20 inches

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    May 07, 2010 3:38 PM GMT



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    May 07, 2010 3:51 PM GMT
    the eel ate his insides.. that's like extreme rimming.

    anyway.. did this "really" happened icon_rolleyes.gif
  • HOTWEILLER

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    May 07, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
    what has 20 inches? It doesn`t open for me
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    May 07, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
    wrestlingguy saidwhat has 20 inches? It doesn`t open for me


    umm the eel.... icon_neutral.gif
  • calibro

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    May 07, 2010 5:01 PM GMT
    i like how she says it's 57 meters long and doesn't realize she means centimeters
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    May 07, 2010 5:13 PM GMT
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    Hahaha that was the OP's 1337th post, thats leet in leet speak.

    Leet!
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    May 07, 2010 6:15 PM GMT
    I am guessing that the original source is linked here: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/28/anal-eel-insertion-kills-man/

    Additional er, incidents with eels here:
    http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/content.php?sid=2778
  • Erich60660

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    May 07, 2010 6:17 PM GMT
    calibro saidi like how she says it's 57 meters long and doesn't realize she means centimeters


    No, she didn't say that... she said "50 centimeter" not 57 meter.
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    May 07, 2010 7:59 PM GMT
    how did the eel get in there omg... i am so happy i am not a bottom...

    Oh wait... am i?
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    May 07, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    umm...ouch? icon_neutral.gif
  • kew1

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    May 07, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    Damn, remember reading a sci-fi story a bit like that. man tortured & killed by genetically modified snake specially bred to enter rectum & eat insides.
  • Nayro

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    May 07, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
    It sure is a unique way to die...
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    May 07, 2010 11:46 PM GMT
    It's for real. Here's the original report from the China news agency:

    http://www.chinanews.com.cn/sh/news/2010/04-28/2250979.shtml
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    May 08, 2010 12:39 AM GMT
    well thats certainly a very permanent way of mushing up your prostate

    *shudders*

    Such a shame!
  • Webster666

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    May 08, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    And to think that, for 30 years, the straight community has been obsessed with gerbils, while the real culprit was the EEL !
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    May 08, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidAnd to think that, for 30 years, the straight community has been obsessed with gerbils, while the real culprit was the EEL !


    Not nearly as obsessed as most gay men are with asses though.
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    May 08, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    ObsceneWish saidIt's for real. Here's the original report from the China news agency:

    http://www.chinanews.com.cn/sh/news/2010/04-28/2250979.shtml



    Google Translate does their usual entertaining job on this article...

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    China News Agency Via Google TranslateInsiders revealed that: the party being drunk spoof; the police to trace the truth take eel

    Yesterday morning, the First People's Hospital of Zigong City, inpatient intensive care unit.

    The depth of shock for a whole 10 days old chef Zhang Dajun, finally break through respiratory failure after off, leave the oxygen bottle. "If nothing else, in another two or three days, the patient can be transferred to general ward from the ICU."

    10 days before the recall that scene, ICU staff bursts of desperation: "1, weighing about half a catty of rice field eel, actually from the living to bite through the anus and rectum into the abdominal cavity, is really unheard of!"

    Strange patients: lower extremity marble-like piebald

    April 17 at 4 pm, the hospital emergency department from other hospitals and received a very strange critically ill patients.

    The patient is 59-year-old Zhang Dajun, its very heavy very complex disease: the depth of shock, his breathing quickly, the entire waist congestive swelling belly like a ball, leg-like parts of a large area spotted marble, acidosis was like, while severe dehydration , liver and kidney failure.

    The transferred records, the no diagnosis of the cause. Speaking of causes of the patient's family is evasive, but said to the doctor, the patient is more than 10 hours because of abdominal pain more than the referral of.

    Da-Jun Zhang at any time may have life-threatening.

    As soon as possible to identify the cause of the patient, medical vice president, Zigong City, Jing Deng Hepatobiliary expert rapid expert consultation convened by the department.

    The face of complex rare condition, experienced specialists from outside the patient characteristics can not always make a diagnosis.

    To really find out where the lesions, only by laparotomy, open the patient's abdominal cavity, to uncover the truth.

    However, the patient condition at this time shows the complexity of tolerance and anti-surgery, he was very likely dangerous operating table.

    But not timely surgery, the patients risk their lives at any time, how do? "On the operating table, even if only a glimmer of hope, we must make 100 percent effort."

    8:30 that evening, after the patient's family agreed, Da-Jun Zhang is urgent to promote the operating room.

    Abdominal cavity was opened: there be half a catty abdominal re-eel

    Surgery surgeon doctors open the patient's abdominal cavity Zhang Hongbin, the immediate scene, stunned the medical staff present: a more than 50 cm long, rough, such as glass, weighing about half a jin of the dead eel, entrenched within the abdominal cavity in patients; patients rough shaped rectum, were eel tore a big hole to start infection fester; peritoneal effusion of patients, multiple organ failure, liver and renal functions were seriously damaged.

    Open surgery showed that patients with an eel from the anus into the body.

    The reason why patients with abdominal pain more than 10 hours after it is eel into the anus, like "Monkey King" drilling "Princess Iron Fan" belly, bite through the rectum of patients, penetrating intra-abdominal process. Patients with congestive swelling waist, leg-like parts appear spotted marble, acidosis was like the strange appearance characteristics, are to blame this eel.

    As the patient's rectum was eel bites must be removed through fester, only to be diverted anus belly Department.

    Although the identification of the cause, however, has never encountered a problem it was placed in front of the Group of Experts: albus grown in complex aquatic environment, natural cool of it own more than weep, by keeping the environmental impact, live eel into the people the body, carrying its own what kind of bacteria, how the patient will be a negative effect?

    All in all, of the 59-year-old patient Zhang Dajun, the are facing the test of life and death.

    5 days before surgery, the patient has been in deep shock, hanging a trace of life.

    In the ICU medical staff 24 hours of intensive care, the postoperative day 6, Da-Jun Zhang pulled from the back edge of death, all vital signs begin the recovery, the patient recovered gradually.

    Yesterday, is the Da-Jun Zhang 10 days after operation, although not completely out of danger, but he has overcome the difficulties related infections and respiratory failure related, bid farewell to the accompanying 10-day oxygen bottles.

    The miracle of life, is played a little bit on him.

    First visit the hospital: Patients said to eat a lot of eel

    On April 17 about 7 am, Zigong City, admitted to a hospital of a patient, symptoms of abdominal pain, especially in the left upper abdominal pain more than.

    According to patient denied, "the night before to eat a lot of eel, drank wine." Duty doctors initially suspected, his pancreatitis, and conducted inspections of blood amylase. "Check several times and sent to hospital outside the review."

    The doctor was puzzled that the index patient serum amylase is not high.

    Subsequently, the patient's abdominal puncture, also found no enteric material.

    While experts for consultation the hospital, the patient's condition has suddenly turned the afternoon had systemic multi-organ failure.

    Patient's family should be asked, at 4 pm, the patient was transferred to the First People's Hospital of Zigong City.

    Trace the culprit: The police investigation has been extracted eel

    Da-Jun Zhang is a township in Zigong, a restaurant chef.

    Yesterday, lying on ICU beds, oxygen tanks, he had just bid farewell to their families, the grounds of personal privacy, the hospital that repeatedly refused to accept the interview, do not want media coverage of this issue.

    This weighs about half a catty of rice field eel, how very strange to drill into his body? Patients and their families, why do not want to tell the doctor the truth eel into the body?

    According to insiders of anonymity, said the evening of April 16, Da-Jun Zhang and people drink and being intoxicated spoof, this eel is interested in anal stuffed Zhang, did not think big joke.

    Eel into the body to find out the truth, the families of Da-Jun Zhang Zigong Police received the alarm, has been to the First People's Hospital of Zigong City Extract a piece of eel, and this issue, a full investigation. (Da-Jun Zhang Department of pseudonym) West China City Daily reporter Yang Yuanlu
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    May 08, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidAnd to think that, for 30 years, the straight community has been obsessed with gerbils, while the real culprit was the EEL !


    OMG, don't say a word about this to R. Gere!!! He'll be trying THIS next!!
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    May 08, 2010 8:58 PM GMT
    Dragoonxi said
    Webster666 saidAnd to think that, for 30 years, the straight community has been obsessed with gerbils, while the real culprit was the EEL !


    Not nearly as obsessed as most gay men are with asses though.


    Says the resident guhzeerhoid who is no less obsessed about anal sex as any other gay man. As the wise Mrs. Williams would say, "What that boy needs is a nice big cock up his ass."
  • HankFit247

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    May 08, 2010 9:01 PM GMT
    This is a variation of an old wives tale from the 80’s about a businessman from the US traveling to Japan, eating sushi, getting ill, developing a tape worm…