If your hot DOG BUN is LONGER than the HOT dog......

  • danisnotstr8

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    Apr 13, 2010 12:20 AM GMT
    ....do you eat the extra bread, or cut it off?
  • Timbales

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    Apr 13, 2010 12:24 AM GMT
    eat the bread, but it seldom happens to me

    one, since I very rarely eat them

    two, because when I do I go to a great place and the hotdogs are always longer than the bun
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    Apr 13, 2010 12:28 AM GMT
    I take a bigger first bite or fill the gap with onions, mustard and cheese
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    Apr 13, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    toss it to the dog
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    Apr 13, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    ..or you could just, ahem, massage the hot dog til it grows a little longesinamkf*&@^%(&~!@)( xxa....

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    Apr 13, 2010 2:17 AM GMT
    Wait... are we talking about food or low hanging balls?
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    Apr 13, 2010 3:04 AM GMT
    I would cut it off and put the clipping in a glass of water until it sprouted. Then I would plant it and grow a bun tree.
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    Apr 13, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    Actually, I call them hot dog ROLLS, not buns, which are for hamburgers. Evidence is provided in this old American folk song, in a foot-stomping, hand-clapping hoe-down beat:

    Hot Dog Rolls

    If... your...
    Hot dog roll is longer,
    Than the hot dog that's inside,
    Do you stretch that doggie longer,
    Do you toss that roll aside?

    Do... you...
    Trim that roll with slices,
    Do you nibble it with teeth,
    Can you make some hot dog splices,
    Can you find a better sheath?

    Can... you...
    Care a wiener's hidin',
    If it doesn't stick right out,
    When you feel it inside slidin',
    When you cover it with kraut?

    When... you...
    Eat up all your wiener,
    And there's nothin' left but crumbs,
    Take a rest in your recliner,
    Take another dose of Tums.

    Take... a...
    Little bit of advice,
    It's no matter what the size,
    That a hot dog can be still nice,
    That is hidden from your eyes.
    That a hot dog can be still nice,
    That is hidden... from your... eyes. YEE-HAH!


    (OK, not an old American folk song, I just made that up icon_redface.gif )
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    Apr 14, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidWait... are we talking about food or low hanging balls?


    He did present the choices of "eat it" or "cut it off". I can imagine the first option for both, but the second might be a bit cruel...
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    Apr 14, 2010 3:31 PM GMT
    Damn . . . I was going to say something about the metaphorical implications here, but Red Vespa has just met the world's metaphor quota for centuries to come. That was incredible. And I square danced as I read, I'm not ashamed.
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    Apr 14, 2010 3:32 PM GMT
    I march right back into the supermarket and throw a tantrum.
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    Apr 14, 2010 5:27 PM GMT
    gumbosolo saidDamn . . . I was going to say something about the metaphorical implications here, but Red Vespa has just met the world's metaphor quota for centuries to come. That was incredible. And I square danced as I read, I'm not ashamed.

    ::: BLUSH ::: I love to write silly song lyrics, post them here all the time, along with limericks. Everybody's gotta have a hobby... icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 14, 2010 5:47 PM GMT
    Is this about circumcision?
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    Apr 14, 2010 5:52 PM GMT
    Yeah I was trying to figure out if he literally meant hotdogs.

    In any case, I hate extra bun and usually just get rid of it/give it to the dog/feed it to the birds/throw it away.
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    Apr 14, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    I thought he was referring to dick being too long for someone's rectum icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 14, 2010 6:26 PM GMT
    tryandbuy saidI thought he was referring to dick being too long for someone's rectum icon_eek.gif


    I thought it was about a short dicked dude trying to do an ass...

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    Apr 14, 2010 6:27 PM GMT
    more importantly...WTF is with 10 buns in a package but only 8 dogs?
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    Apr 14, 2010 6:33 PM GMT
    diiirrty! lol
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    Apr 14, 2010 6:53 PM GMT
    FRONT2BACK saidmore importantly...WTF is with 10 buns in a package but only 8 dogs?


    There is room to open 2 the wrong way, or room for 2 vegetarians to join your bbq???
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    Apr 14, 2010 7:14 PM GMT
    I just buy the bun length one . And as for boys , If your ass is bigger them mine . I just don't go there . icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 15, 2010 5:03 AM GMT
    I dig eating the buns all by themselves.
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    Apr 15, 2010 2:14 PM GMT
    I can't help feeling this is some sort of oral sex and foreskin metaphor...

    Like, a 'bun' longer than the 'dog' means a long droopy foreskin, and do you like to play with it or just peel it fully back...is that what you meant?

    I mostly have the opposite problem in that I am uncut but my foreskin isn't quite long enough for my penis (when it's warm!) so you see a bit of the head peeking out!
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    Apr 15, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
    FRONT2BACK saidmore importantly...WTF is with 10 buns in a package but only 8 dogs?

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    Apr 15, 2010 2:48 PM GMT
    FRONT2BACK saidmore importantly...WTF is with 10 buns in a package but only 8 dogs?


    The other two just like to watch.
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    Apr 15, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
    gumbosolo saidDamn . . . I was going to say something about the metaphorical implications here, but Red Vespa has just met the world's metaphor quota for centuries to come. That was incredible. And I square danced as I read, I'm not ashamed.

    BTW, I wrote some lyrics late last year, when a member was waxing rhapsodic about Bleu Cheese. A sample of the original melody is also provided in each case, although the Annie Get Your Gun revival on YouTube takes some liberties with the original Berlin that I chose not to strictly follow.

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