Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
I saw this in another thread and made me LAUGH. OUT. LOUD!!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! But seriously, I immediately had to wipe my tears when I remembered my own embarrassing mishaps in public.
Picture this - 1982 - I wore my new boots and went to a local pool hall. I was returning from the bar with a beer in each hand and was heading back to my friend who was just racking up the balls. I stepped on a patch of oil that was not buffed into the wooden floor and slid right under the pool table, beer flying everywhere. Needless to say, I was laughed right out of the bar.
A week later, thinking the impasse was forgotten, I returned to the bar. Two cute chicks stopped me and said, "Are you the guy that went under the pool table last week?"