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Worst movie ever awards!
Freakyninjamo... Posts: 547	Jan 26, 2008 8:08 AM GMT Quote OK, I have seen the thread about everyone's favorite movies (I have to many to name just one btw) but I want to know, in your own opinion, what was the WORST movie you ever saw? Mine would have to be Cabin Fever. Absoultly horrible plot (if you could call it one) and the acting made me wanna plunge the straw from my drink into my ear drums and my car keys into my eyes.

art_smass Posts: 744	Jan 26, 2008 3:40 PM GMT Quote Color of Night with Bruce Willis was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. The only thing that made it even remotely watchable was a cameo by the dreamy Scott Bakula. Unfortunately, his character was murdered in the first five minutes.
Hidden/Deleted Member	Jan 26, 2008 4:05 PM GMT Quote No contest: "The Dark" with William DeVane and Cathy Lee Crosby. It was first released as a slasher movie, and was so panned in the previews that the prints were recalled. "ET" and the whole outer space thing was hitting big, so they added some special effects, shot a couple more scenes, and released it as an outer-space slasher movie. Truly wretched, it does have one redeemable moment - an uncredited appearance as a Maitre d' whose only line was cut - but whose closeup remained - by a young and very stupid PSBigJoey. Do NOT watch this movie. You will turn to stone. J.
mh2023 Posts: 29	Jan 26, 2008 4:21 PM GMT Quote Street Fighter The Movie and Wing Commander
WyoLifter Posts: 155	Jan 26, 2008 4:50 PM GMT Quote "Alien Vs Predator" -I love Alien and Aliens (the other Alien movies weren't that good) -I love Predator This movie could have been awesome... but it was so lame. Paul WS Anderson is a total Tool.
NNJfitandbi Posts: 989	Jan 26, 2008 4:52 PM GMT Quote Liquid Sky 80s f***ed up movie.
irishkcguy Posts: 261	Jan 26, 2008 5:13 PM GMT Quote "Armageddon" is the worst movie I have ever paid my own money to see (there is always some really crap film on cable or DVD that never got a theatrical release). It was one of the few movies that I had to get up and leave. Absolutely horrible in every way.
RBY71 Posts: 1561	Jan 26, 2008 5:15 PM GMT Quote Glitter followed closely by Gigli. The first 10 minutes of each made me want to put my head in a drill press to relieve the impending aneurysm.
cowboyathlete Posts: 201	Jan 26, 2008 5:51 PM GMT Quote Anything with David Spade or Rob Scheider.
NickoftheNort... Posts: 753	Jan 26, 2008 6:04 PM GMT Quote Hmm...worst is a bit too difficult...some of the worst, however: Transformers (2007) - what a piece of cinematic trash. It is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen, on multiple levels (its misguided focus on its human stories; the bucketloads of unnecessary characters and scenes; its messy and way-too-glitzy CGI) and one of a handful of movies where I have seriously contemplated leaving the theater. Robo Vampire - an unfortunate love-child of the double feature in Hong Kong, this film hammers together one story about a cybernetic man fighting a Chinese vampire menace and another story about Hong Kong anti-drug agents and their generic action sequences with organized crime (the dubbed dialogue establishes that the drugs are smuggled inside the vampire coffins; I do not recall that this was ever verified visually in the film). For more info check out Mania DVD The Alpha Incident (1977) - by far, this is one of the most boring, uninteresting films I've ever had the displeasure of watching (I stopped half-way because I was unable to take any more of its mind-numbing lack of action). Even when something happens in the film, it's still the equivalent of nothing at all. The bland acting does nada to save this motionless motion picture. For more info check out IMDB (apparently there is gore in the movie; I must have dropped out to soon as I found the movie to have more snore [puns away!])
Alan95823 Posts: 305	Jan 26, 2008 6:39 PM GMT Quote Easy one: Battlefield Earth
RSportsguy Posts: 327	Jan 26, 2008 9:16 PM GMT Quote "Eyes Wide Shut"! I knew this guy at work who told me that it was great and Stanley Kubrick was a genius! I sat through that whole debacle waiting for something to happen besides seeing Tom Cruise walk the streets of New York and listen to that horrible music playing in the background. Of course when I told my coworker about how I disliked it, he said that I probably did not understand it. I told him that neither did most of the audience that actually stayed for the whole movie. The general mood of the people walking out of the theater was that it was horrible.
luvs2travel Posts: 35	Jan 26, 2008 9:33 PM GMT Quote Pretty Woman. Julia Roberts turns my stomach.
jim_e Posts: 227	Jan 27, 2008 1:56 AM GMT Quote that movie dennis rodman and jean claude van damme was in was really horrible, i was around 10 when i saw it and it even bored me to tears back then and walked out of the movies exorcist: the beginning, was completely crap. had free tickets to go with a friend and had the common sense to bring a bottle of vodka in and still left halfway through the movie hills have eyes 2 resident evil 3: apocalypse
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1283	Jan 27, 2008 1:57 AM GMT Quote NickoftheNorth said Transformers (2007) Robo Vampire You have to admit, the last scene where the dork boy makes love to the unattainable girl on the hood of a transformer, was the ultimate fanboy jerk off fantasy. But Robo Vampire was brilliantly horrible. It went so far to the side of horrid that it went around to awesome. I am glad someone else has seen that though. My submission is Turkish Star Wars. It is a Turkish sci-fi thriller with poorly dubbed scenes pirated from Star Wars spliced in. You can see all of it for free at the link.
irishkcguy Posts: 261	Jan 27, 2008 2:19 AM GMT Quote I am with Nick on Transformers, worst movie I saw in 2007. Giant robots that can transform into cars search for a pair of glasses. Wow. Of course, I don't see everything and I have gotten to a point where I don't see things that get trashed by the critics --why waste the time and money of seeing something you know will suck.
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1510	Jan 27, 2008 2:30 AM GMT Quote I almost forgot to respond to this one .. but yeah a movie called Querelle http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084565/. I rented it from netflix after just reading a brief description. They should use this in interrogations .. frankly I would rather go through water-boarding. Serious! rent it .. I DARE YOU!
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1510	Jan 27, 2008 2:33 AM GMT Quote Almost forgot the tagline from IMdb .. "It will take you into a surreal world of passion and sexuality, further than most would dare to go." ... Damn! they got that right!
LaSalle04 Posts: 296	Jan 27, 2008 2:34 AM GMT Quote Freakyninjamonkey saidMine would have to be Cabin Fever. Absoultly horrible plot (if you could call it one)... ...sir...this movie is supposed to be cheesy and campy....i mean the "pancakes" scene alone should have been enough to realize that. I would never say its great cinema - but it is a decent and fun flick. For worst film I have ever seen, I would have to say 21 Grams. I have NEVER fallen asleep watching the first 10 minutes of a film and slept all the way through only to wake up to the menu screen. I have done this every single time I watch this film and am beginning to believe that they have some subliminal waves going into my brain. It sucks by default.
Bear321 Posts: 230	Jan 27, 2008 5:02 AM GMT Quote Mine would have to be "The Outdoorsters", well it was renamed to "When Nature Calls" from 1985. Here is the link http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090314/ It was so bad we walked out in the middle of the movie and asked for our money back. There was an older lady talking with the theater manager when we walked out to the lobby. She was letting him have it for allowing such a horrible movie to be played in the theater. There was more drama and comedy going on in the lobby than we saw in half of this movie. What a joke this was. Anytime they have to rename a movie you should never even think about seeing it.
Rusty_19 Posts: 15	Jan 27, 2008 7:41 AM GMT Quote Atonement!!! urg, waste of time!
GQjock Posts: 2418	Jan 27, 2008 10:14 AM GMT Quote irishkcguy said"Armageddon" is the worst movie I have ever paid my own money to see (there is always some really crap film on cable or DVD that never got a theatrical release). It was one of the few movies that I had to get up and leave. Absolutely horrible in every way. I'm with you irish... I wanted so bad for that comet to land on Bruce Willis
kew1 Posts: 76	Jan 27, 2008 10:32 AM GMT Quote "The Green Slime" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064393/ http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/ on video,thankfully I didn't see this 30ft high. Super competent medical doctor Lisa grapples with the concept underlying a ‘quarantine’, not to mention the phrase ‘I understand’: Lisa: "Jack, are we really in quarantine?" Rankin: "That’s the order. Lisa: "But what about my patients?! They need treatment they can’t get up here! They should be sent down [to Earth]." Rankin: "It’s absolutely out of the question. Lisa, don’t you realize that if one drop of the creature’s blood or whatever it is got to the Earth, that would be the end of all of us?" Lisa: "Jack, I understand. But it might be their only chance!"
Hidden/Deleted Member	Jan 27, 2008 10:37 AM GMT Quote artsmmassColor of Night with Bruce Willis was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. The only thing that made it even remotely watchable was a cameo by the dreamy Scott Bakula. Unfortunately, his character was murdered in the first five minutes. Ha, my friends and I used to watch this movie over and over and over as our own personal cult classic. Back in high school, I could recite every line of every scene. Nothing beats Leslie Ann Warren as kleptomaniac nymphomaniac and Jane March as the mysterious "Rose" - I mean "Bonnie" - I mean... As for recent movies, "Juno" hands-down gets the award for the biggest case of the emporer's crappy new clothes - what an example of bad, self-consciously "witty," precious writing. Hated it!
Lapinblanc Posts: 166	Jan 27, 2008 12:23 PM GMT Quote Did anyone see "Reign of Fire", total POS, even the combined hottness of Christian Bale and Gerard Butler couldn't save this one..
Hidden/Deleted Member	Jan 27, 2008 12:41 PM GMT Quote My bf and I both hated "Constantine" we both still make jokes about how bad it was. The only good thing about that movie was when he put his arm around me in the movie theatre and everyone around us stared, that was funny.
art_smass Posts: 744	Jan 27, 2008 3:49 PM GMT Quote It's funny that innerathlete loved Color of Night as a bad movie and that RBY71 hated Glitter. I watched both with my jaw gaping, dumbfound by their utter stupidity. However, I got attached to Glitter, purchased the DVD, and watched it over and over again just to revel in its awfulness, much like innerathlete did with Color of Night. The psychic songwriting scene in Glitter might just be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Anyway, I should give Color of Night another chance. Maybe it's the Glitter of erotic thrillers, after all.
gymguy1 Posts: 620	Jan 27, 2008 5:17 PM GMT Quote The worst movie by far is Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. It was a toss up between this movie and Friday. I wanted Friday but caved in to see this movie because they were my friends tickets. I couldnt even tell you want the movie was about. The action sucked and the plot was ridiculous.
bigguysf Posts: 198	Jan 27, 2008 5:25 PM GMT Quote After yesterday, I would say "Cloverfield"!
NickoftheNort... Posts: 753	Jan 27, 2008 5:56 PM GMT Quote re: MunchingZombie Exactly(!), and that is all the film aspired to be. Her character aggravated me for that reason; the only reason she was in the movie was to be the perfect fan-boy fantasy object (good-looking, expert car mechanic, and ever-so-charmed by fan-boy's introverted "charm")...p-uke. I'd much rather have a Willow Rosenberg, a Veronica Mars, or even a Cordelia Chase thank-you-very-much. Or even Anne "formerly-known-as-Chanterelle-before-learning-that-chanterelle-is-a-kind-of-fungus." Transformers: The [animated] Movie was far better in terms of structure, its focus-on-robots, and its then-appropriate 1980's synth-rock. I had had my fill of so-awful-it's-wonderous cinema prior to seeing Robo Vampire, so I just found it awful. Granted, I've probably had more than my fill of YHWH-awful movies and will probably receive even more. Ella Enchanted is a movie I had to stop watching after ten minutes. My submissive side was psyched to see it based on its premise...then the film failed to keep up its consistency with the she-must-do-as-told-physics-be-damned gimmick. And sheesh...I thought these new twist-on-fairy-tales films (such as Ella and Shrek) were supposed to be provocative and edgy. The most provocative and enjoyable fantasy film I've seen of late was Stardust. Simply enjoyable and with a fabulous Robert de Niro. re: irishkcguy While I like reading movie reviews, I don't necessarily trust them and try to watch films regardless of their reviews; however, I am increasingly determined to stop watching upon determining that a particular movie is not to my liking. For example, after seeing Transformers I sought out online professional reviews so that I could revel in its well-deserved bashing. It was with some disappointment that I then only found jubliant reviews that praised the film (including good ol' Ebert).
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1510	Jan 27, 2008 6:20 PM GMT Quote GQjock saidirishkcguy said "Armageddon" is the worst movie I have ever paid my own money to see (there is always some really crap film on cable or DVD that never got a theatrical release). It was one of the few movies that I had to get up and leave. Absolutely horrible in every way. I'm with you irish... I wanted so bad for that comet to land on Bruce Willis Well hey, he blew himself up on the comet, does that count?
UldF Posts: 12	Jan 27, 2008 6:33 PM GMT Quote Hey active and fit, You should give "Querelle" a second chance. It happens to be one of the most difficult Fassbinder’s film.
swimbikerun Posts: 491	Jan 27, 2008 6:36 PM GMT Quote "The Three Faces of Eve" is pretty bad and corny. Strange that it seemed acceptable to slap mentally ill women.
art_smass Posts: 744	Jan 27, 2008 8:57 PM GMT Quote Slapping people in general should be more socially acceptable.
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1510	Jan 27, 2008 10:20 PM GMT Quote UldF saidHey active and fit, You should give "Querelle" a second chance. It happens to be one of the most difficult Fassbinder’s film. I can agree with the word difficult. I hope I did not insult something you like, but the notion of watching it again makes me want to curl up into a little ball in the corner and wimper like a puppy. lol
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 858	Jan 27, 2008 11:33 PM GMT Quote Damn, there are so many, but the worst have seen in a long time: "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" w/ Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson
bgcat57 Posts: 623	Jan 28, 2008 12:18 AM GMT Quote I've seen so many of the movies that have been mentioned and I thought I'd qualify this by saying that I thought this was a really bad movie, not the movie that I hated most. There are really bad movies that are a blast to see. The truly bad film has no redeeming characteristics (including 'camp value'). I'd add the "Great Expectations" remake with Ethan Hawke, Gyneth Paltrow, Ann Bancroft and Robert DiNiro. I sat in the theater with my sister watching this tripe and within 20 minutes, we were talking at the screen (MST3K style) and laughing our heads off. We'd paid for it and by God we were going to get SOME entertainment out of it.
Hidden/Deleted Member	Jan 28, 2008 12:38 AM GMT Quote Ok, I have one i dont think i saw mentioned that i think deserves mentioning. . . War of the world (new one). Me and my friends laughed throughout this movie, particularly when we were not ment to. . . it was bad I would also agree that transformers was not good. . . . at all.
RSportsguy Posts: 327	Jan 28, 2008 12:48 AM GMT Quote jacksonsgym saidOk, I have one i dont think i saw mentioned that i think deserves mentioning. . . War of the world (new one). Me and my friends laughed throughout this movie, particularly when we were not ment to. . . it was bad I would also agree that transformers was not good. . . . at all. I agree with you here Jackson!! SPOILER ALERT----------------------------------- When he arrived at his in laws and everyone was safe I almost laughed out loud in the theater!! The son was very resourceful too as he beat them there!!
UldF Posts: 12	Jan 28, 2008 12:59 AM GMT Quote Hey ActiveAndFit, I happen to love everything Fassbinder did, including e most of all Querelle, but don't you worry man, no harm done. I love to hate David Lynch and I would like to add Lost Highway to the list. Damn, I hate this movie!
cowboyathlete Posts: 201	Jan 29, 2008 9:58 PM GMT Quote jacksonsgym saidOk, I have one i dont think i saw mentioned that i think deserves mentioning. . . War of the world (new one). Me and my friends laughed throughout this movie, particularly when we were not ment to. . . it was bad I would also agree that transformers was not good. . . . at all. War Of The Worlds remake had me so pissed, it is the one movie where I will deliberately reveal the final scene. When it hit, I was prepared to demand a refund and an apology from Spielberg.
dhinkansas Posts: 338	Jan 29, 2008 10:12 PM GMT Quote I don't know if it was the worst ever, but the Halloween remake last fall by Rob Zombie was bad bad bad and nowhere near the classic of the original.
Warren Posts: 98	Jan 29, 2008 10:19 PM GMT Quote I'm surprised there have been no mention of "The Core." that's right, we stopped the internal rotation of the earth and now we're gonna restart it by burrowing down to the core and exploding nuclear bombs..... in a ship made of... wait for it UNOBTANIUM! its so rare, its unobtainable... get it???? Also high on my list are the Underworld movies (cat-like werewolves? wtf?), The Avengers movie (with Sean Connery no less...), 50% of the new comic book movies (Hulk, Daredevil, Elektra, The Punisher, etc)...
art_smass Posts: 744	Jan 30, 2008 5:30 AM GMT Quote I went to see The Day After Tomorrow by myself one boring night, and I found myself laughing out loud -- until the people behind me told me to shut up, that is. I guess they found it to be compelling. The only other time I laughed throughout a movie that wasn't a comedy was when I saw Dirty Dancing. I realized that I wasn't watching an intentionally funny movie when everyone else in the audience cheered when Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey did "the lift."
cronker Posts: 551	Jan 30, 2008 5:37 AM GMT Quote Powder JUST WOEFUL.
irishkcguy Posts: 261	Jan 30, 2008 6:07 AM GMT Quote War of the Worlds is the worst movie Spielberg has made in a long time, maybe ever. What was up with all the 9/11 imagery in it? I had kind of the same reaction to Cloverfield. It's a silly monster smashes up New York movie, why do we need to be reminded of 9/11???
RBY71 Posts: 1561	Jan 30, 2008 6:09 AM GMT Quote My ex and I got kicked out of the theater when we saw American Psycho because I was laughing so hard. He was very cross with me afterwards.
irishkcguy Posts: 261	Jan 30, 2008 6:11 AM GMT Quote RBY71: American Psycho is supposed to be funny. It's a black comedy satirizing the 80s. Why would they kick you out? It's like getting kicked out for laughing at Blazing Saddles.
mylifemypain Posts: 28	Jan 30, 2008 6:29 AM GMT Quote Blair Witch Project The worst ending I've ever seen was from AI
RBY71 Posts: 1561	Jan 30, 2008 6:31 AM GMT Quote irishkcguy saidRBY71: American Psycho is supposed to be funny. It's a black comedy satirizing the 80s. Why would they kick you out? It's like getting kicked out for laughing at Blazing Saddles. Evidently I was the only one who got it.
cronker Posts: 551	Jan 30, 2008 6:40 AM GMT Quote I must agree that Glitter was excrutiatingly painful to sit through. That psychic songwriting left me wondering whether to laugh or be deeply embarrassed for everyone involved. I'm sure the boyfriend was pleased to get shot before the end of that dire wasted of celluloid. Vanilla Sky - why? Just why? Catwoman - perhaps the most stupid, bizarre excuse for a plot ever foisted upon an unsuspecting audience. Halle Berry should have never been allowed to receive an Oscar nomination for anything else she involved herself in until she repented her sins on this stinker.
Hidden/Deleted Member	Jan 30, 2008 6:55 AM GMT Quote Stuff like this is always subjective but for me personally I gotta go with THE HOURS. One of, if not the darkest dank movies I've ever seen. I always thought Meryl Streep could play any role. Found out there is one glitch. She doesn't make a believable Lesi. Slightly related to the worst movie ever but not the worst over all is the subject of worst ending of a movie. Cold Mountain. I went through that entire journey and the writers did that? They honestly thought I'd be satisfied just cause she got pregnant? I could have kicked their creative asses for that ending. I no longer watch Nicole Kidman movies.
BodhiT Posts: 45	Jan 30, 2008 7:09 AM GMT Quote I must also agree that Glitter sucked. My friend loves Mariah, and I just about killed him when he paid for me to go watch it with him. Hhhmmm.....what are some other bad movies? You got served. The end was especially horrific. Pulse, both Japanese and American. Some people may hate me for mentioning this movie...Latter Days.
Elderthlas Posts: 37	Jan 30, 2008 7:31 AM GMT Quote Bloodhunters...the new flick with Lucy Liu. The movie was DISCUSTING!! I mean vampires are supposed to be badass-es and Lucy Liu is a freaking super hero and she gets knocked out like SEVEN TIMES!? What the hell godzilla!! the plot was so bad and slow...eck makes me wish I take back the grooling (yup grooling) three hours of my life back...
Sedative Posts: 3483	Jan 30, 2008 10:50 AM GMT Quote WyoLifter said"Alien Vs Predator" -I love Alien and Aliens (the other Alien movies weren't that good) -I love Predator This movie could have been awesome... but it was so lame. Paul WS Anderson is a total Tool. LOL, I agree. Any movie that comes up with a plot merging two blockbusters is totally lame. It's like Godzilla vs. King Kong. Really pushing the limits of plausibility for the sake of feeding on past fame. Anyway, one movie I can think of atm: Xanadu Gawd, why did the eighties suck so much? LOL Then there was that indie sci-fi flick which echoed everything spoken... I forgot the title coz God it really really sucked. You can tell it's intentional since sound effects and music remain the same, it was only words which were repeated at least twice after they were said. Plus the pseudo-poetry feel of everything. The producer probably thought they were avant-garde or something. It was just idiotic. You couldn't understand anything because of the overlapping words.
jms84 Posts: 674	Feb 04, 2008 4:31 PM GMT Quote Soul plane Date movie aren't there "legit" awards for worst movies every year? something like the Raspberry Awards or something?
kreawiz5 Posts: 216	Feb 04, 2008 4:44 PM GMT Quote Shopgirl - booooring
maximumrisk Posts: 381	Feb 04, 2008 4:49 PM GMT Quote For me the worst movie ever is The Village. Honestly, I am suprised that nobody else named it so far. I went there with 2 of my friends just to sit there for 1 and a half hour to bore ourselfs. The scariest of the Movie was the trailer. Its already packed with all shock moments there are.
SAHEM62896 Posts: 670	Feb 04, 2008 4:49 PM GMT Quote Deck the Halls
joescorpio197... Posts: 722	Feb 04, 2008 8:18 PM GMT Quote Meet the Spartans Don't get me wrong...I knew it was going to be bad. It was just much worse than I could have ever imagined.
Jackal69 Posts: 495	Feb 04, 2008 9:26 PM GMT Quote I'm gonna give this award to Cloverfield for a few of these lowlights: -Expecting us to give a damn about some spoiled rich kids whose level of profundity is "wow, that's fucked up" as the city goes to hell -For killing off the only interesting character in the movie (Marlene) -For expecting us to swallow that those jerks would go back to midtown, climb into a broken building, and retrieve the girlfriend who's still miraculously ALIVE! Honestly, when they were talking about nuking Manhattan I was all "Finally, then I won't have to hear anymore of this asinine complaining from these assholes I could care less about." Utter garbage, that one. (To the poster above, "Querelle" isn't a bad film but definately not Fassbinder's best nor most accessible. If you've read Genet's story, the film does well at capturing the ambiance of the work.)
bwg77 Posts: 145	Feb 04, 2008 9:32 PM GMT Quote joescorpio1970 saidMeet the Spartans Don't get me wrong...I knew it was going to be bad. It was just much worse than I could have ever imagined. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, I didn't think it would be Oscar worthy but it had potential. It was beyond bad though...almost painful to watch at times.
Hidden/Deleted Member	Feb 04, 2008 10:07 PM GMT Quote So I think Cat woman and my super ex girlfriend were terrible. Howard the Duck Gigli From Justin to Kelly Anything with talking babies
notsoomuch23 Posts: 75	Feb 04, 2008 10:18 PM GMT Quote Butterfly Effect 2... yea don't judge me! lol... I thought perhaps the sequel would at least make some sense, but it didn't whatsoever..The thing that was the worse was they were trying to imitate the first one, and actually make it sentimental,it just didn't work for me. Must agree with Sedative14 that Xanadu movie sucked...however thankfully the broadway show, satirizes the movie and makes a wonderful musical....
swpdxguy Posts: 372	Feb 04, 2008 10:21 PM GMT Quote Clan of the Cavebear with Darryl Hannah - since when is a series of grunts and pointing dialogue? I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.
SurrealLife Posts: 2897	Feb 04, 2008 10:32 PM GMT Quote There are too many movies that fall into this category. I can think of a couple of sequels that were real "woofers". "Speed 2" and "Beverly Hills Cops 2" were both big disappointments.
Auryn Posts: 869	Feb 04, 2008 10:42 PM GMT Quote swpdxguy saidClan of the Cavebear with Darryl Hannah - since when is a series of grunts and pointing dialogue? I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard. My boyfriend and his parents love that movie. I cried inside as I was forced to watch it. So for my list (including the above mentioned waste of brain cells): Saturday the 14th (both of them), Dark City (love the soundtrack though - it's great for sex), Strange Brew, Master of Disquise (the first and only movie where I've walked out of the theater), and (my fingers don't want to be defiled by typing this, but I must) Orgazmo.
swpdxguy Posts: 372	Feb 05, 2008 12:26 AM GMT Quote Auryn - I feel for you!
RBY71 Posts: 1561	Feb 05, 2008 12:30 AM GMT Quote I'm sorry Auryn, but Strange Brew and Orgazmo were fucking hilarious! Dumb comedies are the best!
johnnyk Posts: 118	Feb 05, 2008 12:38 AM GMT Quote diane keaton movies "because i said so" and "family stone". not even fun bad. they were the worse kind of bad - horribly annoying, irritating. tried too hard to be cute, pc, and pull-at-your-heart strings. just flat out embarassing
cdf1185 Posts: 51	Feb 05, 2008 12:49 AM GMT Quote "best in show" and "napoleon dynamite" i know these are on some ppl's fave list, but i cant stand either of them. sorry
RSportsguy Posts: 327	Feb 05, 2008 1:55 AM GMT Quote I just got back from seeing "Strange Wilderness"! It has to be in the top 10 of bad movies of all time!!
jprichva Posts: 2639	Feb 05, 2008 2:07 AM GMT Quote NickoftheNorth saidElla Enchanted is a movie I had to stop watching after ten minutes. The screenwriter of Ella Enchanted is one of my oldest friends. I've never been able to tell her that....um.... I agree. (don't tell her I said so)
sdn8 Posts: 256	Feb 05, 2008 2:13 AM GMT Quote I don't know about the worst of all time. But only movies I've ever walked out on. Mothman Prophesies Balls of Fury
RSportsguy Posts: 327	Feb 05, 2008 2:16 AM GMT Quote n8dagrt saidI don't know about the worst of all time. But only movies I've ever walked out on. Mothman Prophesies Balls of Fury I walked out of Balls of Fury too!! I would have walked out on The Mothman Prophesies but I rented that one!!
RBY71 Posts: 1561	Feb 05, 2008 2:18 AM GMT Quote n8dagrt saidI don't know about the worst of all time. But only movies I've ever walked out on. Mothman Prophesies Balls of Fury I loved Balls of Fury, but then I love anything Ben Garant writes and directs because I wanna have his babies.
SurrealLife Posts: 2897	Feb 05, 2008 9:22 PM GMT Quote I walked out of "Pulp Fiction" because of the gratuitous violence. I have never found human suffering entertaining by any stretch of the imagination. I also found "Dreamgirls" boring after awhile although it was critcally acclaimed. I was subjected to "Armageddon" at 35,000 feet flying from Vancouver to Toronto. That was such a stupid movie.
a1972guy Posts: 1165	Feb 05, 2008 9:59 PM GMT Quote RBY71 saidMy ex and I got kicked out of the theater when we saw American Psycho because I was laughing so hard. He was very cross with me afterwards. Classically AWESOMELY BAD!! But I LOVE it!!!
a1972guy Posts: 1165	Feb 05, 2008 10:01 PM GMT Quote I'll go with the MOST recent one I saw, "Not Over Her Dead Body"!! Paul Rudd couldn't even SAVE this one!! God KNOWS I LOVE Eva Longoria-Parker, but DAMN!!! That one who selected that movie has been FIRED!
wrkoutbud30 Posts: 348	Feb 05, 2008 10:04 PM GMT Quote It's Pat is the stupidest movie for me. Every now and then they play it on TV. Its from the SNL skit with julia sweeney. Everytime it comes on, i bow my head in embarassment.
cadudesf Posts: 137	Feb 05, 2008 10:08 PM GMT Quote Kids (from 1995). Worst example of promiscuity among arrogant urban teens, poor acting, and quite frankly, those characters deserve what they get in the end. It pains me I'll never have that time returned to me. Also, anything with Chris Farley.
jms84 Posts: 674	Feb 05, 2008 10:19 PM GMT Quote cadudesf saidKids (from 1995). Worst example of promiscuity among arrogant urban teens, poor acting, and quite frankly, those characters deserve what they get in the end. It pains me I'll never have that time returned to me. Also, anything with Chris Farley. dude. KIDS wasnt meant to be an entertaining movie. it was meant to be shown to inner city kids to scare the shit out of them from doing hard drugs and fucking each other at the age of FOURTEEN. the acting isn't supposed to be good. it's the day in the life of drug addicts and how that kind of lifestyle can lead to your inevitable death. and auryn, don't you go bashin strange brew... doo roo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooooooo
Gabriel Posts: 23	Feb 05, 2008 10:25 PM GMT Quote I can't believe no one mentioned this cinematic gem: Swept Away (2002) Love madge but omg it's got to be the worse movie i've ever seen - not because of the story but because of her acting.
John43620 Posts: 1414	Apr 23, 2008 4:43 PM GMT Quote "Moulin Rouge" is my pick and only because the first time I viewed it, it put me to sleep after 15 minutes and the second time I viewed it I dozed off in a half an hour. I've always been fascinated with the street artists of Mount Marte, Tolouse la Trec and that period in Paris, as well as the post WW1 years before WW2. But that film just knocks me out. I did like the film "the Moderns", but that wasn't a musical and I like musicals.
jarhead5536 Posts: 720	Apr 23, 2008 5:15 PM GMT Quote The award should be titled "The Plan 9 From Outer Space Award" in honor of the most truly awful thing ever put on celluloid, but my recent favorite howler would be Paris Hilton's opus for National Lampoon, "Pledge This." She plays Victoria English, a bitchy sorority queen whose boyfriend is played by whatsisname, that MTV deejay that did a JO video a few years back. Why do I know so much about this gem? My husband, biggest fan of the lowbrow comedy genre EVER, has it on DVD. Oh yeah, the guy's name is Simon Rex...
Hidden/Deleted Member	Apr 24, 2008 6:02 AM GMT Quote All the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Oh and the Ace Ventura movies
Jockbod48 Posts: 915	Apr 24, 2008 6:19 AM GMT Quote Planet of the Apes
Hagan_F Posts: 128	Apr 24, 2008 6:48 PM GMT Quote "Nell"
Auryn Posts: 869	Apr 24, 2008 7:11 PM GMT Quote The Master of Disguise It's the only movie I have ever walked out on. *OMG! I can't believe that I've been in here before and posted, then forgot about it. Too much activity in my few months on this site.
Squarejaw Posts: 812	Apr 24, 2008 7:19 PM GMT Quote Jacob's Ladder. I loved it all the way up to the end because I couldn't wait to see how they'd resolve it, and then felt completely betrayed by the ending. Also, the time I ever booed at the end of a movie was for The Piano, which apparently makes me a terrible person.
alexander7 Posts: 344	Apr 25, 2008 5:58 PM GMT Quote There are so many really bad movies out there it is impossible to choose, but if I were to give these movies a rating between 1 and 10, they would all get less than zero. "Four Months, Three Weeks, Two Days" with Anamaria Marinca, made in 2008 a Romanian film "The Seeker:The Dark is Rising" with Alexander Ludwig, made in 2007 "The New World" with Colin Farrell made in 2006 "Bridge of San Luis Rey" with Robert DeNiro made in 2005 "National Treasure" with Nicolas Cage made in 2004 "Love Actually" with Hugh Grant made in 2003 "The Banger Sisters" with Susan Sarandon made in 2003 "Spider" with Raif Feinnes made in 2002 or 3 and last but possibly least, "Cast Away" with Tom Hanks made in 2000
StripperRocco Posts: 1697	Apr 25, 2008 6:13 PM GMT Quote A.I. In The Bedroom and the only movie i EVER asked for my money back after seeing it: Brokeback Mountain
badtouch Posts: 41	Apr 25, 2008 6:27 PM GMT Quote wildly esoteric but Casshern. waited years -- YEARS! -- for this movie to be released in the states and in spite of the cinescaping, wanted to impale myself on my desk lamp, screaming I WANT MY LIFE BACK! after twenty minutes.
palicao Posts: 28	Apr 25, 2008 8:33 PM GMT Quote "Cast away" having saw the original film who inspired this, I thought it was a real, complete, unmistakably horrible misunderstanding of a wonderful film :p
look_alive Posts: 111	Apr 25, 2008 8:57 PM GMT Quote palicao said"Cast away" having saw the original film who inspired this, I thought it was a real, complete, unmistakably horrible misunderstanding of a wonderful film :p I could not disagree more.
joeindallas Posts: 194	Apr 25, 2008 9:40 PM GMT Quote for a genertic I would say anything with Steven Segal in it. NO TALENT ACTOR For Technical Commando I love the self repairing Porsche One scene side wiped out bullets holes next nothing next scene damage si there again. Same thing with the plane. Best was the safety wire on guy Arnold was going to drop. The Technical department should have gotten the "Dollie" that is the reward where you buy all your props from "The Dollar Store"
zrs106 Posts: 137	Apr 25, 2008 9:41 PM GMT Quote "The Host" rediculous.
jprichva Posts: 2639	Apr 25, 2008 9:47 PM GMT Quote alexander7 said"Love Actually" with Hugh Grant made in 2003 "The Banger Sisters" with Susan Sarandon made in 2003 "Cast Away" with Tom Hanks made in 2000 I loved "Love Actually" but I agree that "The Banger Sisters" was so bad it was actually insulting, and "Cast Away" was a 2-hour long FedEx commercial. Ugh.
Rhodielifter Posts: 126	Apr 25, 2008 9:49 PM GMT Quote Just about every gay movie made...
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 07, 2008 11:09 PM GMT Quote look_alive said[quote][cite]palicao said[/cite]"Cast away" having saw the original film who inspired this, I thought it was a real, complete, unmistakably horrible misunderstanding of a wonderful film :p I could not disagree more. [/quote]I loved Cast Away--Take it back Palicao take it back!
BigBryan Posts: 17	May 08, 2008 12:59 AM GMT Quote Mr Woodcock - glad I got it free from the Library - knew it would be bad but thought the cast involved would provide something Dewey Cox - also got for free - thank God - as I couldn't take more than 12 minutes of it before I ejected it
mikeymonday Posts: 34	May 08, 2008 1:48 AM GMT Quote I just saw I am Legend and it sucked.
Slowdive Posts: 75	May 08, 2008 2:01 AM GMT Quote Glitter and Hitman are my top two awful movies
dumdedum Posts: 29	May 08, 2008 3:08 AM GMT Quote OMG the Host was awesome. I also liked Mothman Prophesies. I think I am legend sucked tho, but hardly the worst. I thought Twister and Derailed and Boondog Saints are among my worst. I don't really try to remember the worst movies as much as the best or I would have more to list. And Cloverfield rocked. haha
CarlosGringo Posts: 338	May 08, 2008 9:51 PM GMT Quote I just can't seem to remember negative experiences. (If only!) But I did want to offer a different opinion of Liquid Sky. I love that movie, could see it over and over, and can't wait to get my hands on a DVD. NNJFitandBi, does this mean we can't be friends?
gymguy1 Posts: 620	May 12, 2008 1:29 AM GMT Quote Im late on this but I just saw Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. What were they thinking? I dont think there was one good part in the movie. I would have been pissed if i had paid money to see that in the theaters
HereNBoston Posts: 156	May 12, 2008 1:42 AM GMT Quote I had to give this one some thought and consulted my bf since we've both seen some really god awful movies. I'm thinking glitter had to be one of the worst. For the same reason as art_smass.... the STUPID songwriting scene! Showgirls should be on this list, but the movie cracks me up so much that I feel bad doing it! Everything about that movie was terrible from the dancing, to the dialogue to the fact that i saw jesse spano's (from saved by the bell) nipples... I still thought glitter was worse.
NickoftheNort... Posts: 753	May 15, 2008 9:34 PM GMT Quote I am suffering through a bad movie experience right now...The Golden Compass. TGC has some of the worst pacing I've seen in a film, close to the animated adaptation of Dragons of Autumn Twilight. There simply aren't any pauses or breaks in the movie that would otherwise establish a sense of substance and gravitas. Instead, it's an unceasing series of skips from one action scene to another; it's as though they adapted the Cliff Notes version of the book. The movie also suffers from a terrible tell-don't-show streak wherein the story informs us of its importance without ever showing us why we should care (even in a suspension-of-disbelief kind of caring). In the end, this is a style-without-substance kind of movie, which can be lethal for a fantasy film (in my opinion, it's lethal for this one; this is not a movie I can recommend).
RBY71 Posts: 1561	May 15, 2008 9:47 PM GMT Quote The Brothers Grimm. Like most terry Gilliam flicks, this one has spectacular cinematography, fun special effects, some decent actors and the beginnings of a great story. You become caught up in the momentum of the world he creates and genuinely feel it building towards some sort of fantastic climax only to have it suddenly devolve into a stinking ball of shit that makes you check the bottom of your shoe as you wander out of the theater in a dazed cinematic ennui. NickoftheNorth said Transformers (2007) - what a piece of cinematic trash. It is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen, on multiple levels (its misguided focus on its human stories; the bucketloads of unnecessary characters and scenes; its messy and way-too-glitzy CGI) and one of a handful of movies where I have seriously contemplated leaving the theater. I agree. A more objectionable cinematic turd could not have been expelled from the bowels of Lucifer himself. The transformers were so horribly written they might as well have deleted all their dialogue. The only thing that kept me from from turning it off was Shia LeBouf's quirkiness and WFT facial expressions. Yeah, his story sucked, but at least he made me laugh.
Johnnya26 Posts: 15	May 15, 2008 10:37 PM GMT Quote So many. So Little time.... Transylvania 6500... Starring Dom Delauise... Darkwater......Jennifer Connely... Take back her Oscar!!! Querelle.....Read the book. That should have been enough.... Stone Pillow.....Lucille Ball... Earth girls are easy....Julie Brown.... Saw it only because a friend was in it.... Can I have my money back now?????
innerathlete Posts: 411	May 15, 2008 10:50 PM GMT Quote dumdedum saidOMG the Host was awesome. I also liked Mothman Prophesies. I think I am legend sucked tho, but hardly the worst. I thought Twister and Derailed and Boondog Saints are among my worst. I don't really try to remember the worst movies as much as the best or I would have more to list. And Cloverfield rocked. haha I totally agree with you about "The Host" - that was just an awesome, funny, moving monster movie. Definitely one of my favorites from last year. I still think about it.
iguanaSF Posts: 499	May 15, 2008 10:55 PM GMT Quote RBY71 saidA more objectionable cinematic turd could not have been expelled from the bowels of Lucifer himself. I think I'm in love.
Sedative Posts: 3483	May 17, 2008 1:42 PM GMT Quote NickoftheNorth saidI am suffering through a bad movie experience right now...The Golden Compass. Watch Stardust instead!
nysexy Posts: 645	May 18, 2008 1:27 PM GMT Quote TEETH-i'm still cringing Southland Tales-i feel like going to the makers and demandiing those 2.5 hours of my life back
NickoftheNort... Posts: 753	May 18, 2008 3:00 PM GMT Quote <