Warning: David Morales Colon: Embalmed Dead Man on Motorcycle

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    May 02, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978209831


    2 years ago, dead man stood in the living room


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26290833/


    Have you told your partners, family and friends about your wish?
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    May 02, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
    Alert to careless readers: Colon is his last name. Colon had his colon embalmed and mounted on a motorcycle. Although wearing pants, Colon's colon is still the closest thing to the motorcycle right now.
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    May 02, 2010 5:01 PM GMT
    When I die, I want to be cremated. At the memorial ceremony, I want everyone to be in tie-die shirts and headbands, singing "American Pie" as they cast my ashes into shark-infested waters off the coast of Florida. After I've been scattered, everyone shall partake from a giant hookah and be merry.
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    May 02, 2010 7:34 PM GMT
    PAJohn said
    flex89 saidWhen I die, I want to be cremated. At the memorial ceremony, I want everyone to be in tie-die shirts and headbands, singing "American Pie" as they cast my ashes into shark-infested waters off the coast of Florida. After I've been scattered, everyone shall partake from a giant hookah and be merry.


    That sounds like a lot of fun but why wait until you're dead? You'll miss the party that way. I think you should have the party now so you can partake in the festivities while you are still alive!


    you can head the e-vite "this was gonna be my funeral party but fuck I wanna be sentient for it instead!"