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  • metta

    Posts: 39077

    Apr 08, 2010 6:55 PM GMT

    Elective Rectal Cleansing

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/elective-rectal-cleansing.html


    http://thestrippodcast.blogspot.com/2010/04/holy-crap-enemas-in-news.html

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  • NickoftheNort...

    Posts: 1416

    Apr 09, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    That ad gives me flashbacks to Burger King's Seven-Incher ad, which is not a good thing. Sex and food can mix, but not like this.
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    Apr 09, 2010 7:13 AM GMT
    metta8 said
    Elective Rectal Cleansing

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/elective-rectal-cleansing.html



    Don't fool yourselves guys, these dainty little Fleet enemas are near useless if you really want to present an ass so clean that your top will not hesitate to eat it, will not hesitate to fuck it, and YOU will not hesitate to like his cock clean during and after the act. Further, your top may surprise you with a loving felching of your well spermed hole and then snowball your shared juices in a deep soulful kiss.

    This kind of clean doesn't come with a 8 or 16 ounce little bottle of saline.

    For this kind of clean you need to modify your home's plumbing with the Shower Enema System (example at Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/Enema-Shower-System-extra-nozzle/dp/B002FCN7Y2).

    Deep cleaning worthy of your top is just a shower or two away. And, don't forget to remove the drain screen/stopper so that you can wash all of your troubles away right down the drain.

    You'll experience a deep clean inside your ass that will leave you hungry for a complete and total filling from his hot, hard cock.

    Over time you may get into the habit of douching in the morning after your morning dump and before your partner wakes up so that you can surprise him with your warm, wet and clean ass flesh going up and down on his morning wood.

    You might take the next step, and douche after every dump during the day, and just before bed. There may be additional health benefits from not having to slog around all that left over toxic waste in your colon. Douche can help hydrate your body as well. I even have an extra Shower Enema System and a wrench that I take with me when I travel.

    Every young man, before coming of age and getting his Gay Card should be required to demonstrate proficiency in cleaning his out out. There should be a standardized practical examination observed by trained inspectors, and since "the proof is in the pudding", these inspectors can then throw a test fuck into the examinee to really determine how clean that mangina really is.

    Forgive me for digressing into a bit of a crazed rant. But, this is a topic that I really have a strong flow of passion about.

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan
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    Apr 09, 2010 7:20 AM GMT
    I don't think I can eat another burger without thinking about this ad.

    And yay, go douches. I want to try hydrocolonic

  • Bunjamon

    Posts: 3161

    Apr 09, 2010 9:42 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    metta8 said
    Elective Rectal Cleansing

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/elective-rectal-cleansing.html



    Don't fool yourselves guys, these dainty little Fleet enemas are near useless if you really want to present an ass so clean that your top will not hesitate to eat it, will not hesitate to fuck it, and YOU will not hesitate to like his cock clean during and after the act. Further, your top may surprise you with a loving felching of your well spermed hole and then snowball your shared juices in a deep soulful kiss.

    This kind of clean doesn't come with a 8 or 16 ounce little bottle of saline.

    For this kind of clean you need to modify your home's plumbing with the Shower Enema System (example at Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/Enema-Shower-System-extra-nozzle/dp/B002FCN7Y2).

    Deep cleaning worthy of your top is just a shower or two away. And, don't forget to remove the drain screen/stopper so that you can wash all of your troubles away right down the drain.

    You'll experience a deep clean inside your ass that will leave you hungry for a complete and total filling from his hot, hard cock.

    Over time you may get into the habit of douching in the morning after your morning dump and before your partner wakes up so that you can surprise him with your warm, wet and clean ass flesh going up and down on his morning wood.

    You might take the next step, and douche after every dump during the day, and just before bed. There may be additional health benefits from not having to slog around all that left over toxic waste in your colon. Douche can help hydrate your body as well. I even have an extra Shower Enema System and a wrench that I take with me when I travel.

    Every young man, before coming of age and getting his Gay Card should be required to demonstrate proficiency in cleaning his out out. There should be a standardized practical examination observed by trained inspectors, and since "the proof is in the pudding", these inspectors can then throw a test fuck into the examinee to really determine how clean that mangina really is.

    Forgive me for digressing into a bit of a crazed rant. But, this is a topic that I really have a strong flow of passion about.

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan


    This sounds like one of the funniest ads I've ever read. Has someone been staying up late watching QVC?
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    Apr 09, 2010 10:02 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    metta8 said
    Elective Rectal Cleansing

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/elective-rectal-cleansing.html



    Don't fool yourselves guys, these dainty little Fleet enemas are near useless if you really want to present an ass so clean that your top will not hesitate to eat it, will not hesitate to fuck it, and YOU will not hesitate to like his cock clean during and after the act. Further, your top may surprise you with a loving felching of your well spermed hole and then snowball your shared juices in a deep soulful kiss.

    This kind of clean doesn't come with a 8 or 16 ounce little bottle of saline.

    For this kind of clean you need to modify your home's plumbing with the Shower Enema System (example at Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/Enema-Shower-System-extra-nozzle/dp/B002FCN7Y2).

    Deep cleaning worthy of your top is just a shower or two away. And, don't forget to remove the drain screen/stopper so that you can wash all of your troubles away right down the drain.

    You'll experience a deep clean inside your ass that will leave you hungry for a complete and total filling from his hot, hard cock.

    Over time you may get into the habit of douching in the morning after your morning dump and before your partner wakes up so that you can surprise him with your warm, wet and clean ass flesh going up and down on his morning wood.

    You might take the next step, and douche after every dump during the day, and just before bed. There may be additional health benefits from not having to slog around all that left over toxic waste in your colon. Douche can help hydrate your body as well. I even have an extra Shower Enema System and a wrench that I take with me when I travel.

    Every young man, before coming of age and getting his Gay Card should be required to demonstrate proficiency in cleaning his out out. There should be a standardized practical examination observed by trained inspectors, and since "the proof is in the pudding", these inspectors can then throw a test fuck into the examinee to really determine how clean that mangina really is.

    Forgive me for digressing into a bit of a crazed rant. But, this is a topic that I really have a strong flow of passion about.

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan



    I think I just turned a little less gay after reading that.

    Un sexy is not the word!

    "Lets have sex"

    "hold on, I'll just get my wrench"