What's your "Gay Heroes" power?

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    Apr 18, 2010 11:53 PM GMT
    What is a "Gay Heroes" ability?

    Some people have "Gaydar", the ability to tell when people are gay.

    I have what's called "The Already in a Relationship Magnet"...the ability to only meet "single" guys that are already in a relationship who seem not to feel the need to tell me...LOL

    Anyone else have a "Gay Heroes" power?
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    Apr 19, 2010 12:31 AM GMT
    - Faster than a speeding cumshot.
    - Able to leap tall hotties in a single bound. If they're lying down.
    - X-rated vision to see through people's clothing. Especially if they're nude.
    - Superhuman strength, in that I can lift spirits of depressed people.
    - I can also fly...which happens to be my day job.
  • AlexGuess

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    Apr 19, 2010 12:38 AM GMT
    The ability to atract guys when I'm in a relationship
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    Apr 19, 2010 2:05 AM GMT
    I sound as good as 5 great guys put together on paper but then in person WTF THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING GOTTA BAAAAIIILLL.....
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    Apr 19, 2010 2:18 AM GMT
    paulflexes said- Faster than a speeding cumshot.
    - Able to leap tall hotties in a single bound. If they're lying down.
    - X-rated vision to see through people's clothing. Especially if they're nude.
    - Superhuman strength, in that I can lift spirits of depressed people.
    - I can also fly...which happens to be my day job.




    Brilliant!
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:53 AM GMT
    I have a "gaydar", but it only works on the opposite sex, so no use of it : P
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    Apr 19, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    I have "InvisiDick" power.

    I have the power to make my dick disappear into the mouths and butts of hot guys. icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 19, 2010 4:08 AM GMT


    I have the ability to make my blood rush to a certain part of my body, which isn't hard to do when apprehending suspects. Sometimes they get a taste of truth serum and that's after a lot of probing and interrogation.
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    Apr 19, 2010 10:25 AM GMT
    I have the ability to attract all the wrong types icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 19, 2010 11:25 AM GMT
    I have the subtle, but no less impressive, talent of causing a glass of ice water to return to room temperature over the course of several hours.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM GMT
    I'm like a gay ninja, I have the ability to be almost completely unnoticed in a group of gay people.
  • Celticmusl

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    Apr 19, 2010 1:22 PM GMT
    I can repel drunken laden criticism with my invisible wonder woman bracelets.

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    Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM GMT
    i can attract guys that like transsexuals even though i have facial hair
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:05 PM GMT
    I can make a room full of straight people instantly more fun
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:18 PM GMT
    I apparently exude a pheromone that makes me instantly irresistible to any addict within a 5 mile radius. Code name: Codependent Boy.
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
    I don't have any "gay" powers... But I can pick up any hand held weapon and know how it works. My marital arts instructors always think I'm lying to them when I tell them I've never trained with such and such weapon...

    I guess I could use that to fend off hate crime attacks eh?
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
    OH OH OH WAIT!!!!! I know exactly where the changes in dance music are going to occur!!! LOL
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:27 PM GMT
    My superpower is a knee-weakening smile. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:40 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidMy superpower is a knee-weakening smile. icon_biggrin.gif



    I'll vouch for that. I've seen it up close ;-)
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    Apr 19, 2010 3:46 PM GMT
    I have the ability to know exactly what the Lottery numbers are NOT going to be. icon_sad.gif
  • drcharm

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    Apr 19, 2010 3:47 PM GMT
    well they say i m a fairy tale got it all that my power
    i say well i have the ability to attract the wrong guy or guys whom have bfs ;lo0ol
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM GMT
    My Gay Power is to make friends with really hot chicks icon_wink.gif
  • Devon_Fury

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    Apr 19, 2010 11:01 PM GMT
    I have hypersensitive gaydar- during the Bush years we called it the preemptive gaydar. I can single out men who aren't out yet (usually to themselves) and give you their closet door eta. It usually arrives shortly after they do icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 2:10 AM GMT
    pf008 saidI have the ability to attract all the wrong types icon_biggrin.gif


    You have that power too!? icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    pf008 saidI have the ability to attract all the wrong types icon_biggrin.gif


    Same here; attracting the ones I really would never give so much as a first look.