I need a translator

  • DrobUA

    Posts: 1331

    May 05, 2010 10:52 PM GMT
    I got these 3 messages from the same person, all within an hour. I have no idea what they say. Anyone wanna take a stab at it?

    Message 1:
    hey sexy guy look good yime new friend area ... i new sobe look dance drink fun passion kiss hot horny .. soul friendship etc contacto new`page ,,,

    Message 2:
    i love pet special dogs have soul tender the dogs i love

    Message 3:
    hey Guy i love kiss hugs real friendship soul minds and arte peaple or guys with good tattitudes like fun dande mixte dy arte living in ocean dr Louis Angel sexy apasional 4 month Stated United. I think that the physical body is good care. but the main thing is the mind and soul of the person. more than the physical body! because the physical body, is for a while. but the spirit is forever. learn how to fill it with spiritual wisdom. to learn the conecccion the soul, the universe and nature for the connection of the angels, spiritual beliefs or divide presence.God's thoughts.of Ange

    ... I have no idea what's going on.
  • Nico3_0

    Posts: 34

    May 05, 2010 11:16 PM GMT
    Lets give it a try....

    Message 1
    -Hey sexy. Im new to the area and want to make new friends in the area. I love to dance, go out to drink and im really just a passionate guy whos always horny and willing to make out, making new friends all the time. Check out my page.

    Message 2
    -I love special pets. I have my own dog that i love who has a tender soul.

    Message 3
    -Hey guy, i love to kiss and hug someone who will become more than a close friend, but a a soul mate. I want to meet a guy with a good attitude who loves art, dancing at the clubs and who lives in the L.A. region, since ive been there in the past for four months. I like a guy who takes care of his physical body, but brains and a kind soul are almost more important than any physical body. This is because the muscles are for now and a warm spirit lasts forever, someone who can really find that spiritualness in themselves, someone who can really understand there place amongst the stars, to live amongst all the kind people in the world who have a strong spiritual belief in god. To realize that we are surrounded by beauty like angels.

    Thats my attempt. Seriously tho...is this guy on crack or from thailand or something? Hope it helps, i liked trying to make sense of it all...kinda fun. icon_smile.gif
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    May 05, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
    This guy wants to meet up with you somewhere on Ocean drive; he is only here in the U.S. for a short time. He thinks your sexy, but mostly enjoys your mind. God has told him; you two are soul-mates, a match made in heaven. Hit him back.
    Oh yeah; something about dogs.
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    May 05, 2010 11:26 PM GMT
    Message 1: You're hot. Let's fuck.
    Message 2: You're hot. Let's fuck.
    Message 3: You're hot. Let's fuck.
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    May 05, 2010 11:50 PM GMT
    Whatever it says, if you reply, he'll probably hit you up for money. Sounds like the classic start of an internet romance scam.

    Not that I'm cynical or skeptical or anything. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • DrobUA

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    May 06, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    ejay79 saidWhatever it says, if you reply, he'll probably hit you up for money. Sounds like the classic start of an internet romance scam.

    Not that I'm cynical or skeptical or anything. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Haha do people actually fall for those?
  • creature

    Posts: 5197

    May 06, 2010 2:13 AM GMT
    Sadly they do.

    My dad works with a guy who fell for one. He lost a couple of thousand dollars to help a wealthy woman come into this country. On the day that she was to arrive to meet him but was nowhere to be found, she told him that she was refused at the airport because she was wearing too much gold and they wouldn't allow her in.

    Even after that excuse he still wanted to believe it was true.
  • demonicius

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    May 06, 2010 2:43 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidMessage 1: You're hot. Let's fuck.
    Message 2: You're hot. Let's fuck.
    Message 3: You're hot. Let's fuck.


    hehehehe, sound nasty
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    May 06, 2010 3:00 AM GMT
    DrobUA said
    Message 2:
    i love pet special dogs have soul tender the dogs i love

    "I love pets, especially dogs. Dogs have tender souls. I love dogs."

    Any idea what language this guy speaks? Message 2 sounds like a word for word translation (sans punctuation). Example: [French] "les chiens j'adore" would map to [English] "the dogs I love."