Sigh...I slept right through my own damned death...how typical.
Anyway, guys, I didn't see liltanker's handiwork, but apparently it was too convincing. My fault, not his, and I'm sorry about that. I can't participate on RJ for the foreseeable future and asked the guys via Facebook to 'kill me off'...figuring one and all (if they didn't scratch their heads and wonder 'z-who???') would assume, given the date, that it was a joke.
Anyhow, apologies all around - and especially to liltanker and my co-conspirators. My bad, boys. I didn't think that one through enough, apparently.
Now that that's cleared up...I'm off again. As HndsmKansan mentioned, I'll be back eventually.