajajay. They usually get somewhat angry and uncomfortable when I would turn the question around on them. "What?! How do you know you don't like to suck cock if you've never had one in your mouth?"icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:15 AM GMT
    chungo44 saidI get that question all the time people are amazed i have never been near the fish taco of death.


    FISH TACO OF DEATH! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHicon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gif
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    i told them (whoever asks) that seeing one too many after they just give birth (i took up nursing) is just too traumatizing for me to even consider thinking about it... though i've slept with one guy (gay obviously) who likes performing cunnilingusicon_eek.gif

    seriously.
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:18 AM GMT
    Now, Now guys. Don't fear or diss the bearded clam .. we all came from one ..
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:19 AM GMT
    I'm exclusively gay. At least I think so... icon_wink.gif

    I've never had sex with a woman (or a man for that matter, LMAO), and probably never will.

    I do find Indian and Middle Eastern women to be very attractive. Though nothing beats a man, LOL.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:20 AM GMT
    I've seen the puswa, I watched it get screwed (thanks internet porn *thumbs up* ), I even fantasized about it once or twice in my youth, never really had any inclination of actually going in for the kill though. Gimme a cock and man ass any time baby!! icon_twisted.gif

    My Co-worker was supprised when I told him a hottie(female) was walking in cuz he doesnt think that a gay guy can find a woman sexy. The female form can be very sexy..doesnt mean I want to bag them though, just astetic value.
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:26 AM GMT
    Sedative14 said Though nothing beats a man, LOL.icon_rolleyes.gif


    So many wrong things I could say to this.....DAMN YOU DIRTY MIND!! lol
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:27 AM GMT
    chungo44 saidI get that question all the time people are amazed i have never been near the fish taco of death.


    My word, what an image.

    Unlike the purebreds, I have an answer for these people. I HAVE tried it, so frankly, I can knock it all I want to.
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:37 AM GMT
    zimatar said though i've slept with one guy (gay obviously) who likes performing cunnilingus ..
    One word of warning, make sure when you try this that it is not positioned OVER your face .. just in case she is a gusher
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    Jan 24, 2008 6:39 AM GMT
    ewwwwwwwwww
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    Jan 24, 2008 7:39 AM GMT
    FreakyninjamonkeySo many wrong things I could say to this.....DAMN YOU DIRTY MIND!! lol


    like wot? icon_eek.gif

    *stares innocently back*
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    Jan 24, 2008 7:48 AM GMT
    Never been there, never going there. Not disgusted, just assuredly no interest, at all.

    Which is my answer.
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    Jan 24, 2008 8:06 AM GMT
    This thread brings back a couple of unpleasant memories. I guess I'll have to go bang my head against the wall to repress them again.

    Anywho, one of my straight friends who wasn't too terribly enlightened at the time asked me "Don't gay men give each other diseases?" He had just knocked some girl up and I said "Well there's one disease gay men don't have to worry about. Pregnancy!"
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    Jan 24, 2008 8:20 AM GMT
    Sedative14 said
    Though nothing beats a man, LOL.

    Sedative14 said[quote][cite]Freakyninjamonkey[/cite]So many wrong things I could say to this.....DAMN YOU DIRTY MIND!! lol


    like wot? icon_eek.gif

    *stares innocently back*


    lol just need to add a few words to it lol.

    Though nothing beats off a man like my hand. for starters hehe. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 9:17 AM GMT
    It doesn't gross me out nor do I fear it... it just doesn't turn me on. There are lots of women that are beautiful, some even sexy, but none make me want to hop in the sack with them.

    The gusher comment, however, painted a picture in my head I did NOT want to see... icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 9:30 AM GMT
    I can appreciate a well figured woman with the utmost respect and even go so far as to say "She's hot" but I've never done anything with a woman and I seriously doubt I ever will.

    Also....I'm a premmie concieved from a C-section so no beared clam action for me :-).
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    Jan 24, 2008 9:59 AM GMT
    I have a front-bum story, and I use it when the whole issue comes up.

    When I was 12, my brother, a mate, his skanky step sister and I were hanging out in the bush. The skanky sister said, quite mysteriously, "Do you want to see it?"

    I didn't really know what was going on, but she went away behind a tree and her step brother went and had a look, then my brother went and had a look, then I went and had a look, and she was there with her pants down, showing her front-bum! Then she said, "You can touch it if you like." Not being one to turn down such a good offer, I picked up a twig from the ground and poked it.

    When the other two guys went around to have another go, she said I couldn't if I was going to poke it with a stick again. Since then I've been a front-bum-free zone.
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    Jan 24, 2008 10:21 AM GMT
    reminds me of scene in the british film entitled "cashback"icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 24, 2008 12:30 PM GMT
    People are usually more surprised that I've had relationships with women - including sex of course - and that I now consider myself gay. Most assume I burst from the womb singing showtunes and critiquing the nurse's scrubs.
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    Jan 24, 2008 1:02 PM GMT
    makeumyneI didn't really know what was going on, but she went away behind a tree and her step brother went and had a look, then my brother went and had a look, then I went and had a look, and she was there with her pants down, showing her front-bum! Then she said, "You can touch it if you like." Not being one to turn down such a good offer, I picked up a twig from the ground and poked it.


    LMAO!
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    Jan 24, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
    I've never been with a woman, have no desire to be with a woman, and probably never will have the desire. I'm fine dying a straight-sex virgin. I really doubt I'd be missing anything so great that I would regret never having 'gone there'.

    I've always been surprised when straight people are amazed that I've never been with a woman. I always turn the question around and back at them. How do they know they're not gay if they've never tried it? What surprises me even more is that question really seems to throw them. It's something they've never considered, and feel it's normal to never having thought about gay sex, yet think it's not normal that I've never considered straight sex.