Finding guys at the supermarket

  • trl_

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    Apr 21, 2010 8:58 AM GMT
    Has this ever worked for anyone?

    Does anyone have tips for how to find guys at the store? There are always really cute guys there!
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:18 AM GMT
    I don't go looking, unless there's a sale on guys at the supermarket. When there is, they're usually kept at eye level in the snacks aisle, right next to the potato chips.
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:20 AM GMT
    I always find 'em in the produce section amongst the FRUIT! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • steven_patter...

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    Apr 21, 2010 11:39 AM GMT
    Back in my single days, I always found the best place to cruise was at art museums. All kinds of advantages - guys who are there are generally pretty interesting and intelligent (and, it seems, a good percentage are pretty hot); one can follow from gallery to gallery checking the goods out while he's engrossed in studying the paintings (or studying you back); if he winds up following you from gallery to gallery, chances are he's interested; plenty of conversational openings...
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
    Well.. you could try by checking out what he is buying,... if it is a lot of things for one.. there is a hint that he may be single. Opening lines like " hey Tuna (if he has some) .. I cooked a mean tuna casserole the other day, went down really well. Or man the tuna I cooked that other day was a bit rough... what do you do with yours.. etc etc

    A bit corney... but hey most guys will grab an opening line and run with it... or smile and move on... GOOD LUCK EH! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
    A word to the wise: It is truly possible to meet that someone very hot and memorable in the market (fresh organic produce section) or out running during your lunch hour one day; or right here in Forums icon_smile.gif

    When you least expect it............something really good might just happen to you.........icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    fizzle saidHas this ever worked for anyone?

    Does anyone have tips for how to find guys at the store? There are always really cute guys there!


    Really?? Damn...
    Where the hell do you shop!


    ...mine's just fulla whinny kids and clueless moms icon_sad.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    I find all my men when I am looking at jars of Butter Flavored Crisco . They tell me that I have nice sized hands . icon_biggrin.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 21, 2010 12:14 PM GMT
    I just think you can really find men anywhere when you don't expect it.
    I had a guy come up to me at the grocery store 2 weeks ago, shake my hand and thanked me for accepting his "friendship request" on Facebook. I probably wouldn't have noticed him and was glad took the initiative. We chatted and he seems very nice.

    My suggestion, be friendly, be sincere and social and do it because you enjoy it... and that means the supermarket! We've all noticed people who aren't friendly or polite there.... make sure you are. You might be surprised what happens. Have fun!
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    Apr 21, 2010 1:52 PM GMT
    People here in Denmark don't talk to strangers much, chances are you'd be taken for a weirdo. Hell, I'd probably think the guy's a weirdo if someone chatted me up for no apparent reason at a supermarket.

    It's sad but we scandinavians are cold, suspicious people LOL

    so that opening chat-up-line better be really good.... any suggestions? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 1:58 PM GMT
    There was this one grocery store that was rumored to have secret shopping basket codes (like the hanky code) to tell if a guy was keen to hook up. Something about facing a bunch of bananas downwards in the basket icon_lol.gif Never tried it out but did live in that suburb and it was gay central anyway so you could've picked up just by sneezing.

    Achoo!
    Did you say Andrew?
    Nope, I sneezed
    Oh, well you wanna get a coffee?

    icon_rolleyes.gif

    I'm a fan of cringe inducing one liners (Is your name Gillette? 'Cos you're the best a man can get!) which would either way get you a smile.
  • calibro

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    Apr 21, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
    step 1: walk into whole foods

    step 2: find any male there

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    Apr 21, 2010 2:51 PM GMT
    Not that I would every do anything about it but I have taken a second glance at the very cute manager every once in a while lol.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 21, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
    Just get them delivered, it's easier.
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    Apr 21, 2010 3:28 PM GMT
    calibro saidstep 1: walk into whole foods

    step 2: find any male there




    LOL
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    Apr 21, 2010 3:29 PM GMT
    i find all my men in the meat section, as they arrange and re-arrange their packages.

    my opening line, "hey, there...i hear you can't beat kroger's meat. how do you cook yours?"

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    Apr 21, 2010 3:56 PM GMT
    rangard saidi find all my men in the meat section, as they arrange and re-arrange their packages.

    my opening line, "hey, there...i hear you can't beat kroger's meat. how do you cook yours?"



    Alternative line:

    "I do love a good thick sausage?"
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    Apr 21, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    rangard saidi find all my men in the meat section, as they arrange and re-arrange their packages.

    my opening line, "hey, there...i hear you can't beat kroger's meat. how do you cook yours?"



    Alternative line:

    "I do love a good thick sausage?"


    that would be very effective as i'm checking out the 20" pepperoni...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 4:33 PM GMT
    I´d follow up with: "I think British sausages are much better though, they are more juicy and firm. Have you ever tried one?"
  • trl_

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    Apr 21, 2010 6:58 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 said
    fizzle saidHas this ever worked for anyone?

    Does anyone have tips for how to find guys at the store? There are always really cute guys there!


    Really?? Damn...
    Where the hell do you shop!


    ...mine's just fulla whinny kids and clueless moms icon_sad.gif


    Safeway in South Denver, right by campus lol
  • havingfunmtl9...

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    Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidJust get them delivered, it's easier.


    that was great icon_lol.gif

    I live in the suburbs and all ive got are screaming children and soccer moms... oh ya and old people, lots of old people...
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM GMT
    Fondling a cucumber in the produce section works every time.
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:41 PM GMT
    calibro saidstep 1: walk into whole foods

    step 2: find any male there



    OMG that's Hilarious! Also sometimes Harris Teeter.

    I prefer the isles of Homo Depot.
  • NashRugger

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    Apr 21, 2010 7:42 PM GMT
    The Publix near my house is almost non stop cruising, and I live in the area of town that has mainly gays that want big yards and all, not like Riverside, which is known as the "hood" of Jacksonville.

    It is like fishin at one of those trout farms at this Publix, it is quite interesting to say the least.
  • curve

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    Apr 21, 2010 7:48 PM GMT
    hang out at the veggie stand, especially where they keep the cucumbers and zuccini icon_twisted.gif