For all you "Handy" men out there...

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    Jan 25, 2008 11:08 PM GMT
    Gotta love Sweden...

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    Jan 26, 2008 12:00 AM GMT
    Well there's 2:41 I'll never get back. LOL!
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    Jan 26, 2008 1:23 AM GMT
    I have a tool fetish, but I don't think I need one that talks back to me. I will stick to the old fashioned claw hammer my daddy gave me.
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    Jan 26, 2008 4:11 AM GMT
    Wow, it's all there.

    The excitation:

    Getting nailed
    Getting hammered
    Getting drilled
    The allusion to fist-fucking (handy-man)

    The disenchantment:

    Licking the phallic knife
    The vagina dentata in the toothy mouth of the hammer

    The death of Eros:

    The phallic sword caught in the thong-- an
    allusion to impotency as "things went wrong."
    Similarly, the hammer slips on the thumb. (In a certain
    area of Italy, the thumb represents the penis
    in a ritual in praise of Priapus, the very hung
    Roman god.)
    The retracting tape measure, signifying the loss of
    desire in the metaphor of the shrinking penis


    A very sad but familiar story.




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    Jan 26, 2008 4:21 AM GMT
    Doc, I think your allusions are lost in the aisles of the hardware store .. unless maybe you go to a "gay" Ace Hardware.

    obscenewish saidWow, it's all there.
    (In a certain area of Italy, the thumb represents the penis
    Uhhh, thumb? Speak for yourself!
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    Jan 26, 2008 4:59 AM GMT
    It's an old symbol. Insert your thumb between your first and third finger. It forms an image of the penis and is used in some areas as a gesture to ward off bad luck, which was one of the roles of Priapus and his huge cock.

    Perhaps you have a small thumb?

    (Oh, the thumb was substituted for an actual penis image in the ritual as a compromise with the holy fathers of the Catholic faith.)

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    Jan 27, 2008 7:33 AM GMT
    Like mother like son? icon_eek.gif

    Ahaha!

    (don't ask)
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    Jan 27, 2008 7:44 AM GMT
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    Jan 27, 2008 7:48 AM GMT
    What? Yes it is... or at least it is for me...