How to tell if your man is cheating?

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    Apr 27, 2010 8:10 AM GMT
    I always get a kick out of cosmopolitans ads. So what do you think are signs that your man is cheating?
  • TannerMasseur

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    Apr 27, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
    If he's on grindr or any of the gay cyber sites and lists himself as "single".
  • Celticmusl

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    Apr 27, 2010 2:13 PM GMT
    spgem saidIf he's on grindr or any of the gay cyber sites and lists himself as "single".



    Or "dating" or blank.
  • Celticmusl

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    Apr 27, 2010 2:13 PM GMT
    When he starts lying more often then usual.
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    Apr 27, 2010 2:17 PM GMT
    When after a couple of months of dating he stops all contact... then you see on his facebook a couple weeks later pics of him with his new boyfriend...
  • gumbosolo

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    Apr 27, 2010 2:26 PM GMT
    PAJohn saidHe comes home with lipstick on his dick.


    It was part of a dermatological study, I swear.
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    Apr 27, 2010 3:31 PM GMT
    As the great poet Ludacris once said: "you can't turn a ho into a housewife."

    Know the dating history. Patterns of hookups, flings, short-lived relationships, and a lack of close, personal friends isn't misfortune, it's a lifestyle choice.
  • totorosc

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    Apr 27, 2010 6:13 PM GMT
    AussieBody saidWhen after a couple of months of dating he stops all contact... then you see on his facebook a couple weeks later pics of him with his new boyfriend...


    That's happened to me before. It's so fucking passive aggressive and cowardly. At least have the guts to tell the guy you've previously been with that you aren't interested in them anymore.
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    Apr 27, 2010 6:15 PM GMT
    When it hurts to pee.
  • totorosc

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    Apr 27, 2010 6:17 PM GMT
    redbull saidI always get a kick out of cosmopolitans ads. So what do you think are signs that your man is cheating?


    When the excitement and vigor he used to have starts to fade and your gut instincts confirms what you're seeing from him. It's better to just talk about it and bring up the topic of monogamy and maybe an open-relationship.
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    Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
    He suggests sex with you be exclusively limited to threesomes where you abstain from participating.
  • Celticmusl

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    Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM GMT
    He puts another notch into the bedpost.
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    Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM GMT
    1. Emotionally and physically unavailable more often than before

    2. Mysterious text messages

    3. Hanging out with a "new" friend more often
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    Apr 27, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
    jazzpotato09 saidAs the great poet Ludacris once said: "you can't turn a ho into a housewife."

    Know the dating history. Patterns of hookups, flings, short-lived relationships, and a lack of close, personal friends isn't misfortune, it's a lifestyle choice.



    That one is not fair. I date a lot and it's not because i cheat, it's just because i get bored easily. Of my two, year plus long relationships, one i was dumped (too young didn't understand communication) the other one i got cheated on. He told me he was cheated so i dumped him. My other "monther" relationships idk i just got bored, that doesnt mean i moved to cheating.
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    Apr 28, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    When his dick smells like someone else's ass.
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    Apr 28, 2010 1:02 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWhen his dick smells like someone else's ass.


    EEwww yuck!
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    Apr 28, 2010 1:07 AM GMT
    When he starts spending more time at the gym then he does with you.
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    Apr 28, 2010 1:35 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWhen his dick smells like someone else's ass.

    hahahaha.

    "Let me smell yo dick, it better smell like my ass and noone elses!"
  • Greygull

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    Apr 29, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
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    Apr 29, 2010 12:43 PM GMT
    redbull saidI always get a kick out of cosmopolitans ads. So what do you think are signs that your man is cheating?


    If he's a man...he's cheating.icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 29, 2010 12:53 PM GMT
    BiGymGuy said
    redbull saidI always get a kick out of cosmopolitans ads. So what do you think are signs that your man is cheating?


    If he's a man...he's cheating.icon_neutral.gif


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    Apr 29, 2010 1:01 PM GMT
    Oh come on. Not EVERY man cheats. We're all horny almost all the time, but that doesn't automatically lead to cheating. Some people actually exercise self-control and understand the adult concepts of boundaries and appropriateness.

    I wouldn't even agree that you can't turn a ho into a housewife...but the ho has to want the change. People often act out in lieu of something else, something missing, some void from their developmental past. If those giants on The Biggest Loser can give up food and confront the "demons" behind their weight issues, a ho can do the same.
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    Apr 29, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
    redbull saidI always get a kick out of cosmopolitans ads. So what do you think are signs that your man is cheating?
    When he starts listening to country music, and starts talking about buying a rusty pickup truck and a double-wide.
  • GQjock

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    Apr 29, 2010 10:43 PM GMT
    When he comes home with spiked hair and you Know he doesn't use any hair gel icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 29, 2010 10:54 PM GMT
    GQjock saidWhen he comes home with spiked hair and you Know he doesn't use any hair gel icon_neutral.gif


    Favorite part from Something about Mary! 'Oh, hairgel, thanks'