Weird-ass dream

  • mcwclewis

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    Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM GMT
    So I had this dream that the world was about to end.

    This guy who everyone thought was the "son of God" was working on some poison to kill off the whole species, and he had some chick with him that could control weather, and some dude who couldn't do anything... except complain.

    So anyways I climb this tower in order to do laundry in the top floor laundry room, because all the other laundry rooms weren't good enough, and I run into this "son of God" guy... then everyone starts talking about how he's actually the antiChrist... which I somehow heard even though nobody else was around.

    Anyways so I start talking to this guy about how he's going to kill the world, and I realize he's kind of sexy while this is going on. He was tall, thin, cute face, nice abs (topless, likely because he was also doing laundry) and he has his lips pierced in three places. So somehow I end up making out with him and he decided not to destroy the world, but his bitch is off making hurricanes and shit. and his homeboy is all pissed off. Turns out he was the son of God, but he was being lured into antichristdom by the bitch and her bastard.

    Anyone else ever have a dream that didn't make a shit of sense but you remember the whole thing like it happened?
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    Apr 16, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
    I'm the king of having the creepiest dreams...

    About a week before we went to Italy in high school for Spring Break, I had a dream that we toured the cities and came to Pisa where we were looking through an iron arch (kinda like the one that's at the entrance of Auschwitz) at the leaning Tower of Pisa. We say people eating on some of the top floors and all of a sudden, it tipped over. People falling everywhere, screaming, blood... a whole scene of chaos. It was so weird.

    I've also had dreams that have no point to them except for the very end where everything falls into place. Kind of like a good J.K. Rowling book I know...
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    Apr 17, 2010 1:23 AM GMT
    I had a dream last week where wild spider monkeys were kidnapping humans and putting them in the giant teacups you see at carnivals except the teacups were like blue and black teacups of death. [scratches head] I don't get it either, blue and black, it doesn't make sense.
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    Apr 17, 2010 1:27 AM GMT
    www.dreammoods.com
    That's help me interpret my occasional weird dreams for a few years now...gettin' pretty good at it. And it's very accurate.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Apr 17, 2010 1:32 AM GMT
    LOL yeah it was kind of like the world was ending and well I'm just going to skip to the end I find this guy in Taco bell but it's all fucking frozen over and I think he's listening to his ipod but he's talking to himself so I go in and I ask him why he's strapped to this bored (ones that life guards use) and he was in his underwear and mind you the world has frozen over, and I ask him again and he freaks out and tells me that I need to watch out for some chick that she's out to get me I don't remember her name but I touch his stomach and it felt so real and he had no body heat and I start crying and I wake up and I'm crying and I kept thinking of that guy, he was really cute, hot body. But yeah Only had that dream once and it was a few months ago.
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    Apr 17, 2010 1:39 AM GMT
    I actually have alot of weird dreams, some weird only in the fact that they are so real.
    For example, one here which I plan on making into a book involves me going to a place called the "world of dreams" and I'm somehow different than all of the other people in this world. Because when people dream their minds are taken and travel to a different part of this dream. You see them as weird ghosts or illusions in the dream world and tge world is composed of cities and farms, and everything you can imagine, there are different "countries" and areas that share similar ideas like lust land: where everyone whose having a sexual fantasy goes when dreaming and if you were to walk thru this Land you would see so many sexually based acts and people, it would make your head spin. But there are other lands too like candy forests and serene mountains, tempestous oceans, and cities where people dream about being at work or imagination land where sone of the most bizarre dreams occur.
    I see myself in this dream being seperate and different, for some reason I'm not dreaming, instead I'm physically traveling this world as I have to correct an imbalance that is causing the nightmare lands influence to bleed into areas that are supposed to be much happier. I remember in this dream that tge main land masses containing happy dreams are surrounded by water in the western part of this world. Traveling by sea I make my way to twilight isle, a fairly large isle that marks the halfway point between the happy and angry/dark dream lands. For some reason twilight land is very beautiful but vacant. This land isn't affected by either Light or dark. I find myself moving on and making my way to nightmare land a continent on the dark side of the planet where awful dreams and nightmares occur, ghosts of people are found cowering in fear over different circumstances which play out or are afraid due to phobia based beings like spiders or the boogie man etc... It's an awful place to witness and I find myself padding through on my way to a chapel located on a ledge near a smoldering volcano, I go inside and don't find what I'm looking for, I go out only to be confronted by agents of nightmare land who aren't dreaming either, they are coherent like me and don't want me there.....
    The dream ends there, but honestly I have other dreams like this which are incredibly detailed and vivid where I swear it was just looking at a movie.
    Anyways sorry for the rant, but dreams are amazing
  • Thebiguy

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    Apr 17, 2010 1:45 AM GMT
    i am the master of weird dreams... ill tell you guys after i come bak from my workout icon_biggrin.gif.
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    Apr 17, 2010 1:52 AM GMT
    You had a weird ass dream? How weird was this ass?
  • Iluros

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    Apr 17, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
    I had a dream that I was dating the Grim Reaper.

    He felt self conscious about only being a pile of bones, and wondered how I could be attracted to that.

    Then, he was about to go to work and I offered to pull a shift for him. He said that no one would ever find me scary enough to be Death. In response, I began to eat him.
  • jrs1

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    Apr 17, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    I've just had a dream where I was being chased by a snake that if it bit you ... its offspring would then develop in your bloodstream (I know: painful) ... and the only way to prevent this from occurring (once it had bitten you; i.e., to kill the eggs) would be to follow the snake ... but once the snake had bitten you, it then developed a strong aversion to you because you now have this smell that other predatory creatures find enticing ...

    yeah ... don't talk to me about weird. I own weird.

    rest your weary heads ... all is well ... dream on ...

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    Apr 17, 2010 2:37 AM GMT
    I had a dream that I had a cat that was made of marshmallow and I wanted to eat her.

    I woke up and my cat is gone. icon_sad.gif
  • BIG_N_TALL

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    Apr 17, 2010 2:55 AM GMT
    hahaha... no I've never had a dream quite like this, but it was definitely entertaining to read - I'll give you that!

    I have had my fair share of weird ass dreams... like one where I was stuck on an island in the future, and someone who was working for the island's government was trying to kill me for whatever reason.

    Fortunately for me, I must have had some serious martial arts training prior to ending up "in the future" because I was kicking ass all through out the dream. I guess that is what I get for watching the Bourne Identity before going to bed...
  • Iluros

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    Apr 17, 2010 2:58 AM GMT
    bigeasydude saidI had a dream that I had a cat that was made of marshmallow and I wanted to eat her.

    I woke up and my cat is gone. icon_sad.gif


    I had a dream that all my fish died. In the morning, they really were dead!
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:02 AM GMT
    I just had a bizarre dream prior to my waking up this morning.

    I was running to go to get pizza at some pizza place that apparently, I was really enthusiastic about. Suddenly, it seemed as if the staircase up to the place was fenced off, but i found an opening - er, break, in the fence, and i had to slide through and then jump over a cavern of sorts to get to the stairs. walked up the stairs, and suddenly, an abundance of people i went to high school with but never really talked to that often.

    two girls i went to high school with wave and say hi, and then i hear them say, "he's gotten skinny", which is weird, because i was a LOT skinnier in high school. then this one girl who was a total slut in high school, who was also the dumbest girl at my school (she once asked our law professor if prisoners get to have birthday parties in prison), walks over to me, says hi, gives me a hug, and then grabs my ass with both hands really hard and goes, "YEEEAH!".


    that's when i woke up.

    the things I do for pizza... and I didn't even get any.
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:02 AM GMT
    Iluros said
    bigeasydude saidI had a dream that I had a cat that was made of marshmallow and I wanted to eat her.

    I woke up and my cat is gone. icon_sad.gif

    I had a dream that all my fish died. In the morning, they really were dead!

    Were you in the aquarium and farted?
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    jrs1 saidI've just had a dream where I was being chased by a snake that if it bit you ... its offspring would then develop in your bloodstream (I know: painful) ... and the only way to prevent this from occurring (once it had bitten you; i.e., to kill the eggs) would be to follow the snake ... but once the snake had bitten you, it then developed a strong aversion to you because you now have this smell that other predatory creatures find enticing ...

    yeah ... don't talk to me about weird. I own weird.


    so let me get this straight... you were enmeshed with a phallic entity, which leaves little versions of itself in your blood stream, and suddenly you are chasing this phallic entity for more.

    In summation, you're hungry for cock.

    NEXT!
  • jrs1

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:09 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    jrs1 saidown weird.

    so let me get this straight... you were enmeshed with a phallic entity, which leaves little versions of itself in your blood stream, and suddenly you are chasing this phallic entity for more.

    In summation, you're hungry for cock. NEXT!

    omg ...
    * puts on freudian slippers *

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  • Iluros

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    bigeasydude said
    Iluros said
    bigeasydude saidI had a dream that I had a cat that was made of marshmallow and I wanted to eat her.

    I woke up and my cat is gone. icon_sad.gif

    I had a dream that all my fish died. In the morning, they really were dead!

    Were you in the aquarium and farted?


    Aw.

    In the dream, the neighborhood troublemaker got a hold of them.

    In reality, some kind of disease did.
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:11 AM GMT
    jrs1 said
    MeOhMy said
    jrs1 saidown weird.

    so let me get this straight... you were enmeshed with a phallic entity, which leaves little versions of itself in your blood stream, and suddenly you are chasing this phallic entity for more.

    In summation, you're hungry for cock. NEXT!

    omg ...
    * puts on freudian slippers *



    He and I share a birthday, it comes naturally.
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    kul5108.jpg%20Freudian%20slippers%20main[/quote]
    Those cool slippers will complete my ensemble: leather chair, pipe, smoking jacket, a highball, a book and a butt plug.
  • jrs1

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    MeOhMy saidthe things I do for pizza... and I didn't even get any.

    so you go out of you way to remain in your comfort zone but only to be repeatedly presented with moments that press your resolve and spiral into awkward moments ...

    you work so hard to run to somewhere only you know ... but, as it turns out, it's the same place you and everyone else has always known about and, potentially, been.
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    Apr 17, 2010 3:14 AM GMT
    P.S.

    "Snakes in Dreams"

    "They are often used as phallic symbols and have long been linked with pagan fertility gods. Because it lives close to the ground, the snake is an emblem of the nurturing earth and also the unknown perils of the underworld. Christian imagery emphasises the dark side of this symbol.

    It is considered evil, yet it is the snake, created by God, that tempts man to gain knowledge. In dreams, a snake can represent hidden fears. Falling into a pit of snakes may represent the many worries that are threatening you. Sometimes snakes can symbolise the poisonous words and innuendo of the people around you."


    http://www.dreamsleep.net/commondreams/meaning-of-snake-dream.html
  • jrs1

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:18 AM GMT
    " p.s. "

    I want you to get off my plane [of thought]:

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    betch:

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  • jrs1

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    bigeasydude saidThose cool slippers will complete my ensemble: leather chair, pipe, smoking jacket, a highball, a book and a butt plug.

    ha. cute.
  • Iluros

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    Apr 17, 2010 3:32 AM GMT
    jrs1 said
    bigeasydude saidThose cool slippers will complete my ensemble: leather chair, pipe, smoking jacket, a highball, a book and a butt plug.

    ha. cute.


    It's missing the key element of cocaine.