Shopping with a porn star

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    Apr 06, 2010 8:51 PM GMT
    Who would be your favourite porn star to accompany you shopping down the supermarket? Mine would be Matthew Rush cos I think he'd know all about big vegetables.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 07, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    redheadguy saidWho would be your favourite porn star to accompany you shopping down the supermarket? Mine would be Matthew Rush cos I think he'd know all about big vegetables.



    Doesn't Matthew Rush have a profile on this site?


    I think I'd go shopping with this one:
    http://www.realjock.com/dancerjack
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    Apr 07, 2010 2:35 AM GMT
    No offense...but I have NO clue how to respond to this post. I'm having one of those WTF moments where nothing can sound halfway decent. icon_question.gif?icon_confused.gif

    Really? SHOPPING with a porn star?
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    Apr 07, 2010 2:50 AM GMT
    Why, none other than our own Devon Hunter. Our pussies could have a play date after.http://www.realjock.com/dancerjack



  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 07, 2010 4:20 AM GMT
    Oops.

    How could I forget;
    http://www.realjock.com/RoccoGiovanni
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    Apr 07, 2010 4:23 AM GMT


    Somehow you found a way to humanize a porn star! KUDOS.....icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 07, 2010 4:24 AM GMT
    teamSIN84 saidNo offense...but I have NO clue how to respond to this post. I'm having one of those WTF moments where nothing can sound halfway decent. icon_question.gif?icon_confused.gif

    Really? SHOPPING with a porn star?
    *giggling uncontrollably in total confusion* I'm glad I'm not the only one....
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    Apr 07, 2010 4:26 AM GMT
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    Apr 07, 2010 4:26 AM GMT
    What is this...I don't even..
  • jrs1

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    Apr 07, 2010 4:26 AM GMT
    EasilyDistracted said
    teamSIN84 saidNo offense...but I have NO clue how to respond to this post. I'm having one of those WTF moments where nothing can sound halfway decent. icon_question.gif?icon_confused.gif

    Really? SHOPPING with a porn star?
    *giggling uncontrollably in total confusion* I'm glad I'm not the only one....

    no ... I don't get it either. ha. * scratches head * i iz con'foosed.
  • DrobUA

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    Apr 07, 2010 4:33 AM GMT
    Silly rabbit, porn stars are for fucking.
  • jrs1

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    Apr 07, 2010 4:43 AM GMT
    DrobUA saidSilly rabbit, porn stars are for fucking.

    ha. nice one.
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    Apr 07, 2010 6:57 AM GMT
    This was inspired by the " Sex with a porn star " thread. D'oh!
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:13 AM GMT
    redheadguy saidThis was inspired by the " Sex with a porn star " thread. D'oh!


    *hug* we still love ya!
  • Timbales

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    Apr 07, 2010 12:31 PM GMT
    I'd like to go home improvement store shopping with Leo Giamanni.
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    Apr 07, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
    I don't think he'd be much good in a supermarket, but what about fashion shopping with Francois Sagat?
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    Apr 07, 2010 9:51 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidWho would be your favourite porn star to accompany you shopping down the supermarket? Mine would be Matthew Rush cos I think he'd know all about big vegetables.


    Why, because he probably is one?
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    Apr 07, 2010 9:55 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidThis was inspired by the " Sex with a porn star " thread. D'oh!


    Shame on you for being a smart arse. You should never try to be too subtle on here it just doesn't work. Just be blatantly offensive aqnd hope that someone "gets it" and take pleasure in the fact that it's even more fun when people don't. :-)
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    Apr 07, 2010 9:57 PM GMT
    Hmmm... this peach looks quite delish. Or squash... whatever it is ...


    veggie1.jpg
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    Apr 07, 2010 10:34 PM GMT
    Hmmmm....

    I forsea a cart full of Crisco....and Gatorade....A guys got to replace his electrolytes
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    Apr 08, 2010 2:11 AM GMT
    If by "shopping down the supermarket", you mean - f*cking up the ass - then I'd go for Mason Wyler.
    That is what you meant, isn't it?
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    Apr 27, 2010 4:51 AM GMT
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  • BIG_N_TALL

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    Apr 27, 2010 4:55 AM GMT
    DrobUA saidSilly rabbit, porn stars are for fucking.


    LOVE IT... icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 27, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
    Realjock members really leave nothing unplumbed do they! icon_razz.gif
  • stratavos

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    Apr 27, 2010 4:59 AM GMT
    ^ stop that, it's supposed to be in the health and safety area.

    hmn... shopping with a porn star... can I go shopping with the Peter's twins? I'm sure Milo and Elijah wouldn't mind too much...