OIL WRESTLING 101

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    Apr 04, 2010 8:09 PM GMT
    OK, you guys need to try this if you haven't. Partnered or on a HOT new date. Trust me, I've done this MANY times. This how you do it.

    Go to Lowes or Home Depot and buy a 2 mil thick 9' x 12' plastic drop cloth. At home, spread the drop cloth over a mat or soft surface. Fuck it, even a hardwood floor will do. Put the corners and sides of the drop cloth under heavy furniture so they won't pull in. Place towels on the path to the bathroom and shower.

    Use Wesson Vegetable Oil or Olive Oil, NOT baby oil. Baby Oil is for babies, and you are not a baby. You need the manly smell of a something just off the grill. Yeah! And it won't burn your eyes.

    Wear underwear that will be trashed afterward, or start naked. Oil will destroy everything, you will not get it out. It's hot to wear torn underwear that can be easily ripped off while wrestling.

    Start upright on your knees and standing up and wipe oodles of oil over each other. Let it spill onto the drop cloth. Pour it over your heads. KISS while it drips from the rims of your mouth.

    Now. WRESTLE! It feels so damn good you cannot believe it. It's like skin on skin times ten. It also equals out size differences. It's hard to keep a hold on another guy but fun to try.

    After you are done, meaning, three hours later (hot), walk directly to the bathroom tub and shower, don't touch anything. Do a twice shower with Dawn dish soap. Help your partner wash his back......and so on. Smile.

    Grab the four corners of the plastic drop cloth and pull to the center. Put it in a plastic garbage bag and toss it out. The room is clean, and you are crazy hot from the experience.

    Now go play men!
  • jgymnast733

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    Apr 04, 2010 8:51 PM GMT
    Sounds exciting,
    Just thinking about it congers up all kinds of emotion...icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 04, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
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    Apr 04, 2010 10:04 PM GMT
    aint this like a really popular thing in turkey?
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    Apr 04, 2010 10:58 PM GMT
    Kirkpinar (Turkish Oil Wrestling) is hot to watch, but nothing beats nude oil wrestling.