Best. Top. EVER. (Trainwreck Sex)

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    Apr 02, 2010 6:45 AM GMT
    I just walked in (or some semblance of walking... more of a cross between a swagger and a limp), and I think my face is going to break from smiling so hard. I feel drunk. I just got my brains fucked out in the most amazing scenario EVER.

    The guy was my PERFECT type.
    He was cocky, and perhaps even arrogant, but still polite.
    Although he is a top, he let me play with ALL of his body - no ass hang ups.
    He was impeccably clean.
    There was variety GALORE.
    The technique was spot on.
    He was just verging on being too hung, but not quite, so it was exactly right.
    He was confident enough to let me push back against his demands and make my own.
    We edged repeatedly for over 90 minutes.
    I engulfed that muthafucka like WHAT...
    And he has an amazing, slow, syrupy, southern accent.

    If I were made of butter I'd be in that state where, at room temperature, the butter looks solid, but when you go to cut or slice it, it just kinda gums itself up into a collapsed heap a creamy goo. I think I'm going to fall apart (in a good way). Je pourrais mourir... la vie est parfaite en ce moment-ci.

    My fabulous friend Jen made the observation that it is sensitive men (not women in general) who are most likely to conflate/confuse sexual pleasure with love. I am very guilty of that. Gimme a good solid orgasm (whether I'm the insertive or receptive partner), and I'm done. This fucker rattled some sentiment out of my heart. I can't see him again, or I'll be a trainwreck soon enough. I don't want to shower - I can still faintly detect a whisper of him on my fingers.

    I wish all of you trainwreck sex.
  • drypin

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    Apr 02, 2010 8:31 AM GMT
    Now I'M smiling... and I wasn't even there! icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 02, 2010 8:39 AM GMT
    Awwww lucky Chu. icon_smile.gif Eventually you'll have to shower :p
    But awwww, this is so cute icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 02, 2010 10:58 AM GMT
    I'm happy for you, but don't wish that on me. I don't think my mind could take it.
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    Apr 02, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    Man, I need a cigarette after that! Until I have trainwreck sex of my own, can I just bask in your afterglow?
  • upsguy68

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    Apr 02, 2010 12:17 PM GMT
    I hate to sound like a whore, BUT what's his name and number???icon_twisted.gif

    Way to go, and keep his number close by for YOUR future use!!icon_wink.gif

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    Apr 02, 2010 12:33 PM GMT
    I'm fanning myself like a lady at church
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    Apr 02, 2010 12:41 PM GMT
    I had one of those guys once. Maybe didn't have all of the qualities your guy did, but man the sex was mind blowing. We were fuck buddies for a brief period after the break up of my LTR. He was wrong for me on so many levels but I remember him and that amazing sex fondly. icon_cool.gif
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Apr 02, 2010 1:14 PM GMT
    i use my fleshlight. icon_eek.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Apr 02, 2010 1:16 PM GMT
    My hole just puckered and quivered. icon_redface.gif


    I love erotic stories...
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    Apr 02, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
    that's hot though
  • torontoguy222...

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    Apr 02, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
    hot! but so are you. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 02, 2010 1:29 PM GMT
    Well there goes my vow of celibacy. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2010 1:29 PM GMT
    Trainwreck sex is a rare occurrence. I'm happy for you.

    Now go take a shower.
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    Apr 02, 2010 1:33 PM GMT
    go back for sloppy seconds!
  • ChilaxinJOCK0...

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    Apr 02, 2010 1:46 PM GMT
    daamn, can u send that to myrtle beach, sc PLEASE
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    Apr 02, 2010 1:56 PM GMT
    You need to publish your writings! (well, beyond RJ, that is)
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    Apr 02, 2010 2:06 PM GMT
    lol, two thumbs up, Mr Jack! (no, not there!)

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    Apr 02, 2010 2:08 PM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
    weird...I looked for the video on xtube. it's not posted yet.

    c'mon dance...get it up there for us!
  • rnch

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    Apr 02, 2010 5:13 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidI just walked in (or some semblance of walking... more of a cross between a swagger and a limp), and I think my face is going to break from smiling so hard. I feel drunk. I just got my brains fucked out in the most amazing scenario EVER.

    The guy was my PERFECT type.
    He was cocky, and perhaps even arrogant, but still polite.
    Although he is a top, he let me play with ALL of his body - no ass hang ups.
    He was impeccably clean.
    There was variety GALORE.
    The technique was spot on.
    He was just verging on being too hung, but not quite, so it was exactly right.
    He was confident enough to let me push back against his demands and make my own.
    We edged repeatedly for over 90 minutes.
    I engulfed that muthafucka like WHAT...
    And he has an amazing, slow, syrupy, southern accent.

    If I were made of butter I'd be in that state where, at room temperature, the butter looks solid, but when you go to cut or slice it, it just kinda gums itself up into a collapsed heap a creamy goo. I think I'm going to fall apart (in a good way). Je pourrais mourir... la vie est parfaite en ce moment-ci.

    My fabulous friend Jen made the observation that it is sensitive men (not women in general) who are most likely to conflate/confuse sexual pleasure with love. I am very guilty of that. Gimme a good solid orgasm (whether I'm the insertive or receptive partner), and I'm done. This fucker rattled some sentiment out of my heart. I can't see him again, or I'll be a trainwreck soon enough. I don't want to shower - I can still faintly detect a whisper of him on my fingers.

    I wish all of you trainwreck sex.


    ...and then you woke up with a spot on the sheet? LOL

    j/k....sounds like you had a fantastic time!
  • Timbales

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    Apr 02, 2010 5:15 PM GMT
    TheIStrat saidI'm fanning myself like a lady at church


    right there with you
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    Apr 02, 2010 5:18 PM GMT
    he texted me... omg icon_eek.gif

    go away! no trainwrecks right now, please!
  • hikerC

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    Apr 02, 2010 5:56 PM GMT
    Holy crap! I gotta get me some trainwreck sex too! That was HOT! icon_twisted.gif

    From now on that lady in church fanning herself will take on a whole new meaning!! LOL!icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 02, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidhe texted me... omg icon_eek.gif

    go away! no trainwrecks right now, please!


    HE DID!!!! *screeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaamm* icon_wink.gif