Make someone laugh

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    May 01, 2010 3:30 AM GMT
    Think you can make someone laugh? Well, prove it.

    I'll start the chain. If my joke makes you laugh, tell me so. Then, post your own joke. The next person that posts will tell you if the joke makes him laugh, and so on. Hey, I just want to see how many people will actually do this. Making someone laugh feels good icon_smile.gif


    Screw me once, shame on you
    Screw me twice, shame on me
    Screw me three times...I lied about being a top
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    May 02, 2010 12:59 PM GMT
    Steel231 saidScrew me three times...
    Well, that's one way to make sex last more than one hour. icon_wink.gif
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    May 02, 2010 1:03 PM GMT
    Little girl was crying.
    Old man walks by and asks "Little girl why you crying?"
    Girl replies: "My dog's dead, a car ran over his arse."
    Man says: " You shouldn't say that, you should say rectum."

    Girl: " Friggin right he wrecked 'im, he ran right over his arse."


    (not classy but makes me smile)
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  • Mako_Shark

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    May 02, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
    lol cute...had to read it out loud though. My turn:
    What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
    Answer: his Asshole
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    May 02, 2010 1:52 PM GMT
    These Priest jokes never get too old, LMAO

    Mike and Frank driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. The two men were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.

    Before Frank could say anything, Mike said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don't we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"

    Frank said, "Yeah, good idea!"

    "I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don't I pull that out?" suggested Mike. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Frank and said, "Here, drink some!"

    Frank took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Mike. "Here, you have some!"

    Mike passed it back and said, "Nah, I think I'll wait until the police get here."
  • awayfromtheci...

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    May 02, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    Took a second because I am slow....HILARIOUS!


    Question:
    How do you get a Nun pregnant?


    Answer:
    You Fuck her!
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    May 03, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    Not the best joke, but good try lol


    3 guys in Egypt are exiled for life. However, they're each allowed to take one thing that help them stay alive.

    The first guy grabbed a loaf of bread. The second guy grabbed a water jug. And the third guy grabbed a car door.

    The first guy says "If I'm hungry, I can eat the bread and survive"

    The second guy says "If I get thirsty, I can drink the water and survive"

    The third guy says "If I get too hot, I can roll down the window and cool off"