(I think it's better if you copy the previous post, trust me on this
Once upon a time, there was a blue frog that loved green beans. One day he met a turtle that was lost and asks where the turtle is going before heading on his merry way to the candy coated castle where he was indecently assaulted by a trio of gingerbread men after having their way with him they were dunked into a large pond of milk to await being eaten by the queen of the dragon people.
Now, the dragon queen was quite the bitch and did not take kindly to having her tea party interrupted by such soggy intruders. Though the green frog did not care he was sworn to defeat the dragon queen under the society of talking fish. Then the young boy woke up, a little disturbed by his crazy dream, and wondered what it all meant. He then noticed some of the milk from the large pond had splashed on his stomach and landed in his belly button.So he leans over as far as he can to see if he can sip it up with the sucktion power of the vacuum just out of his reach without spilling the milk, exerting all this effort, he fails to notice Dan Brown hiding behind a tree, writing this entire story for his next airport novel thriller, which, in true Dan Brown fashion, is going to involve some sort of code that needs to be broken, maybe not about art, but involving men wearing beany copters and false noses and eyeglasses.
"Ibn' f'tagh 'ama Cthulhu" the boy said, sacrificing Dan Brown to the Great Old One so as to prevent Brown's plagiarism of the boy's dreams.
Brown decides to turn the ending of the story around. He manages to convince Cthulhu that he was actually the famed singer/songwriter Doris Day.