"you make regular condoms look small"

  • rnch

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    Apr 21, 2010 3:17 PM GMT
    a quote from last night. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif


    why dont u just say "I have a very large penis and want the world to know" icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
    btw, now that I know u have a big cock, I look at u in a different light. I respect u more, I think you're so much hotter now as well.

    oh yes. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 3:24 PM GMT
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif


    Oh I'm sorry I borrowed your rubbers

    Tried to go to the store and replace them but they only had kiddie size

    My bad icon_wink.gif

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    Apr 21, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
    *cheers and applause*
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    Apr 21, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    i suspect his comment was an exaggerated (and innacurate) flattery attempt. icon_confused.gif


    edit: LMAO @ the bitter size queens posting on this thread! icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 4:04 PM GMT
    MsclDrew said
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif


    Oh I'm sorry I borrowed your rubbers

    Tried to go to the store and replace them but they only had kiddie size

    My bad icon_wink.gif

    drew, you can borrow mine anytime! icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 4:51 PM GMT
    I thought that was a nice thing for you to hear and I'm happy for you. It would make most guys' days, and glad you posted it.
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    Apr 21, 2010 5:04 PM GMT
    antelope saidI thought that was a nice thing for you to hear and I'm happy for you. It would make most guys' days, and glad you posted it.
    even though i know it "just ain't so"....yeh, it was fun to hear it said. we both burst into laughter right after he said it. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 6:12 PM GMT
    rnch . Have we meet ? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 6:18 PM GMT
    rnch saidedit: LMAO @ the bitter size queens posting on this thread! icon_lol.gif

    Was it that obvious?
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM GMT
    To borrow your words, "This thread is useless without photos."
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:16 PM GMT
    Is this a comment from another one of your fantasy boyfriends?
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:17 PM GMT
    TRACKBOY111 saidrnch . Have we meet ? icon_biggrin.gif


    no, but apparently we have 'meat'.
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:18 PM GMT
    stoneymcpuffnpass saidTo borrow your words, "This thread is useless without photos."
    ah beeez a prim, proper, shy suthin' gentlemen. icon_redface.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:20 PM GMT
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif


    Were you having trouble unrolling onto the other guy's dick?
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM GMT
    McGay said
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif


    Were you having trouble unrolling onto the other guy's dick?
    "i can neither confirm nor deny that rumor" icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:40 PM GMT
    rnch saidah beeez a prim, proper, shy suthin' gentlemen. icon_redface.gificon_lol.gif

    Here's a compromise: take a photo, make it a private photo, then unlock it for me. Then I'll let everyone else know if you're really packing bratwurst down there.

    It's selfless, I know. I'm pretty much the Jesus of ogling cock.
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    Apr 21, 2010 7:53 PM GMT
    stoneymcpuffnpass said
    rnch saidah beeez a prim, proper, shy suthin' gentlemen. icon_redface.gificon_lol.gif

    Here's a compromise: take a photo, make it a private photo, then unlock it for me. Then I'll let everyone else know if you're really packing bratwurst down there.

    It's selfless, I know. I'm pretty much the Jesus of ogling cock.
    you'll just have to find out the "hard" way, just like the other guys... icon_lol.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
    I knew such a guy, it was funny every time he'd try putting on a condom it wouldnt go past the head and would eventually tear in the process, and he'd have this quizzical look on his face, both of us didnt know condoms come for the well endowed too.
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    rnch saida quote from last night. icon_wink.gif
    Why would you quote what people tell your other friends?
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
    More importantly, I like to make regular condoms FEEL small. Berating, finger-pointing, speaking in the second person, that sort of thing. It's a wonder they keep coming back for more.
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:29 PM GMT
    LOL, ive been with a guy that told me before, oops all i have are regular condoms, I guess that wont do huh ?
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:32 PM GMT
    pffft he was stroking your ego to make you feel big...

    I've done it before, I'll do it again... when your with a guy and getting sexual the most important thing is that you make him feel awesome... he was making you feel awesome... enjoy it but damn girl get some class and don't go telling everyone about it.
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    Apr 21, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidpffft he was stroking your ego to make you feel big...

    I've done it before, I'll do it again... when your with a guy and getting sexual the most important thing is that you make him feel awesome... he was making you feel awesome... enjoy it but damn girl get some class and don't go telling everyone about it.


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