Worst movie ever awards!

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    Jan 26, 2008 8:08 AM GMT
    OK, I have seen the thread about everyone's favorite movies (I have to many to name just one btw) but I want to know, in your own opinion, what was the WORST movie you ever saw?

    Mine would have to be Cabin Fever. Absoultly horrible plot (if you could call it one) and the acting made me wanna plunge the straw from my drink into my ear drums and my car keys into my eyes.
  • art_smass

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    Jan 26, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
    Color of Night with Bruce Willis was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. The only thing that made it even remotely watchable was a cameo by the dreamy Scott Bakula. Unfortunately, his character was murdered in the first five minutes.
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    Jan 26, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
    No contest:

    "The Dark" with William DeVane and Cathy Lee Crosby.

    It was first released as a slasher movie, and was so panned in the previews that the prints were recalled. "ET" and the whole outer space thing was hitting big, so they added some special effects, shot a couple more scenes, and released it as an outer-space slasher movie.

    Truly wretched, it does have one redeemable moment - an uncredited appearance as a Maitre d' whose only line was cut - but whose closeup remained - by a young and very stupid PSBigJoey.

    Do NOT watch this movie. You will turn to stone.

    J.
  • Grimlock

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    Jan 26, 2008 4:21 PM GMT
    Street Fighter The Movie and Wing Commander
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    Jan 26, 2008 4:50 PM GMT
    "Alien Vs Predator"

    -I love Alien and Aliens (the other Alien movies weren't that good)

    -I love Predator

    This movie could have been awesome... but it was so lame. Paul WS Anderson is a total Tool.
  • irishkcguy

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    Jan 26, 2008 5:13 PM GMT
    "Armageddon" is the worst movie I have ever paid my own money to see (there is always some really crap film on cable or DVD that never got a theatrical release). It was one of the few movies that I had to get up and leave. Absolutely horrible in every way.
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    Jan 26, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    Glitter followed closely by Gigli. The first 10 minutes of each made me want to put my head in a drill press to relieve the impending aneurysm.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jan 26, 2008 5:51 PM GMT
    Anything with David Spade or Rob Scheider.
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Jan 26, 2008 6:04 PM GMT
    Hmm...worst is a bit too difficult...some of the worst, however:

    Transformers (2007) - what a piece of cinematic trash. It is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen, on multiple levels (its misguided focus on its human stories; the bucketloads of unnecessary characters and scenes; its messy and way-too-glitzy CGI) and one of a handful of movies where I have seriously contemplated leaving the theater.

    Robo Vampire - an unfortunate love-child of the double feature in Hong Kong, this film hammers together one story about a cybernetic man fighting a Chinese vampire menace and another story about Hong Kong anti-drug agents and their generic action sequences with organized crime (the dubbed dialogue establishes that the drugs are smuggled inside the vampire coffins; I do not recall that this was ever verified visually in the film).
    For more info check out Mania DVD

    The Alpha Incident (1977) - by far, this is one of the most boring, uninteresting films I've ever had the displeasure of watching (I stopped half-way because I was unable to take any more of its mind-numbing lack of action). Even when something happens in the film, it's still the equivalent of nothing at all. The bland acting does nada to save this motionless motion picture.
    For more info check out IMDB (apparently there is gore in the movie; I must have dropped out to soon as I found the movie to have more snore [puns away!])
  • Alan95823

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    Jan 26, 2008 6:39 PM GMT
    Easy one: Battlefield Earth
  • RSportsguy

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    Jan 26, 2008 9:16 PM GMT
    "Eyes Wide Shut"! I knew this guy at work who told me that it was great and Stanley Kubrick was a genius! I sat through that whole debacle waiting for something to happen besides seeing Tom Cruise walk the streets of New York and listen to that horrible music playing in the background. Of course when I told my coworker about how I disliked it, he said that I probably did not understand it. icon_mad.gif
    I told him that neither did most of the audience that actually stayed for the whole movie. The general mood of the people walking out of the theater was that it was horrible.
  • luvs2travel

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    Jan 26, 2008 9:33 PM GMT
    Pretty Woman. Julia Roberts turns my stomach.
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    Jan 27, 2008 1:56 AM GMT
    that movie dennis rodman and jean claude van damme was in was really horrible, i was around 10 when i saw it and it even bored me to tears back then and walked out of the movies

    exorcist: the beginning, was completely crap. had free tickets to go with a friend and had the common sense to bring a bottle of vodka in and still left halfway through the movie

    hills have eyes 2
    resident evil 3: apocalypse
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    Jan 27, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
    NickoftheNorth said
    Transformers (2007)

    Robo Vampire


    You have to admit, the last scene where the dork boy makes love to the unattainable girl on the hood of a transformer, was the ultimate fanboy jerk off fantasy.

    But Robo Vampire was brilliantly horrible. It went so far to the side of horrid that it went around to awesome. I am glad someone else has seen that though.

    My submission is Turkish Star Wars. It is a Turkish sci-fi thriller with poorly dubbed scenes pirated from Star Wars spliced in. You can see all of it for free at the link.
  • irishkcguy

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    Jan 27, 2008 2:19 AM GMT
    I am with Nick on Transformers, worst movie I saw in 2007. Giant robots that can transform into cars search for a pair of glasses. Wow. Of course, I don't see everything and I have gotten to a point where I don't see things that get trashed by the critics --why waste the time and money of seeing something you know will suck.
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    Jan 27, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
    I almost forgot to respond to this one .. but yeah a movie called Querelle http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084565/. I rented it from netflix after just reading a brief description. They should use this in interrogations .. frankly I would rather go through water-boarding. Serious! rent it .. I DARE YOU!
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    Jan 27, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
    Almost forgot the tagline from IMdb .. "It will take you into a surreal world of passion and sexuality, further than most would dare to go." ... Damn! they got that right!
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    Jan 27, 2008 2:34 AM GMT
    Freakyninjamonkey saidMine would have to be Cabin Fever. Absoultly horrible plot (if you could call it one)...


    ...sir...this movie is supposed to be cheesy and campy....i mean the "pancakes" scene alone should have been enough to realize that. I would never say its great cinema - but it is a decent and fun flick.

    For worst film I have ever seen, I would have to say 21 Grams. I have NEVER fallen asleep watching the first 10 minutes of a film and slept all the way through only to wake up to the menu screen. I have done this every single time I watch this film and am beginning to believe that they have some subliminal waves going into my brain. It sucks by default.
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    Jan 27, 2008 5:02 AM GMT
    Mine would have to be "The Outdoorsters", well it was renamed to "When Nature Calls" from 1985. Here is the link http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090314/

    It was so bad we walked out in the middle of the movie and asked for our money back. There was an older lady talking with the theater manager when we walked out to the lobby. She was letting him have it for allowing such a horrible movie to be played in the theater. There was more drama and comedy going on in the lobby than we saw in half of this movie. What a joke this was. icon_eek.gif

    Anytime they have to rename a movie you should never even think about seeing it. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 27, 2008 7:41 AM GMT
    Atonement!!! urg, waste of time!
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    Jan 27, 2008 10:14 AM GMT
    irishkcguy said"Armageddon" is the worst movie I have ever paid my own money to see (there is always some really crap film on cable or DVD that never got a theatrical release). It was one of the few movies that I had to get up and leave. Absolutely horrible in every way.


    I'm with you irish...
    I wanted so bad for that comet to land on Bruce Willis
  • kew1

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    Jan 27, 2008 10:32 AM GMT
    "The Green Slime" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064393/

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/
    on video,thankfully I didn't see this 30ft high.

    Super competent medical doctor Lisa grapples with the concept underlying a ‘quarantine’, not to mention the phrase ‘I understand’:

    Lisa: "Jack, are we really in quarantine?"
    Rankin: "That’s the order.
    Lisa: "But what about my patients?! They need treatment they can’t get up here! They should be sent down [to Earth]."
    Rankin: "It’s absolutely out of the question. Lisa, don’t you realize that if one drop of the creature’s blood or whatever it is got to the Earth, that would be the end of all of us?"
    Lisa: "Jack, I understand. But it might be their only chance!"
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    Jan 27, 2008 10:37 AM GMT
    artsmmassColor of Night with Bruce Willis was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. The only thing that made it even remotely watchable was a cameo by the dreamy Scott Bakula. Unfortunately, his character was murdered in the first five minutes.


    Ha, my friends and I used to watch this movie over and over and over as our own personal cult classic. Back in high school, I could recite every line of every scene. Nothing beats Leslie Ann Warren as kleptomaniac nymphomaniac and Jane March as the mysterious "Rose" - I mean "Bonnie" - I mean...

    As for recent movies, "Juno" hands-down gets the award for the biggest case of the emporer's crappy new clothes - what an example of bad, self-consciously "witty," precious writing. Hated it!
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    Jan 27, 2008 12:23 PM GMT
    Did anyone see "Reign of Fire", total POS, even the combined hottness of Christian Bale and Gerard Butler couldn't save this one..
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    Jan 27, 2008 12:41 PM GMT
    My bf and I both hated "Constantine" we both still make jokes about how bad it was.

    The only good thing about that movie was when he put his arm around me in the movie theatre and everyone around us stared, that was funny.