Straight is the new gay

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    May 11, 2010 8:22 PM GMT
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    May 11, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    H i l a r i o u s
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    May 11, 2010 9:17 PM GMT
    Absolutely hilarious...and so true! LOL
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    May 11, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
    You know it's so weird because I was having a conversation about this a month ago with a friend.


    I was like "why is it considered girly to have a man instead of a woman because men and stronger and the domination would be a little harder right?"

    lmao i'm dumb i know
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    May 11, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
    I've pretty much always thought this.


    I mean, sure there are those who hammer it to a new level of cock-dom, but really... People are surprised to find out there are still guys who just...like other guys.
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    May 11, 2010 9:43 PM GMT
    That was fucking awesome! icon_lol.gif
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    May 11, 2010 9:48 PM GMT
    Thats right us poofters are not gay, as we fuck men!

    Oh and when I was a youth if you had an ear ring in your right ear, it did mean you were gay too, not just in Mother England. If you had an ear ring in both ears it meant you were AC/DC Bisexual; neither gay or straight.

    But yep I'm a poofter and not gay, and I fuck men only, as I'm not in to men who act like women, my men are blokes, poofters and not gay!icon_wink.gif
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    May 11, 2010 9:57 PM GMT
    Hysterical! Awesome observation for a striaght guy. hahahaha
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    May 11, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    Excellent post. Love it, love Australians!
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    May 11, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
    "You go and play with your girly tits, you fucking fag"

    Best line haha
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    May 11, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
    Ha, too funny.
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    May 11, 2010 10:11 PM GMT
    ross2477 saidExcellent post. Love it, love Australians!


    What about us Aussies we are even better.
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    May 11, 2010 10:11 PM GMT
    so if straight is the new gay...then what left of us??
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    May 11, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 saidso if straight is the new gay...then what left of us??


    Gosh I gave my gay card back 20 something years ago, and life still went on. You know there is a whole other world out here other than the gay one, and it's wonderful.
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    May 11, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
    That was great, thanks =)
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    May 11, 2010 11:09 PM GMT
    ugh: you would ...

    ... and I'm glad you did, buddy.
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    May 11, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
    Pattison saidThats right us poofters are not gay, as we fuck men!

    Oh and when I was a youth if you had an ear ring in your right ear, it did mean you were gay too, not just in Mother England. If you had an ear ring in both ears it meant you were AC/DC Bisexual; neither gay or straight.

    But yep I'm a poofter and not gay, and I fuck men only, as I'm not in to men who act like women, my men are blokes, poofters and not gay!icon_wink.gif


    You're as predictable as the sunrise. Instead of just enjoying what was a very funny bit, you need to swat at feminine guys. Notice how the STRAIGHT comic didn't feel the need to do so.

    Your insecurity is mind-boggling.
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    May 11, 2010 11:16 PM GMT
    ha! Too funny. nice find.
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    May 11, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    Oooh stand up comedy, my favourite window into the zeitgeist, how i adore you.
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    May 11, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    hilarious, thank you for thaticon_lol.gif
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    May 11, 2010 11:39 PM GMT
    IsmeIvan1990 saidso if straight is the new gay...then what left of us??


    The even deeper joke is that a lot of gay men really do try to be "straight" in appearance, attitude, etc. I can't count how many guys have said "I'm not going to do.." this or that thing or activity "...because it's kind of gay."

    My response? icon_rolleyes.gif

    And what goes through my mind? "Oh puleeeze, Mary. You butch? You'll die with the secret."

    I'm gay and I'm proud.

    June is LGBT Pride Month! Celebrate your diversity!

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan
    "Where I live, there are rainbows."
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    May 12, 2010 12:33 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidH i l a r i o u s


    Ditto--thanks
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    May 12, 2010 12:52 AM GMT
    AHAHA love iticon_cool.gif
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    May 12, 2010 3:43 AM GMT
    ShinyToyTrev saidI've pretty much always thought this.


    I mean, sure there are those who hammer it to a new level of cock-dom, but really... People are surprised to find out there are still guys who just...like other guys.


    All gay guys are just guys who like guys. Granted, just like any one, different gays have different personalities. My brother said something very admirable to me the other day when I was sort of bummed... I quote roughly:

    "There are so many reasons other than their sexuality that make people act the way they do".
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    May 12, 2010 3:47 AM GMT
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    Pattison saidThats right us poofters are not gay, as we fuck men!

    Oh and when I was a youth if you had an ear ring in your right ear, it did mean you were gay too, not just in Mother England. If you had an ear ring in both ears it meant you were AC/DC Bisexual; neither gay or straight.

    But yep I'm a poofter and not gay, and I fuck men only, as I'm not in to men who act like women, my men are blokes, poofters and not gay!icon_wink.gif


    You're as predictable as the sunrise. Instead of just enjoying what was a very funny bit, you need to swat at feminine guys. Notice how the STRAIGHT comic didn't feel the need to do so.

    Your insecurity is mind-boggling.


    Yeah I agree.