Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match

  • Squarejaw

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    Jan 27, 2008 6:53 PM GMT
    I haven't had the greatest luck dating lately, so I'm looking to break out of old habits. Help me out. Who would you hook me up with here?

    I'm asking about someone for me to date, and WHY. Maybe if I find it though-provoking, this will break me out of my hold patterns.

    (PS If you wanted to hook me up with yourself, I'd be flattered, but it'd be more interesting to hear your choice for a different person you could see me with. And why.)
  • Timbales

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    Jan 27, 2008 7:06 PM GMT
    Take a look at the "Real Jock Member You'd Like To Meet In Real Life" thread. You were the most mentioned person.
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    Jan 27, 2008 7:34 PM GMT
    I'd hook you up with me cause you're so darn cute in that bear costume icon_smile.gif
    And your posts make me laughicon_wink.gif

    But since you prefer not that, maybe RBY71 because you both have a similar sense of humor.
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    Jan 27, 2008 8:56 PM GMT
    i think you and bwg77 would be a good match...you'll be a bear to his monkey...hes quite your opposite in some ways but I think it could work..opposites attract as they say..
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    Jan 27, 2008 10:54 PM GMT
    Squarejaw - I'd hook you up with mnjock2003 - he's very inteligent and judging by his posts he's got a good heart, as you seem to by your posts. He's in great shape too, as you are, so there you go !!! I remember not long ago you posted something about really young guys telling you that "they'd make an exception for you" LOL !!! just so you know !!! I WOULD TOO !!!! HA !! HA !! (betcha didn't expect that coming from behind a "WHITE" goatee didja !!!! I couldn't resist twisting that up a bit !!! LOL !!!)
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    Jan 28, 2008 2:02 AM GMT
    Squarejaw,

    I'd be interested to know what the "old habits" are that you're trying to break out of. That would be helpful in knowing who you'd definitely not want to date anymore. Has it been the problem of guys just going for your looks, or not being interested in the right things, or nobody having that same fetish for telling bad jokes? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 2:16 AM GMT
    First of all, don't play with matches. You will get burned. Fire bad!

    Other than that, I think that there are a large number of guys here that would date you. In reading postings I always see guys flirting with you. For me it is simple.. I would hook you up with a guy that you find attractive, and someone with a loving heart.

    Therefore it is hard for me to give a specific because there are lots of guys here that are plenty attractive, but I do not know their hearts. The heart thing is what comes from just meeting people and, well, getting to know their hearts. Are you doing this? Your age should work for you here. I know as I have matured, I have gotten much better at sensing sincerity and love .. you should too.

    You are, handsome/sexy, smart/articulate, and you try hard - its shows with your joke video. I think you are very date-able. I am really surprised living in a big city that you are not dating someone already. Maybe the question should go to you .. what are you looking for in a guy? what makes you happy?

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    Jan 28, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
    I can't believe this thread actually exists! SJ, where is it all going wrong??icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
    P.S. I take back my "I would hook you up" .. YOU need to find your guy by throwing away old habits, but be yourself. Maybe I would leave it up to your fairy godfather (see Jerry Lewis' Cinderfella), but mostly its all on you .. lol
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    Jan 28, 2008 2:51 AM GMT
    Well, I would set you up with MUSSEL. You're both smart hotties with naughty bodies and look like you'd go together like a pair of matching book-ends. That is hot nekky matching book-ends.

    I like fitguymike's idea of setting you up with me too. I would, however, require you to wear the bear outfit to bed. I'd be dressed as a picnic basket.icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    RBY71 said I would, however, require you to wear the bear outfit to bed. I'd be dressed as a picnic basket.icon_twisted.gif
    LOL, you should be given a date just for that clever comment. However, I should tell you that it is a mouse costume so you will need to be a chunk of cheese.
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    Jan 28, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    OK, Squarejaw, although I'm not a matchmaker, I've worked really hard on this, so I'll put it out there for your consideration:

    DREAMER

    http://www.realjock.com/profile/?id=25212

    This match is the result of a rather scientific study which involved close examination of your hotlist, close examination of the hotlists of the men on your hotlist, and a geographic analysis.

    You think Dreamer is hot, he thinks you're hot, and I think you're both hot. Plus, you both live in Los Angeles and he has a very intriquing profile!

    Pretty good, huh?

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    Jan 28, 2008 3:05 AM GMT
    The site is full of great guys - well worth your consideration. The one stand out who possesses at least a modicum of your savior-faire, is also exceptional, discerning and perospicacious, unmitigatedly is only five hours away by car! His name? Well can't you guess?

    Jockbod48!
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    Jan 28, 2008 3:09 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit said[quote][cite]RBY71 said[/cite] I would, however, require you to wear the bear outfit to bed. I'd be dressed as a picnic basket.icon_twisted.gif
    LOL, you should be given a date just for that clever comment. However, I should tell you that it is a mouse costume so you will need to be a chunk of cheese.[/quote]

    Well gee-wiz, if I dressed as up cheese then I'd just end up trying to eat myself.

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    Jan 28, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    RBY71 said Well gee-wiz, if I dressed as up cheese then I'd just end up trying to eat myself.
    God have mercy! Does it always have to be about you??? Think of squarejaw here. We gotta find him someone so I can go eat dinner!
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    Jan 28, 2008 3:14 AM GMT
    You and dfrourke would look ridiculous hot together too. He's totally all smart and stuff with a hella dirty hot body.
  • art_smass

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    Jan 28, 2008 5:04 AM GMT
    Maybe you're straight. I've got a sister...
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    Jan 28, 2008 5:20 AM GMT
    OMG! YOU ARE STRAIGHTicon_eek.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 5:22 AM GMT
    zimatar saidOMG! YOU ARE STRAIGHTicon_eek.gif


    straight up my lily white.......
  • Squarejaw

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    Jan 28, 2008 5:41 AM GMT
    Thanks guys (by the way, it's a goddam BEAR outfit!). Mostly I think I need to get to know people better and stop making snap judgments based on the immediate chemistry. Anyway, I'll check out all the suggestions and try to view the situation as an onlooker would.

    SO WHO DO WE SET UP NEXT??
  • swimbikerun

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    Jan 28, 2008 5:48 AM GMT
    Ummm...you and me?lol
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    Jan 28, 2008 5:54 AM GMT
    Squarejaw saidby the way, it's a goddam BEAR outfit!


    Ha! I knew it!
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:00 AM GMT
    Squarejaw saidThanks guys (by the way, it's a goddam BEAR outfit!). Mostly I think I need to get to know people better and stop making snap judgments based on the immediate chemistry. Anyway, I'll check out all the suggestions and try to view the situation as an onlooker would.

    SO WHO DO WE SET UP NEXT??
    I am proud of you, That is good, but also, make sure he is not a Tobacco lobbyist from Fire Island.

    As for who next, hook up ... RBY71. He is humping every damn leg on this web site!
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:08 AM GMT
    Squarejaw said
    SO WHO DO WE SET UP NEXT??


    *waves his hand* icon_redface.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 28, 2008 6:12 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit said[quote][cite]Squarejaw said[/cite]Thanks guys (by the way, it's a goddam BEAR outfit!). Mostly I think I need to get to know people better and stop making snap judgments based on the immediate chemistry. Anyway, I'll check out all the suggestions and try to view the situation as an onlooker would.

    SO WHO DO WE SET UP NEXT??


    I am proud of you, That is good, but also, make sure he is not a Tobacco lobbyist from Fire Island.

    As for who next, hook up next ... RBY71. He is humping every damn leg on this web site![/quote]

    If you don't like it Active, just wear your hip waders.