In this season of Resurrection: I just realized something... I am fucking fabulous!

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    Apr 07, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    Time to haul out one of my favorites from 2008/2009 (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/123712):

    I am fucking fabulous, and so are you!

    Be sure to tell the whole world WHY, and don't you dare even consider starting it off with, "I don't want to sound egotistical, but..."




    Ahem:
    I am fucking fabulous, because I drive a raggedy 1999 mazda miata (that I finally own free and clear! YAY!) with a license plate that says MS JCKSN, but I do it with enough flare that I make it look like a 2004! (insert a triple snap in "Z" formation) icon_twisted.gif


    Your turn... why are you fucking fabulous?
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    Apr 07, 2010 3:18 AM GMT
    Dear Jack,

    I am on my 9,999 life....I am not sure how...I have seen so much in my day's...I have lived to show...& Tell!!
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    Apr 07, 2010 5:30 AM GMT
    My willingness to cede the spotlight and let the fabulosity of whoever's on my arm shine.
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    Apr 07, 2010 5:39 AM GMT
    Becauze this is my 14,300th post....how could anyone be more fabu than that!
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    Apr 07, 2010 5:43 PM GMT
    Dancie: I keep telling ya' that you're fabulous.

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    Apr 07, 2010 5:48 PM GMT
    I'm fabulous because I'm sober, healthy, a dog owner, a japanese language speaker, and got great results from round 1 of P90X!

    Oh, and I'm a great person to have as a friend.
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    Apr 07, 2010 5:57 PM GMT
    I'm fabulous because I have a fantastic ass
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    Apr 07, 2010 6:33 PM GMT
    I'm fabulous because of that thing I do.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 07, 2010 6:37 PM GMT
    I am fabulous at fucking, that makes me fucking fabulous...
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    Apr 07, 2010 6:38 PM GMT
    I'm not "Fabulous" at all, cos it's 2010 not the early nineties.
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    Apr 07, 2010 6:45 PM GMT
    I'm post-Fabulous, but maybe not half-bad, either.

    When I was Fabulous, it was because I gave (and still give) the best blow job on Earth. And because my partner & I help our gay community, especially those with HIV/AIDS, in every way we can. That's Fabulous enough for me. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:07 PM GMT
    lol so great lol I am fuckin fab because I am so in love with artichoke hearts and I have discovered how to utilize the hearts and flowing juices in nearly every dish

    now that is what I call fab baby
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:10 PM GMT
    livelovelearn saidlol so great lol I am fuckin fab because I am so in love with artichoke hearts and I have discovered how to utilize the hearts and flowing juices in nearly every dish

    now that is what I call fab baby

    I absolutely go crazy over artichoke hearts. So how do we learn what these dishes are?
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:13 PM GMT
    Because I generally live with, and share, joy in the present moment despite the challenges of life.
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:15 PM GMT
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    I absolutely go crazy over artichoke hearts. So how do we learn what these dishes are?[/quote]

    lol well maybe I should make a cook book for real eating, instead of carb counting nonsensical not being able to love any food you want, eh lol

    or a live in chef??? Gotta love flowing juices in entrees? no? icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 07, 2010 7:17 PM GMT
    Dancerjack is fabulous. And over the past couple of years that I have known him on RJ, he has gotten even fabulouser...if that is humanly possible. Have you seen his latest pics? The man should be in the movies. Such a look!
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    Apr 08, 2010 7:09 AM GMT
    well, thank you very much caz! xoxo

    and i realized that i am also effin' fab, because i take the time to pull the dead flowers off my imptatiens each day, so that they will put out new blooms. oh, and because my kitteh, after almost 4 years of trying to convince him to do so, now CHOOSES to sleep on my chest at night... i guess that is the best seal of approval i can think of (other than caz's).

    xo