I'm so gay that I .....

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    Apr 28, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    I thought it would be fun to share some stereotypically gay thing you do or own; just for laughs. Maybe you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car. Maybe you go watch sing along Sound of Music and know all the words to the songs. Maybe you've downloaded every Madonna or Mariah Carey tune. Maybe you use Clinique for Men. Whatever your stereotypical gay thing is, let's hear about it!

    Just preface it by writing - I'm so gay that I (insert whatever it is)

    I'll go first.

    I'm so gay that I drive the gayest car of all time - a VW New Beetle convertible.

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    Apr 28, 2010 10:50 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I wear designer sunglasses to Wal-Mart.
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
    HA ha - I like that one.

    Here is another.

    I'm so gay that I have matching collars and leashes for my dogs.
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:03 PM GMT
    sashaman said
    I'm so gay that I have matching collars and leashes for my dogs.
    I though that was normal.
    *scratches head*
    Does that mean I'm gay?
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:09 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    sashaman said
    I'm so gay that I have matching collars and leashes for my dogs.
    I though that was normal.
    *scratches head*
    Does that mean I'm gay?


    There is a 99.9% chance that you are gay! icon_lol.gif

    OK - one more for me -

    I'm so gay that I can't go outside to get the newspaper in the morning without first looking in the mirror to see whether I have bedhead.
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I'm appalled that you would dare to think I'm 0.1% straight. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI'm so gay that I'm appalled that you would dare to think I'm 0.1% straight. icon_razz.gif


    I'm so gay that I just let you talk me into making a correction - YOU are 100% gay - and I luv ya for it!
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I gave you a hug in the Motorcycle position.
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:31 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I'm afraid to ask - but what is the motorcycle position?icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    sashaman saidI'm so gay that I'm afraid to ask - but what is the motorcycle position?icon_eek.gif


    Think about two people riding a motorcycle together...with a relatively small seat. Nice and comfy contoured to each other.


    Mark (age 21ish at the time and way super hot, hunky and butch) and Alan go to the store to get beer.

    Mark: "Let's go, we'll take the bike. Hop on."
    Alan: "Uh, ok."
    Mark: "Hold on."
    Alan: "Uh, ok."
    Mark: "I said 'Hold on'."
    Alan: "I am holding on."
    Mark: "Ok."

    Mark revs the bike, and pops the cycle into gear. The bike lurches forward.

    Alan, feeling the g-force pulling him backward, in fear, instinctively lets go of the seat under himself and wraps his arms around Mark's mid-section and pulls himself tight. Alan feels warm, safe, exhilarated, and...and....

    Alan doesn't figure out what that feeling is for about another year.
  • Midas426

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    Apr 28, 2010 11:49 PM GMT
    "I'm so gay that I sometimes imagine I have long flowing hair and do the Jacklyn Smith hair flip (that she's famous for in Charlie's Angels opening credits)."

    (And I've done it with a towel...icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Apr 28, 2010 11:52 PM GMT
    I made a Kylie Minogue tree for Christmas based on an outfit from her Showgirl Homecoming show.

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    Apr 28, 2010 11:54 PM GMT
    sashaman saidI'm so gay that I ...


    ...give mindblowing head.

    ...dig banging man-ass like a screen door in a hurricane.
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    Apr 28, 2010 11:55 PM GMT
    OK - I'd like to see someone top that one! icon_lol.gif

    Edit - the comment was for Timberoo - SOOOO GAY!!!
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    May 02, 2010 10:09 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I was pointing out guys I thought were hot to my partner and friends when we were at Daytona Beach this weekend!

    What can I say? I might be partnered but I still have eyes. icon_lol.gif
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    May 02, 2010 10:16 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI made a Kylie Minogue tree for Christmas based on an outfit from her Showgirl Homecoming show.

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    KylieWylie_061211101649584_wideweb__300x


    Child WERK.
  • trevchaser

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    May 02, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology. icon_lol.gif
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    May 02, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    I'm so gay I can bring down the wrath of god on the head of whomever I choose.
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    May 02, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    I'm say gay i often catwalk while on the tredmill, and usually to bad romance by GaGa......i only do it cause it speeds up my heart rate......i swear
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    May 02, 2010 10:55 PM GMT
    I match my underwear to my outfit.
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    May 02, 2010 10:59 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that my watches match my outfits which must also match my shoes belt and socks
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    May 02, 2010 11:32 PM GMT
    MeOhMy saidI match my underwear to my outfit.

    I'm so gay I also match my underwear to my outfit, which match my socks.

    I also always wear clean, nice underwear, on the occasion I'm in a car accident. The one thing my mother told me that wasn't complete bullshit...
  • Celticmusl

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    May 02, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
    ....pee the colors of the rainbow.
  • chomp

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    May 02, 2010 11:42 PM GMT
    I'm so gay that I... have sex with men.
  • starboard5

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    May 02, 2010 11:43 PM GMT
    Not mine...I read it somewhere on the net:

    "I'm so gay I sneeze glitter."