Guys Who Give The Worst Oral Sex

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    Apr 12, 2010 2:04 AM GMT
    Hello everyone. How are you doing? (or as talk show host Wendy Williams says, "How u doin?" lol). I hope all of you are doing very well.

    All of you have heard this subject countless times, but most of my friends tell me that some of their boyfriends don't know how to give oral sex correctly, and that's a nightmare that you can wake up from (lol). This is also what I've always hated as well. I've also seen some bad and horrible all-male adult films with models who didn't even know how to give good head on camera, and that is very embarrassing.

    Steve, my deceased boyfriend, always knew how to give great oral sex, but without the hands (he didn't do all of the work though, as I was always happy to give back lol. I never used my hands at all, gag-free and choke-free, and that's how deepthroating should be done). People are always using their hands to hold the cock while sucking on it, and I'm thinking, "You call this giving good head? Give me a break!!!" Another thing I've always hated about guys who give bad oral sex is using their teeth (who does that?), and not being able to deepthroat (although with big and huge cocks, that can be very complicated to swallow, but it's all about the correct angle of the throat). These are huge turn-offs, in my personal opinion. There are even straight men who say, "This is my 1st time, I've never done this before" (GOOD LORD!!! NOT THE STRAIGHT GUYS!!!). I outta punch those guys faces (lol). However, there are people who are willing to train them in deepthroating, and that is what I never had the patience for (most guys will choke and gag on big cocks, but it's all about the angle of the throat).

    I definitely can't help but ask all of you this question:

    Have ever had encounters with other men who tell you, "I give great head," but turned out to be a different story? And were you willing to train them in the art of deepthroating?

    I can't wait to hear all of your stories on this one. This should be good (lol). Take excellent care.

    With regards, Edwin Williams - Chicago, IL
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    Apr 12, 2010 2:28 AM GMT
    I agree that there is a lot of bad head out there. icon_cry.gif

    But it is not about deepthroating to me. I don't particularly care to receive or give deepthroating. I've had very bad blowjobs where all the guy was into was swallowing my dick as far as possible. I don't want to be feeling the hard cartilage of their gullet.

    The best head, to me, involves masterful use of the tongue and the cheeks, concentrating closer to the head where it is most sensitive, not the shaft, and appropriate level of suction. And for god's sakes, if they can't keep their teeth out of the way, they should be kicked in the face.

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    Apr 12, 2010 7:03 AM GMT
    viveutvivas saidI agree that there is a lot of bad head out there. icon_cry.gif

    But it is not about deepthroating to me. I don't particularly care to receive or give deepthroating. I've had very bad blowjobs where all the guy was into was swallowing my dick as far as possible. I don't want to be feeling the hard cartilage of their gullet.

    The best head, to me, involves masterful use of the tongue and the cheeks, concentrating closer to the head where it is most sensitive, not the shaft, and appropriate level of suction. And for god's sakes, if they can't keep their teeth out of the way, they should be kicked in the face.




    I appreciate your honesty, and you're the very 1st person to say that deepthroating doesn't turn you on. Now that's what I call being real and upfront. I guess what it all boils down to is that everyone is different when it comes to giving or receiving head (I didn't even think to state that in my posting). And I agree with you 100% - if they can't get their teeth out of the way, they need to be slapped (lol). I will tell you the difference between a boyfriend and a real man. A boyfriend will tell you, "This is my 1st time, I've never done this before." A real man, SWALLOWS!!!! (lol). One of my other friends asserted that he had a good blow job by a guy with no teeth!!! Now that would be very interesting!
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    Apr 12, 2010 8:03 AM GMT
    viveutvivas said And for god's sakes, if they can't keep their teeth out of the way, they should be kicked in the face.


    Some of the best head that I've ever gotten has been from guys who don't have any teeth. Fucking amazing head!
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    Apr 12, 2010 8:08 AM GMT
    edwinwilliams2009 saidPeople are always using their hands to hold the cock while sucking on it, and I'm thinking, "You call this giving good head?


    I love when a guy gets his hands involved when sucking my dick. It just can't be a substitute for the mouth action, though. That's the sign of a lazy cocksucker who really doesn't dig cock more than life itself.

    I give mindblowing head that must be experienced to be believed, and I also make judicious use of my hands on the shaft and balls if I'm not working on the dude's nips or ass. Again, the hands can't be a substitute for mouth action.
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    Apr 12, 2010 8:23 AM GMT
    edwinwilliams2009 saidA real man, SWALLOWS!!!!


    When I'm getting brain, my cocksucker IS GOING TO SWALLOW and milk every last bit of my spuzz out of my balls, shaft, and piss slit. To show me anything less than complete savor of my nut is poor performance without invitation to return.

    I expect him to save enough in his mouth to snowball with me as well.

    When I'm giving head, I'm going to swallow. Nobody and nothing is going to get in my way to deprive me of sucking out even one bit of a hot oystery nut that I've worked hard to coax from some stud's balls. I'm gonna get it all. Normally, I'm a generous and giving kind of guy. But when it comes to sucking out a hard earned nut, I'm kind of greedy and selfish that way.

    Also, as an aside. Usually on a first date, if I'm taking a guy to lunch or out for a bite, I like to get the action going before we leave the house and have him suck me off (or I'll blow him). It's a great appetizer, I know he's hungry so he'll be more voracious going down on my meat. And, it makes the date go much smoother now that the first sex is out of the way. There's none of that walking on eggshells tension that's always there when you're both trying to be on your best behavior because you're both wondering if you're both ever going to have the chance to jump bone.

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan
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    Apr 12, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    I suck at giving head.
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    Apr 12, 2010 1:27 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI suck at giving head.


    From reading your profile, I can see why (no offense). However, you've given me another good topic to talk about in my next posting - Friends With Benefits And the People Who Love Them. I'll use the quote on your profile, "FWB's seem to last longer than 'relationships' for me." At least you're honest.
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    Apr 12, 2010 1:32 PM GMT
    I think the worst are ones who use the same technique on every guy, not realising that everyone is different and you should adapt accordingly, and be able to read the subtle visual/audio cues that tell you what they get off on.

    That goes for any kind of sex.

    I have had average/poor blowjobs and I'm sure they thought they were great at it. One I remember, I almost couldn't feel I was being blown at all. To me, they should have picked up on my lack of response and done something differently!

    Good head/good sex is about communication and reading the signals of your partner! I'm lucky my boyf gives amazing blowies! icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 12, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
    I think one of the worst ways to learn how to do oral is to watch gay porn. A porn vid is about exciting visuals, obviously, with lots of physical action. So you see furious head bobbing, and tongue licking all over the dick. Looks great on your TV, but that's not how to get a lot of guys to cum.

    A teasing lick is great foreplay, and I do it myself. And I'll bob my head if that's what the guy really wants, because in the final analysis it IS all about HIM. But if he'll let me, I do it my way, and I've never had a guy complain yet. On the contrary, I'm disappointed if he doesn't say it was the best BJ of his life.

    It's all about suction and grip. A man doesn't want lips lightly gliding up and down his shaft, he wants pressure and tightness. I hold a guy deep and almost immobile, moved back & forth only by the rise and fall of my sucking action. Difficult to keep the mouth wide open so the teeth are out of the way when sucking that hard, but doable with practice. A BJ done that way can be shattering. I do recommend everyone try it who hasn't already.
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    Apr 12, 2010 3:36 PM GMT
    [quote]A man doesn't want lips lightly gliding up and down his shaft, he wants pressure and tightness.[/quote]

    See, you've fallen into the same trap I was mentioning before. Don't TELL me what I want, or assume everyone wants the same. Personally I like a bit of variety and what worked well one yesterday may not be doing it for me today.
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    Apr 12, 2010 3:39 PM GMT
    GabeFletcher said[quote]A man doesn't want lips lightly gliding up and down his shaft, he wants pressure and tightness.


    See, you've fallen into the same trap I was mentioning before. Don't TELL me what I want, or assume everyone wants the same. Personally I like a bit of variety and what worked well one yesterday may not be doing it for me today.[/quote]

    I wrote above: "... in the final analysis it IS all about HIM."
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    Apr 12, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    When I'm getting brain, my cocksucker IS GOING TO SWALLOW and milk every last bit of my spuzz out of my balls, shaft, and piss slit. To show me anything less than complete savor of my nut is poor performance without invitation to return.

    I expect him to save enough in his mouth to snowball with me as well.

    When I'm giving head, I'm going to swallow. Nobody and nothing is going to get in my way to deprive me of sucking out even one bit of a hot oystery nut that I've worked hard to coax from some stud's balls. I'm gonna get it all. Normally, I'm a generous and giving kind of guy. But when it comes to sucking out a hard earned nut, I'm kind of greedy and selfish that way.


    Hmm! My thinking exactly!
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    Apr 12, 2010 5:22 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said

    It's all about suction and grip. A man doesn't want lips lightly gliding up and down his shaft, he wants pressure and tightness. I hold a guy deep and almost immobile, moved back & forth only by the rise and fall of my sucking action.


    Yeah, now you're talking!

    Can I come for a demo, purely for educational purposes of course? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    Red_Vespa said
    It's all about suction and grip. A man doesn't want lips lightly gliding up and down his shaft, he wants pressure and tightness. I hold a guy deep and almost immobile, moved back & forth only by the rise and fall of my sucking action.

    Yeah, now you're talking!

    Can I come for a demo, purely for educational purposes of course? icon_wink.gif

    No, my husband would not approve. But experimenting with a friend, each of you taking turns, could be instructive. After all, I was self-taught, based on what I liked for myself, and the feedback I got from the guys I blew. Knowing the basic principles involved, I'm quite sure you could accomplish the rest yourself. Remember, practice makes perfect. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    viveutvivas said
    Can I come for a demo, purely for educational purposes of course? icon_wink.gif

    No, my husband would not approve. But experimenting with a friend, each of you taking turns, could be instructive. After all, I was self-taught, based on what I liked for myself, and the feedback I got from the guys I blew. Knowing the basic principles involved, I'm quite sure you could accomplish the rest yourself. Remember, practice makes perfect. icon_biggrin.gif


    I was just joking, of course. I know I give great head from the reaction of the recipients. That embarrassed smile because they couldn't control the volume of their groaning. Those puppy eyes they look at you with after... icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 19, 2010 5:42 AM GMT
    I'm not great at it yet.

    Embarrassing to admit, but I have practiced on bananas. I can get it down, just can't keep it there.
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    Apr 19, 2010 6:03 AM GMT
    I wasn't always in to giving head, but I've found that I frick'n love it. I guess I had always been scared to do it much for all the reasons that you listed. After I read a very disturbing post from my ex about me and giving head. I didn't think I was bad at it, but I decided to read a book about it. It was called "going down". It's an easy read, LOL. I'm relaxed about it now and the comments I've gotten are quite the contrary to anything my ex said. I must have got something right, I'm usually hands free with my hands scooped behind the butt to thrust it in further. I'm loving my new found talents....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 19, 2010 6:44 AM GMT
    Gaydar saidI can get it down, just can't keep it there.


    Now practice moving the banana in and out. Also, practice opening/loosening and closing/tightening the muscles your throat around the banana without swallowing. Then, try twisiting your head (ear to shoulder) back and forth with the banana going in and out, while opening and closing your throat, and with light suction.

    I've received very positive feedback on this technique which combines four sensations simultaneously.

    Also, be careful doing this with a peeled banana. You might break off a piece and choke yourself to death. That would be a total buzz kill. Consider putting a condom over the peeled banana when you practice...

    ...or better yet ask one of the RJ members in your area to help you practice by providing a live piece of hard meat to work on. icon_twisted.gif

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    Apr 20, 2010 3:29 PM GMT
    Like kissing (or riding a bike...icon_biggrin.gif) if you can't do head well there is nothing I can teach you.

    Some guys attempt to cook (like me) and follow the recipe exactly but it still turns out badly. Some people are just lame with certain things.

    You either got it or don't.
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    Apr 24, 2010 1:13 AM GMT
    My boyfriend is horrible at giving head, but then again my mushroom head doesn't give him much of a choice but for his teeth to hit them sometimes. I however, have been told I am great at it...
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    Apr 24, 2010 2:41 AM GMT
    edwinwilliams2009 said
    paulflexes saidI suck at giving head.


    From reading your profile, I can see why (no offense). However, you've given me another good topic to talk about in my next posting - Friends With Benefits And the People Who Love Them. I'll use the quote on your profile, "FWB's seem to last longer than 'relationships' for me." At least you're honest.



    (no Offense) but your novel *cough* profile (edwinwilliams2009) needs to be reduced to a few sentences less than a short story.
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    Apr 24, 2010 6:15 PM GMT
    Dear god yes I have. One incident stands out vividly. Just before he went down on me he uttered, "You ready? It's gonna be good!" I've never had such a guarantee or such verbal confidence re: a blowjob. Inevitably it was horrible and painful. OUCH!

    One need not SAY that it'll be a good blowjob. Actions speak louder (and more accurately) than words!!
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    Apr 26, 2010 7:41 PM GMT
    The original post is so weird...full of aggression and intimidation down to even the enlarged bold font used, lol...wow...It's almost like "You will enjoy sex with me, OR ELSE!!" LOL

    But anyway, sex is all subjective...the OP likes giving and receiving oral sex a certain way...no big deal...I guarantee that there is someone out there that won't like aspects of your sex no matter who you are or how many people rave about it.

    Bad oral sex is all relative. I have known some guys that like a little teeth, some that like hands used, some that don't like deep throating, some that are sensitive around the testicles only, etc....

    To each his own...
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    Feb 21, 2011 2:20 AM GMT
    Dear Real Jock,

    Hello you ALL! I plan GREAT in the oral dept! Mine Famous oral guys goes crazy about is mine DTJ and its A hell better then a plan BJ or HJ by far! icon_twisted.gif

    BW