Overheard in the Locker Room: "More tatoos so I won't look like a faggot"

  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 23, 2010 12:54 AM GMT
    So I'm walking into the locker room in the YMCA tonight after a good workout.
    In a hurry, but I hear two 20 somethings talking and one of them (who I might add goes beyond the "obese" description is chatting with his friend):

    "I ought to get more tatoos so I won't look like a faggot and get hit on...
    Those wussies with the skinny arms,"..... (I couldn't hear what he was saying beyond that).

    His gut hung way over his underwear.. It was pretty sick and he wasn't attractive physically in any way. And I couldn't keep my mouth shut, I was fucking offended, especially from someone who looked like that.

    My comment, "I don't think you'd have a problem with anyone hitting on you, tatoos, skinny arms or anything else". They both just stared at me and didn't say a word, nothing.

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    Apr 23, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidSo I'm walking into the locker room in the YMCA tonight after a good workout.
    In a hurry, but I hear two 20 somethings talking and one of them (who I might add goes beyond the "obese" description is chatting with his friend):

    "I ought to get more tatoos so I won't look like a faggot and get hit on...
    Those wussies with the skinny arms,"..... (I couldn't hear what he was saying beyond that).

    His gut hung way over his underwear.. It was pretty sick and he wasn't attractive physically in any way. And I couldn't keep my mouth shut, I was fucking offended, especially from someone who looked like that.

    My comment, "I don't think you'd have a problem with anyone hitting on you, tatoos, skinny arms or anything else". They both just stared at me and didn't say a word, nothing.



    Good for you...but you would have kicked his ass if you had to righticon_question.gificon_cool.gif
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:33 AM GMT
    Good one.

    I would have said "Don't you know, tattoos are the in thing for faggots. It's how you can tell who's a faggot and who isn't."
  • Timbales

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    Apr 23, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidGood one.

    I would have said "Don't you know, tattoos are the in thing for faggots. It's how you can tell who's a faggot and who isn't."


    you only say that after he's gotten a few more
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
    I get hit on by these fat straight cows...the say dude, how do you get you body to look like that?

    I say, I don't eat potato chips and sugary soda's!

    I am not getting any tattoo's to prove anything.

    I like my sleek, smooth, and sexy body! I am not going to participate in the counter culture to later realize it was NEVER ME!!
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:58 AM GMT
    hit it
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:27 AM GMT
    guuuuuuuuurl you go hahahaha

    Bold move, totally deserved it icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 23, 2010 8:44 AM GMT
    A dose of reality, just what the doctor ordered.

  • Apr 23, 2010 10:06 AM GMT
    I do like tattoos on guys, particularly on back and chest. But I think it would be too painful for me to get on. I'm obese as well, but I have been losing weight.
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:12 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidHis gut hung way over his underwear.. It was pretty sick and he wasn't attractive physically in any way. And I couldn't keep my mouth shut, I was fucking offended, especially from someone who looked like that.

    My comment, "I don't think you'd have a problem with anyone hitting on you, tatoos, skinny arms or anything else". They both just stared at me and didn't say a word, nothing.

    Some might have an issue with your slamming his obesity, but in the context of his vain homophobic statement, just what he deserved, IMHO. I'm overweight myself these days, and if I ever tried to come across as God's irresistible gift to gay men, slap me down, too. icon_wink.gif

    "I don't think you'd have a problem with anyone hitting on you, tatoos, skinny arms or anything else." Don't ya just LIVE for moments like that? Well done, HndsmKansan!
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:18 PM GMT
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:20 PM GMT
    Kids... they all need to be smacked around a bit... thanks for taking one for the team!
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    Apr 23, 2010 1:34 PM GMT
    Ha! I love it when guys are so full of themselves and are snapped back into reality. Good job Kansas!
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
    That is too funny, I had a 20-something talk to me about the same thing (sans tattoos mention). (Which was hilarious to begin with!)

    I told him that he was being paranoid, which he was, and that he should take it as a compliment if somebody 'hit on him'. (That shut him up.) I also told him that the gym is a gym, and that he was less likely to get blatantly hit on by a guy at our gym.

    He was good looking, but not THAT good looking. It really makes me wonder if these types of guys are hoping (on some weird level) that a guy would hit on them? I honestly don't get it... this is NH - not SF or NYC (or Beantown even)!
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:04 PM GMT
    Good for you. Would have loved to have seen the look on their faces... icon_eek.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:07 PM GMT
    More tattoos???

    uummm SSSOOO he want's to look like... Oh... I dunno... ME??? The faggot in porn...

    Take him a copy of "Ink Stain" and see what he says LOL
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:15 PM GMT
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:21 PM GMT


    What I would do with a can of..............main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_it
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:24 PM GMT
    Good for you, thanks for giving the a**hole a taste of reality.
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:27 PM GMT
    Suggest he looks like such a fag he'd have to get 'I <3 pussy' tattoed across his forehead for that plan to work
  • Greygull

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    Apr 23, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
    heh as a tatooed fag myself I lawled at this
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    I have 6 tattoos and my nipples pierced. A straight dude in my gym asked did they hurt (stupid question). Later he asked if I had a girl and kids; I told him I was gay w/ no kids and no interest in women. He looked at me and seriously asked me: "how are you gay? You have all those tattoos! Fags can't take all of that pain!"

    (Non-pc response coming up, but oh well... its morning and I don't feel like being nice. Lol) I SO can imagine what dude looked like! It always seems that the overly fat/sloppy and 'straight' individuals say the most homophobic things. I've noticed that the sloppier they are, the louder and more outspoken they become. I'm overweight (and shrinking, yay!) myself, and most feel the need to vent to me about their fat insecurities; I hear those phrases oh too often.
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
    I don't understand where all of these homophobes got the idea that gay men will be hitting on them all the time regardless of their Only women hit on guys that are plain, overweight, or ugly. Gay people don't, we're too picky." Maybe women like to have a plain guy they can pity, and that they can be sure won't cheat?

    As everyone has said, way to give him a reality check. That's the best way to respond to something like that.
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    Apr 23, 2010 2:58 PM GMT
    Good burn. I hate hearing homophobic slurs in public, as I want to call them on it but don't want to make a scene. Props for saying what I'd only be thinking!
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    Apr 23, 2010 5:07 PM GMT
    Caslon14000 saidhit it


    lol