Worst Sexual Experience

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    Apr 24, 2010 2:58 AM GMT
    I thought this would be interesting. I know we all have had at least one horrible sexual experience that we would not repeat.

    I had this one time where I met up with this guy that I had known for a while. I thought he was pretty cute and all so we decided to hook up one day. Well, the experience was over before it started. He ejaculated before I could even take off my pants, so i just left.
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    Apr 24, 2010 3:09 AM GMT
    My worst sexual experience was the night I didn't get laid.
    That was horrible!
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    Apr 24, 2010 3:21 AM GMT
    yeah...i guess i should've titled it...worst sexual experience that never happened..lol
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    Apr 24, 2010 4:01 AM GMT


    It was just me and a dildo..... That plastic/rubber got no action! I'm such a prude.
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    Apr 24, 2010 4:25 AM GMT
    One time, this supposed straight guy who had fucked me a few times before called me over to hang out. After a few minutes, he said he had to leave, but started insinuating he'd stay if I would sleep with him. I did, and then he went to get up to leave. I tried to keep him from leaving, and he kept telling me how he had to go to this party some friends had invited him to. I then realised that I was an official booty call. I haven't spoken to him since, or even spoken to anyone in an intimate way for that matter. I was so disappointed in myself.
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:06 AM GMT
    This guy called me for a booty call. I went over to his house, and he gave me a bottle of oil and said, "You can give me a backrub, and then a blowjob." I thought he was just playing around, and started giving him a backrub, thinking he'd eventually reciprocate, but then he turned on the television and asked when I was going to start blowing him.

    I left.
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    Apr 24, 2010 9:35 AM GMT
    I was hooking up with this one guy during my (ahem) "promiscuous" period and was the bottom. Not even a 5/10 in looks (my thought were if I ever needed a lawyer I could call him up icon_biggrin.gif) but it was great sex, rough and loud, and we finished up and I looked at my left foot and there's a massive blob of shit on it. I didn't know about cleaning back then and never had a problem until that moment.We pulled back the sheets on his bed and there's shit everywhere, took off the covers and shit has stained all the way through his mattress.
    So after a long shower we watched some porn and I'm in the mood to blow him and after 15 minutes or so I look up and he fell asleep! Wow, what a blow to the ego. To top it all off, he said that dating Asians are like handbags i.e. arm candy. JERK!
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    Apr 24, 2010 3:18 PM GMT
    Worst sexual experience,

    not having sex with a guy yeticon_sad.gificon_sad.gif
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    Apr 24, 2010 4:55 PM GMT
    can't remember any bad one that stands out.
    Most sex is average , you get your rocks off and resume your day.
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:01 PM GMT
    Closeted guy junior year of college. Enough said
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:09 PM GMT
    All mine have been bad, but it's my fault so can't blame the other guy!
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:11 PM GMT
    jim_e saidI was hooking up with this one guy during my (ahem) "promiscuous" period and was the bottom. Not even a 5/10 in looks (my thought were if I ever needed a lawyer I could call him up icon_biggrin.gif) but it was great sex, rough and loud, and we finished up and I looked at my left foot and there's a massive blob of shit on it. I didn't know about cleaning back then and never had a problem until that moment.We pulled back the sheets on his bed and there's shit everywhere, took off the covers and shit has stained all the way through his mattress.
    So after a long shower we watched some porn and I'm in the mood to blow him and after 15 minutes or so I look up and he fell asleep! Wow, what a blow to the ego. To top it all off, he said that dating Asians are like handbags i.e. arm candy. JERK!



    Yeah...I think you win so far..lol
  • rnch

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    Apr 24, 2010 5:18 PM GMT
    picked up/got picked up by a cute well muscled guy in my local gay bar...went to his house...it reeked of unfilterd kitty litter and left over doobie smoke...his bed smelled of stale sweat and was dusted with cat hair...he bj technique was full suction and a lot of teeth...his greasy scalp hair reeked of smoke and perspiration...i went down south reciprocate on the bj but the nut stank convinced me to give him a hand job instead....he couldn't keep an erection...after he passed out i sneaked out. arrrgh! icon_mad.gif
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:22 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    TheIStrat saidCloseted guy junior year of college. Enough said


    You are closeted and yet you have face pictures here? icon_confused.gif


    He was closeted. Everyone who knows me for 5 minutes can figure out I'm a homo
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:25 PM GMT
    alan07 saidOne time, this supposed straight guy who had fucked me a few times before called me over to hang out. After a few minutes, he said he had to leave, but started insinuating he'd stay if I would sleep with him. I did, and then he went to get up to leave. I tried to keep him from leaving, and he kept telling me how he had to go to this party some friends had invited him to. I then realised that I was an official booty call. I haven't spoken to him since, or even spoken to anyone in an intimate way for that matter. I was so disappointed in myself.


    No no no no. You went at this ALL wrong!!! You are supposed to black mail the guy into staying the night. Tell him you recorded the entire session and that you'd send his parents a copy if he didn't capitulate to your demands!!!

    Live and learn! icon_twisted.gif

    Your worst is my best Sancho.
  • sportsjockla

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    Apr 24, 2010 5:33 PM GMT
    My very first internet date was the worst. It was before you could send pics over email. He described himself as this sexy Greek/Italian guy. When he showed up it looked like he had never heard of or used shampoo or toothpaste. I was about to jump out the window this guy looked so bad.
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    Apr 24, 2010 5:56 PM GMT
    jim_e saidI was hooking up with this one guy during my (ahem) "promiscuous" period and was the bottom. Not even a 5/10 in looks (my thought were if I ever needed a lawyer I could call him up icon_biggrin.gif) but it was great sex, rough and loud, and we finished up and I looked at my left foot and there's a massive blob of shit on it. I didn't know about cleaning back then and never had a problem until that moment.We pulled back the sheets on his bed and there's shit everywhere, took off the covers and shit has stained all the way through his mattress.
    So after a long shower we watched some porn and I'm in the mood to blow him and after 15 minutes or so I look up and he fell asleep! Wow, what a blow to the ego. To top it all off, he said that dating Asians are like handbags i.e. arm candy. JERK!



    It only took 15mins to recover frm a bed of shit? I'm more baffled that you had the balls to stay. Who the hell want's to go back and revisit that forbidden zone? are you seriousicon_eek.gif Ahhhh deal breaker don't yah think!icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Apr 24, 2010 6:42 PM GMT
    sportsjockla saidMy very first internet date was the worst. It was before you could send pics over email. He described himself as this sexy Greek/Italian guy. When he showed up it looked like he had never heard of or used shampoo or toothpaste. I was about to jump out the window this guy looked so bad.


    Same thing happened to me a long time ago, except the guy wasn't dirty, but he'd neglected to admit that he was fat.......morbidly obese. Needless to say - there was no sex or dinner or anything else that night.
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    Apr 24, 2010 6:58 PM GMT
    A guy I met one night in college. I swear -- I thought he was going to bite my wood off. Ouch! I think I still have the bruises.
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    Apr 24, 2010 7:08 PM GMT
    I was at a bath-house and I saw someone I knew. He was married and had kids! I was out for a year or so, and naive about open relationships. I was shocked!

    He saw me, and we chatted for 20 minutes. He explained that his wife knew he was bi, and would let him go out for some fun every so often. He wanted me to top, and I was willing to oblige.

    It gets nasty from here…
    He told me he cleaned back there so it wouldn’t be messy. I thought…okay! (What he meant exactly, I wasn’t sure.)

    So, we’re going at it and I slipped out, and jet of…stuff...shot out on my cock and legs. Apparently, he used an enema but didn’t clear out entirely. I ran to the shower (full of guys) and rinsed off. It raised up a stink. I was so horrified and embarrassed.

    P.S.: He saw me later, and tried to get me to finish what I started. Umno.
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    Apr 24, 2010 8:06 PM GMT
    I think i've blocked all mines out of my memory..i can remember some boring sex but the bad ones don't come to mind although i know there have been a few.
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    Apr 24, 2010 8:29 PM GMT
    Back in my wilder days, I had a guy come over late one night. He was attractive and it's safe to assume that he thought I was, otherwise he likely wouldn't have driven an hour and proceeded to get naked. At any rate, he had a big'un and I don't know what happened...he barely got it in and I blew before the nuts made contact. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif He wasn't very elated >_>
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    Apr 24, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    xassantex saidcan't remember any bad one that stands out.
    Most sex is average , you get your rocks off and resume your day.


    But every once in a while its real good to be reminded of what a orgasm means..you know....when you feel it throughout your whole body from head to toe and your mind is right along there for the ride.icon_biggrin.gif
  • JayneCobb

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    Apr 24, 2010 10:08 PM GMT
    I once had a drunk guy throw up on my dick while giving me head. The blowjob itself was amazing. So good in fact that I never thought I had came so hard before, but that was the problem. I guess a gallon of jizz and a stomach full of tequila don't mix cause next thing I know I hear gagging and splashing only to look down and see the lower half of my body covered in semen and vomit. Grossest thing ever.
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Apr 24, 2010 10:19 PM GMT
    jim_e saidI was hooking up with this one guy during my (ahem) "promiscuous" period and was the bottom. Not even a 5/10 in looks (my thought were if I ever needed a lawyer I could call him up icon_biggrin.gif) but it was great sex, rough and loud, and we finished up and I looked at my left foot and there's a massive blob of shit on it. I didn't know about cleaning back then and never had a problem until that moment.We pulled back the sheets on his bed and there's shit everywhere, took off the covers and shit has stained all the way through his mattress.
    So after a long shower we watched some porn and I'm in the mood to blow him and after 15 minutes or so I look up and he fell asleep! Wow, what a blow to the ego. To top it all off, he said that dating Asians are like handbags i.e. arm candy. JERK!



    sorry this TRUMPS the enitre thread...whats fucked up is you stuck around and re blew him. URGGHH