Ever been abducted by aliens?

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    Jan 25, 2008 1:27 PM GMT
    OK there seems to be a certain pattern of repetition in these forum topics of late so I thought I would introduce this one.

    Growing up in rural central Texas and Southern New Mexico (Ruidoso 70 miles from Roswell) I always had the ambition of being abducted by aliens and being rudely probed (well that ambition came along later).

    I used to stair out the trapezoidal back seat window of my mother Cadillac Coupe de Ville as she rolled over the plains from West Texas up to Roswell and stare at the millions of billions of stars and imagine what might happen, what might be possible.

    Alas, nothing ever happened (except I saw a lot of pretty stars).

    So has anyone here:

    a.) ever seen a UFO?

    b.) ever been abducted?

    c.) ever been abducted and probed (by aliens not the Chicago Hellfire Club)?

    Peace
    Terry
  • Alan95823

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    Jan 25, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
    Never abducted, but I think I saw one when I was a kid camping.

    Laying on sleeping bags outside, several of us were looking up at the stars. One of the stars moved down, circled, then shot off to the right and winked out.

    Too fast and erratic to be a plane, definitely not a firefly, we were never sure what it was. So it was definitely unidentified, just not sure what it was.
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    Jan 25, 2008 4:08 PM GMT
    I've probed quite a few aliens.
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    Jan 25, 2008 4:09 PM GMT
    :ideaicon_biggrin.gifo coasta ricans count i was certainly abducted and then probed. Illegal aliens yum!icon_eek.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 25, 2008 4:10 PM GMT
    I was violently and repeatedly gang probed myself.
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    Jan 25, 2008 4:13 PM GMT
    Do Baptists count as aliens? - Just a question.
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    Jan 25, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    I have seen a number of objects in the sky whose lights and/or flying patterns simply made it impossible for it to have been traditional airplanes. In the past half dozen years, I've seen: a triangular craft, making no sound, moving a few hundred yards up, with three non-blinking lights, one in each corner, move due north. This was in late June at twilight, so we're talking 9-9:30 ish. Also saw a silently moving triangle with three non-blinking lights at at least midnight in late August, at a different location, moving in a south-southeast direction. This aircraft was HUGE! Also saw what looked like a tightly grouped cluster of balloon-like objects, for lack of calling them anything else, move due west when approaching storms lent for a rathert strong east-southeast blowing wind. There are others, too.

    Abductions? Well, I can never claim missing time and strange puncture wounds, but once when I was really little, as I layed in bed half asleep, I remember feeling someone or something touching my chest, and as I suddenly woke completely up, it dashed off my bunk bed and ran off down the hallway. There was a strange light that disappeared down the hallway with it. Kinda like a light greenish color.

    And there was this one time....when I was at band camp......bwaaahaaaahaaaaa! lol jk...but seriously, the incidents I wrote were written to the best of my ability.
  • GQjock

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    Jan 26, 2008 7:45 AM GMT
    No... but I had a patient once who after a minor surgery asked if I saw the chip they'd placed into him icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 26, 2008 8:30 AM GMT
    so has anyone seen mysterious skin?
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    Jan 26, 2008 8:42 AM GMT
    Mysterious Skin from IMDB

    In 1981, in Hutchinson, Kansas, the eight years old boy Neil McCormick is sexually abused by his pedophile baseball coach and his deranged and promiscuous mother does not pay attention. Meanwhile, the also eight years Brian Lackey awakes from a brief amnesia of four hours with a bleeding nose, but his negligent father does not pay attention to the event. Brian grows-up believing he had been abducted by aliens. The gay Neil grows-up as a hustler. When Brian is eighteen years old, he looks for and meets Neil, who discloses dark innermost secrets of their past. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

    "The summer I was eight years old, five hours disappeared from my life. Five hours, lost, gone without a trace..." These are the words of Brian Lackey (Brady Corbet), a troubled 18 year-old, growing up in the stiflingly small town of Hutchinson, Kansas. Plagued by nightmares, Brian believes that he may have been the victim of an alien abduction. Local Neil McCormick (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) however, is the ultimate beautiful outsider. With a loving but promiscuous mother (Elisabeth Shue), Neil is wise beyond his years and curious about his developing sexuality, having found what he perceived to be love from his Little League baseball coach (played by Hal Hartley veteran Bill Sage) at a very early age. Now, ten years later, Neil is a teenage hustler, nonchalant about the dangerous path his life is taking. Neil's pursuit of love leads him to New York City, while Brian's voyage of self discovery leads him to Neil - who helps him to unlock the dark secrets of their past. Based on the acclaimed novel by Scott Heim, "Mysterious Skin" explores the hearts and minds of two very different boys who come to find the key to their future happiness lies in the exorcism of their collective demons. Written by Sujit R. Varma
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    Jan 26, 2008 8:49 AM GMT
    well that was a plot ruiner
  • zakariahzol

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    Jan 26, 2008 11:55 AM GMT
    Just yesterday there a big new of the American Lander Spirit taking a picture or a women on Mars. Then there a news about some folk in Texas seing UFO in the sky. Maybe we are not alone after all.
  • kinetic

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    Jan 26, 2008 1:03 PM GMT
    All the time! But don't worry, it's just the government. I'm sure they kow what's best ^_^ .
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    Jan 26, 2008 2:14 PM GMT
    icon_lol.gif Ok - and just who would you PREFER to kidnap you?

    Jawas? Wookies? Bith? Ewoks? Gungans? Centauri? Minbari? Vorlon? icon_eek.gif

    Who would you prefer? icon_lol.gif

    ROFL
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    Jan 26, 2008 2:25 PM GMT
    I wasn't abducted or probed...but some aliens did stop me and ask for directions once...

    they were going to Rby's for a big gang bang or something, which was weird cause there were four of them but they only had two penises (penii? whatever).

    I said I couldn't help them since I'd never been to Rby's (yet) but that if they were so advanced why didnt they just mapquest it...which they ended up doing.

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    Jan 26, 2008 2:53 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 said

    they were going to Rby's for a big gang bang or something, which was weird cause there were four of them but they only had two penises (penii? whatever).




    The must have stopped and picked up a couple strap-on probes on the way....
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    Jan 26, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    Well if the question is by whom would I like to be abducted (of the alien variety), then my preference would be for a gang of space Marines from the future who have realized that the only way to save the human race is by extracting an extremely delicate enzyme found only in my own personal prostate. Since this enzyme is produced in small quantities an only as a result of stimulus the extraction project would be long term and involve lots of sweaty exercise to keep things working properly.

    Yeah, that would work.

    I did run a personal ad once................if your green and have more than 6% bodyfat, move on, if your a femalien (i.e. not casting candidate for Predator Requiem) move on..........

    PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TO MY BEHIND

    Terry

    Just kidding here, mostly
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    Jan 26, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
    Superman is an alien...

    I wouldn't mind being abducted by him...but probably the Smallville superman or the Brandon Routh one

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    or maybe the legion of superheroes one...the one from the future..

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    and I'm not sure about anal probing...I'm normally a top.
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    Jan 27, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    I have seen a few unidentified flying objects in my day. Christmas Day 1973... I am with my Mom, Dad and two sister on our way home from my Grandmother's house. It is around 9pm and dark. We encounter what can only be described as a bright green light that came over our vehicle, zoomed over to a large piece of open farm land, hovered just above the ground low enough for the bright green light to flood the ground. My Father wanted to check it out but my Mom was so freaked she screamed for him to keep driving. As we passed the object over the open farm land (it was about 1/4 mile away) give or take. It moved up from the ground and then shot off toward the sky. It was gone within seconds. It was not any plane or helicopter I had ever seen. Until this day my Mom will not speak about it. I think it really bothered her that in her mind she could not explain it.

    Most of my sitings were in the 70's when I would have been between the ages 8 and 17. No probing.
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:22 AM GMT
    I'm an alien.

    And I do not come in peace icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:24 AM GMT
    this is sooooo south park pilot episode. lol x